Proud KiwiFarms user "Qriist" fricks up a legal request, revealed to be an insane homeless libertarian r-slur who requested a pardon from Trump for possessing CP. Also known for attempting to break into Tim Pool's house at 4:30AM and was called a notorious stalker by shoeonhead

There's a thread about Nick Rekieta here but this guy deserves special attention.

TL;DR: for the sake of content, the Kiwifarmers are attempting to petition for live court proceedings for the hearings of Nick Rekieta, a once-respected cokehead lawyer lolcow who recently had his children taken away. Rekieta fought against this, specifically citing that the very first person who petitioned the Minnesota courts and represented himself as a "volunteer member of the Kiwi Farms reporting forum" was a convicted s*x offender.

Nick naturally gloated publicly about this much to the delight of Kiwifarms various enemies.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1824142115632234945

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1824176486452170945

This complete fricking r-slur named Jason "Qriist" Close has apparently had an account since 2019, and has his own kind-of thread for his bizarre antics.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/qriist-autism-thread.61525/#post-5361031

Youtuber shoeonhead called him out back in 2019, after he attempted to break into Tim Pool's house, stating that he is "a convicted libertarian/child male feminist ... trying to get close with other youtubers now & the man obviously has issues with parasocial relationships so be warned.

https://x.com/shoe0nhead/status/1173655268204453888

Here is Tim discussing this, or catching him live, idk I can't listen to bald weirdo cute twink for more than 5 seconds:

I'll just go off of this summary:

Ok so, A dude shows up at 4:30 in the morning, tries to break in. Tim wakes up and calls the cops after spending a few minutes fiddling with lights. The cops tell him they have someone else on dispatch and they caught the guy. Cops come to Pool, tell him to get a gun and that the guy said he was a fan. Also that he came from another state and crossed a non-pedestrian bridge. Apparently Pool has footage that is too dark, but the audio is clear. A couple hours later the guy comes back and tries to break in again. As the guy tries break in again, Pool happens to be recording a video about the first one.

This is all phrased like "I don't believe this at all", but apparently it's literally what happened as "Qriist" confirms.

Qriist apparently was homeless for some time and has been writing pardon requests from everyone up to Donald J. Trump and the Supreme Court to contest his arrest for possession of child pornography, claiming they were all maliciously planted by an ex-girlfriend.

https://archive.org/details/Qriist_letters_20190901/Case%20Summary%20/

Dear Mr. President Trump,

10 July 2019

Inside the protected zone there is an unwell man aggressively seeking a prostitute. I

report him to the Secret Service. I am positively identified by the officers as the complainant and

my oral statement is given.

25 June 2019

I personally stop an assault and theft in the intersection of 18th St NW and Pennsylvania

Ave NW. I trail the suspect to the protected area between the Executive Offices, enabling Secret

Service to ID and apprehend him. My sworn statement is on file.

16 June 2019

I nonviolently de-escalate a domestic dispute. The encounter ends in the McDonald's at

1235 New York Ave NW, and will be clearly visible on the security camera footage.

4 June 2019

I arrive in Washington, DC. I am homeless and unemployed. I take up nightly residence

on a bench in the SW quadrant of Lafayette Square. Many of the Secret Service officers come

to know me.

9 December 2014

I am convicted in a general court martial

and imprisoned for a crime I did not commit, a crime I reported, a crime I took great pains to

rectify.

Mr. President Trump, I request an audience to discuss pardon. The technical and

constitutional violations of the case are mind-boggling - but are not the most important aspect,

which is:

I am innocent.

I am excommunicated from society; yet still I help; yet still I protect; yet still I soldier.

This verifiable timeline shows the strength of my principle, the unbreakable foundation of

my moral character. It commands attention.

Please help this wounded soldier.

Respectfully,

---Jason Close

402-913-0323

[email protected]

!ranchers