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Just a standard sized seedless watermelon. Seeded watermelons are huge, seedless are not.

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Get the kind where its yellow on the inside. Sweetest watermelon you'll ever taste

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Yellow melons are trash dude. Ive gotten in fights with the produce merch bitches over them. Always come in bad.

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They dont sell em at grocery stores peasant, least ive never seen one. Gotta go str8 to the source

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They do sell them at grocery stores lmao.

I had to sample out over 40 of them at a store 2 days ago.

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Huh well maybe thats why they sucked then they dont store long or some shit Ive only ever seen em at farmers markets

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They do have a shorter shelf life.

Also farmer markets are a scam they legit buy shit from stores and resell them at a huge markups.

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Might be, the stand I worked at was a legit farm. Plus u cant find them good frankenstien tomatoes at grocery stores

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Are you talking about heirloom tomatoes?

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Ive gotten in fights with the produce merch bitches over them.

Can we stage a fight where you're the bully and I save this girl from you? I think a produce merch b-word would fall for that.

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I can see seeds in your watermelon, you got ripped off and should return it.

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Seedless watermelon has a few seeds my guy. Mainly the little white ones.

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Then it's not seedless is it? You got ripped off.

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This is how all of them work.

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Like I said, not seedless. Return it.

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Idk if you know this but most vendors do not accept used fruit returns.

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I will always return a peach if it doesn't taste right.

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Once you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, YOU BOUGHT THE WHOLE FRUIT

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doubt

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But he did the hard part already

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Seedless watermelons have the melon equivalent of downs syndrome.

:marse#ymoreyouknow:

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That's how they do it? Extra chromosomes?

The fact that plants can survive and do well when they're like "oh is that another entire set of chromosomes, frick it, let's drive on" really scares me.

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