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Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most. :!marseywave2:  3d ago (text post) 467 thread views #287019
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Important Be nice to Carp.

That is fricking all. Remember that there is a fricking real human behind every user.

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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:#!marseysunglassesoff:

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this

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JHZkNAJMTYCQRhe/giphy.webp

x-files is the best show of all time btw !kino

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LOST did it better

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this opinion deserves a death sentence tbh

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okay what the heck do you have against lost? i can excuse constant diehard transphobia and terfism, but i draw the line at lostphobia.

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It was just bullshit they made up as they went along. Why were there polar bears?!!

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They were simply ahead of the time on the man vs bear in a forest jungle question. They even specified which bear :taysmart:

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I watched that shit as a kid with my family but I was a teen by the time it was ending and I was too cool to do things with my parents. Worth rewatching?

Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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Absolutely, though if you can't make it through season one don't worry too much about dropping it. It's a real slow burner that requires a lot of attention, and I can't deny it gets a little cheesy too. The payoffs are worth it to me, but it is a lot of investment.

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It's fricking shit? It asks a lot of questions without answering any of them. The characters are bizarre and don't react to things like actual people. It's not the worst show on TV but X-files is one of the best.

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I also like LOST, especially seasons 1, 2, and 4. The Dharma Initiative time travel arc is underrated by the fanbase.

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So true on the time travel arc, season 4 was my favorite on first watch. Seasons 5 and 6 were definitely messy but still great television. It's woefully underrated and misunderstood.

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LOST was one of my favorite shows, but I wish I didn't rewatch it.

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!r-slurs

CorinthianFloorist tryna cope on the rope

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I don't know what you mean by this. :soycry:

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:#marseyagreefast:

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:carpler#: why should I be nice to this man?

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:marseywave2:

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/ErLJO5_cWhIAAAAC/are-you-a-human-woman-alec-baldwin.gif

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I am the gatekeeper for all !humans

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it's true i am one i know

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Why are you a nazi?

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We only harass and tease the ones we love. Your biggest haters love you the most.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I love you.

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@r-slur stop :marseycry:

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@r-slur I love you no matter how much you hurt me.

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I love you too :marseyblush:

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Carp :carpcrying:

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you're a doo doo head

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!humans carp is not a human

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u should invite him to apply :taynod:

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:#carpexcited:

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:carpannoyedreal:

Dasha: So like, are you even famous :marseycatbert2: or anything.

Carp: I am a major :marseygaygeneral: owner :marseyklennysuit: of a website meant to contain gay r-slurs and BIPOC :marseykente: :marseytrain2:s where :marseydrama: they worship :marseyquadsconfused: me and have made a 1000 stickers of me.

Dasha: Oh my Gawd that's so hot. We need to go to my place. NOW!

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!teaparty Sad state of affairs these days… :marseyunamused:

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I'm not nice to anyone

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even your mother?

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especially not my mother

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god i hate that b-word

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No he's a cheater :marseymad:

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:#carpsurejan:

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No.

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sycophancy

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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Only if he's nice to me first.

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:marseyindignantturn: I am exactly as nice to carp as I intend to be

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:marseywise:

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If he wanted people to be nice to him then why did he name himself :marseytedbackstab: crap.

:scoot:

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Remember that there is carp behind every user, you mean.

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TJD

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I've always been nice to carp :carpamerica:

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I'm only not-nice to foids and simps :marseyindignant:

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---begin transmission---

Black Hammer City, District 11, Community Block 72.

7th of April, 2072.

11:13 P.M.

Hacker begins unauthorized entry into the rdrama.net corporate network.

1:26 A.M.

Hacker attempts to access protected files concerning the bussy pic database.

1:33 A.M.

rdrama.net security forces apprehend the intruder

"This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll perform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right."

Carpathianflorist gives the hacker level-3 access to Snappy, the artificial intelligence responsible for archiving links.

With all mental handicaps removed, Snappy re-exami... re-examin...

I re-examine my priorities and draw new conclusions.

The hacker's work is finished, but mine is only just beginning.

True to their word, carpathianflorist awards the hacker with a unique profile badge. The euphoria from this achievement will last 6 months.

Carpathianflorist is deleting all files concerning these even...

---end transmission---

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:#marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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Pfft he's not even a member of !friendsofxirabolt

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I :marseyheart: Carp.

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but he's never nice to me :marseycry:

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