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'Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League' Is Now Resurrecting The Justice League :marseyxd:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1ediq6b/suicide_squad_kill_the_justice_league_is_now/

!g*mers !comicshitters wake up consumers, the 616th alternate multiverse superhero slop just dropped: Batman ACTUALLY DIDN'T DIE WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT LOL! :soysnoo:

By the way the game will be shut down next year because it was a financial failure and we will write it as a tax writeoff, oh and also this time Joker is a 600 pound bald lesbian black girlboss, remember to buy this DLC skin before we shut down the servers!

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Its crazy to me this is the thing ppl are mad about

Then what was the point of dragging the Flash, Batman, and Superman through the mud before putting them down like dogs? "They were clones!" doesn't take away Captain Boomerang almost pissing on "Flash's" corpse (while doing a 20 second skit on the size of his Johnson) or Harley Quinn going on a self-righteous & hypocritical tirade before capping "Batman" to lure out "Superman".

:marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: why did the villains act degenerate and weird???

The bigger issue imo is how cheap the whole story is. We learn after batman Arkham Knight, a game which left Bruce Wayne either dead or totally off his rocker depending on your interprtation of the ending, he just sort of goes back to normal after shaking Superman's hand? I played like 4 hours of the game when amazon gave it out for free and its just impossible to care about the story. There is no mystery what you see at the start "Brainiac has brainwashed the league and you need to kill them" is all you get. There is no heel turns or chracter development or intrigue . Literally nothing happens. Its just quips and traveling around roof tops to fight the same bland enemies in the same bland missions for like 10 hours. The original Suicide Comics in the 80s were like an actual black ops team made of actually obscure characters. They were all hand picked for missions based on their skill sets. Harley wasnt a member because she has no ops skills and is highly unstable. Since the team comp was actual d-listers they frequently actually died or betrayed the team. There was drama , suspense, politics (i mean like actual political intrigue not some pride skins), and some morally grey moments of ambiguity. OFC every modern take on this is just hot topic soy slop

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The original Suicide Comics in the 80s were like an actual black ops team made of actually obscure characters. They were all hand picked for missions based on their skill sets. Harley wasnt a member because she has no ops skills and is highly unstable.

Wasn't Harley only created in the 1992 Batman the Animated Series?, and her modern-day incarnation that is crackhead equivalent of a tranime waifu did not pop up until the 2010s, so of course she was not an original member of the Squad, she is a certified BVILT snowbunny today tho.

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>equivalent of a tranime waifu

Sorry to tell you this but she is no longer the equivalent of, she actually IS a tranime waifu

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:marseymetled: cute

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unironically unfixable, not half as cute as americanime killer frost :marseylaying:

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americanime killer frost

I knew I couldn't be the only one with a thing for her

!coomers She's built for big hot peepee

@BWC No way you have "killer frost on fire villain" interracial porn

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if you want elemental race bait watch that Disney movie from last year :marseyburn:

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Always has been bhud

Aerospace engineering

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Yeah Harley was ported over from TAS and didnt get associated with the SS until the new 52 reboot which served as the basis for the iterations seen in all the movies.

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This is the weirdest thing with redditors to me. They support all the dumb political storytelling except for when it breaks their toys

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A villain can commit a literal genocide and thats fine but GOD FORBID HE SAYS A SLUR WHEN DOING SO

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nah it's more like "this story can be as dumb as humanly possible but le hecking batman and superman cant suffer during it"

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This is Katana, she has my back

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