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this :quote: guy :quote: better be thanking god every night we don't live in a dirty commie society

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I assumed it was a woman. You can always tell because they always end up coming full circle and describing a tradwife life where they stay home and bake bread. Without a hint of irony.

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From the r/4chan post of Twitter screenshots detailing how these people would all be tarot readers and K-6 educators...

This is literally the best thing i have ever read.

This is like a complex french pastry, crafted by artisanal chefs, each layer, a new sensation. Each perfect complimentary flavor, a different emotion stoked up from the resting silt of your psyche.

A mouthwatering masterpiece of memetic mirth.

There is so much here, so much truth, so much sadness, such a depth of earnest longing that is usually hidden from us under layers of bitter irony and unbroken theoretical proclamations and rants on how to run the world.

They just want to be part of a small village, a community, to serve a integral purpose and be loved for who they are, and appreciated for what they do. But almost invariably, places like this, small tight-knit villages are right-wing, they are wary of outsiders because a small community is uniquely disadvantaged by even small changes brought by newcomers.

Almost all of the women posting their genuine desires are functionally describing being a stay-at-home mother in a small right-wing community. Cooking, cleaning, gardening, looking after the kids, supervising their education, advising, tutoring, observing who gets what and maintaining fairness.

But they cannot see it, they cannot comprehend they are the fool in The Gateless Gate, who is searching by the light of an oil-lamp for a way to cook their rice. In one breath they scorn the very thing and types of people that can and will provide them the environment their soul cries out for. In a toxic swamp of unfamiliar city-living and godless, soulless corporatist posturing, under the heavy pressure and the mind-breaking bullshit of socially-violent, politically correct 'simon-says' office-tier environments, these lost folk yearn for meaning in their lives, whilst having been conditioned to hate the very people that are most capable of providing that environment for them.

These are the last gasps of drowning men and women, the last writhing attempt at clinging to life, before being drowned in a polluted, fetid sea of corporate/governmental-conditioning and never-ending work, that will pump directly into their minds, as in The Matrix, the illusion that they are on the cusp of revolution, that they are the vanguard of change and the daring anti-corporate, anti-state activists who are humanities best hope to attain this simple life they dream of.

This is the last time they will even be allowed to know the color red exists, for all the pills henceforth will be blue.


https://old.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/przkwq/sorry_if_repost_but_this_is_too_good/?sort=controversial

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷

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Feminisms greatest accomplishment was convincing foids there best life is being a corporate drone

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These small communities tend to be right wing, but they don't gotta! They have elements of leftism like mutual aid, social nets and shit. We don't gotta hate gays to live the good life, breathe clean mountain air, and sing our praises to God.

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Do rightoids really belive that stay at home motherhood is the default state of womenkind? The stay at home part didn't even exist until a few hundred years ago

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Umm bro, the default state of humans since the advent of agriculture has been to work from home

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Yeah, work

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hlæfdige pill

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I'd have more energy to keep my home clean, workout and cook at home. May not be everyone's dream but I just want to have more energy for my regular day to day life.

you called it

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ex-fatty. still ugly.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684141355978094.webp

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It's like she swapped pounds for tats

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These women will spend their entire lives fleeing from anything to do with "trad" or "feminine beauty" all while wondering why they are so unhappy and alone.

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looked better fat

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Still more productive than a lightswitch operator

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Lightswitch operators can be useful:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy

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i half want to go commie just so I can look at this frick and say "He who does not work does not eat"

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the :quote: got squished... Why

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Vegan tortillas that come out more like naan are friggin delicious

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Become a professional student. Travel the world during breaks.

yea we all want to live in a fricking iphone commercial you cute twink its a good thing socialists are lazy idiots or the reds might have won the cold war

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professional student is an oxymoron

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tfw you are a Level 5 Glowie Manager and still don't have your own direct line

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:marseybog: there's only one direct line there.

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Render unto Terry

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For all of their complaints about capitalism being selfish, why are all of their dream activities in the hypothesized utopia so self-centered? Like everything is about what brings them personal enjoyment or what fulfills their personal desires/passions. Even being a student is about personal improvement. Although this guys seems to want to do it perpetually. :marseyconfused:

If, as proclaimed, they love socialism/communism so much, why are all of these antiwork types not dreaming about making personal sacrifices for the greater good of everyone? I mean, sure, farming potatoes and rice might be boring and back-breaking labour, but these people should be happy to toil under the sun (for free) to provide sustenance for everyone in the community, right? :marseytroll: Or maybe they can grind away in the steel furnaces in order to make housing materials instead. :marseythonk:

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How those morons not feel the satisfaction of a hard day's work? I legit love to work.

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R/grindmaxxing

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I was never more depressed than during my months of job hunt.

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You'll start to hate it when it takes away 12 hours of your day.

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I work 12 hour days almost every day. Physical labor too. I love it.

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Only if you consider it “cushy” to work 80 hour weeks! And to be constantly pressured to get stuff done. And to work nights and weekends.

And to face layoffs every couple of years, because the company needs to make their stock price look good this quarter!

The only reason that software engineers aren’t unionized by now is due to (1) corporate brainwashing, (2) crappy laws protecting organized labor efforts in the US.

Imagine being a software engineer in the current labor market and willingly putting up with 80 hour weeks. The only way that's acceptable is you're fine with it because you're making infinite money, or you're on a visa. Redditor pushover moment

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Or you have literally zero talent in software engineering and working immigrant shifts is the only way anyone will pay you

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Software engineers don't need to unionize. Literally move to the D.C. area and there are infinite jobs paying 6 figures with amazing benefits and flex hours where you just sit around and do the bare minimum and nobody cares.

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But then I'd have to move! And apply for jobs! Shit, I may have to make friends within the field and use them to cut through that process!! Or at the very least I could negotiate for higher pay within my own city, based on competing firms' offers. No no no! I must post on reddit and forever mourn my tragedy in exchange for internet points. :marseysnoo: x24

I do mourn for the self-afflicted.

:marseycry:

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Interesting how like 70%+ of americans are descended from starving english/polish/chinese/italian peasants that moved a literal continent away to improve their life yet telling zoomers to move for a job is heckin wrong :marseythinkorino:

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If they move away from their family safety net they'd be homeless lmao

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Beer virus has made moving for software work far less necessary

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move to DC area

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Frick why did i accept a job in Austin

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I’d rather work and live in Mordor than the DC area

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Same. Beltway traffic is the absolute worst

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Shit ive lived in the midwest my entire life. Anything else is an upgrade

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DC really isn't. It has some nice amenities, but it's a shithole. I say this as someone that remembers it through the rose tinted glasses of childhood. Don't move to DC.

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:marseyglow2: -recruiters arent welcome here

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They don't unionize for the same reason real engineers don't join unions. It's supposed to be a professional grade where you're not just a regular slob who's paid by the hour for dumb labour. In the past people in these roles would generally have their shit together as we had an effective system of bullying and hazing throughout teenage and early adulthood to ensure that if you made it into the professional world as and engineer doctor r whatever that you at least had some level of resilience and wouldn't cut off your pee pee at the first little crisis you hit

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Do you even have to move anymore? I thought covid proved that you could work from wherever basically as effectively.

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I'm honestly surprised how afk this job is. Just talk in stand-ups like you know what's going on and that's literally all it takes.

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Yeah but there's no barcades in DC. Their IPAs probably aren't locally-sourced, either.

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Ikr. I had to work every day this week and I was pissed.

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I love these threads, my favorite answer ive seen was "guy who beats people who say doing astrology readings is work"

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This is the most embarrassing thread:

https://twitter.com/DrilllKnight/status/1371607111499710465

Everyone, rush to the coal mine! Emily (they/them) started a gas leak and blew their comrades up!

"but nooo we can't only tend to the miners. We can also do art and gardening instead"

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Omega r-slurred that twitter take. Yes you can contribute to society in multiple ways but the amount of shit we maintain by design needs a group of specialists for every niche but important activity. This person really thinks people in the commune will just rotate between farming and everything else and things will totally be efficient with no complications whatsoever

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It really shows that none of them have ever worked a professional job in their lives.

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I was gonna say that this commie was the kind that didn't read any theory, but then I remembered that even Marx said that division of labour was bad. Describing it instead as "alienated labour"...

This neighbor was truly just a lazy NEET with no understanding of why humans do work.

:marseyneet: :karlmarxey: :marseylaugh:

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The commune executioner is going to be working overtime to cull all that dead weight standing in between them and communist utopia.

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"The security guy who everyone earnestly pretends is not a cop"

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What makes ya reckon they are a cop?

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they are a bastard

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I'll be part of the cull Pinkerton, cracking skulls left and right when people start complaining about hunger

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These people would sit around and get fat as frick and kill themselves of depression even sooner than scheduled.

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they'd be the ones "PuT AgAiNsT ThE WaLl" as they love to say. he wouldn't survive long enough to get fat.

it's like all these edgy commie teens think communism means "i get to hang around the house doing anything i want, while other people give me food and money to spend on funky pops".

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Has anyone ever actually explained how they think this actually could work? Like some people actually would continue to just collect garbage and clean bathrooms for the satisfaction of it?

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The evil nazis would be forced by government to do all the bad work. Foolproof plan.

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“Turn our enemies into slaves and make them do the dirty jobs” but woke and valid

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Literally yes. They think people will do the shitty jobs for the good of society, without being forced to. Not them of course, other people.

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A while back, a R*dditor told me he would gladly clean shit covered pottys for $20/hr with universal healthcare because he was fine cleaning latrines in the army and there wasn't anything bad about cleaning shit.

Whenever this question comes up, I just assume it will be him doing all of it.

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God bless him

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They think nationalizing Bezos and co.'s moneypants will feed the world for the rest of eternity

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"Let them eat amazon shares"

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🤷 Remodeling my bathroom, I did all the drywall sanding and thought "There are people out there who did this and were still ok with the idea of doing this for the rest of their life."

Masochism will continue to exist.

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They're right, so long as they live in a government-subsidized kibbutz. The immigrants will handle the hard work.

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Theyed be doing shitty blue collar work, for zero pay

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Assuming they were allowed to do so.

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As if there would be enough food for them to get fat.


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