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EFFORTPOST Since literally no one cares enough to make a thread about this, Concord, AKA ResetEra: the Game, possibly one of the biggest financial flops in media history, and the peak of the corporate genderslop religion that has plagued Western media for the past decade, had a peak of 697 players, lower than Suicide Squad, Redfall, LOTR Gollum, games from 30 years ago, shitty indie hentai games, bear in mind that Sony spent 300 MILLION USD and 8 YEARS on this slopcore masterpiece! :marseydarkxd:


								

								

Not kidding: I was reading about this game on various websites but.... this is all so fricking boring, dull, soulless.... just repugnant to look at, to the extent that I even got bored of the meta-drama surrounding it, and got distracted by other topics, so the threads and stuff that I am about to link here are already inactive because of this.

Either way, this game looks ugly, talks ugly, smells ugly, sjws pwned ebic style wokes on suicide watch total chud victory yadda yadda blah blah I do not even have the energy or enthusiasm to explain this shit, even redditors are pooping on the game and the trend of intentionally ugly character designs in Western games, but religiously proclaim "not to offend certain people, but...." first in order to not be excommunicated as a heretic. :marseysleep:

Sony deserves a prize for making something so uninteresting that even its critics are getting bored of criticizing it!, it is bad even from a "so bad its good" or "play it ironically" perspectives, even /r/GamingCirclejerk is finding it difficult to defend something that everyone except r-slurs on ResetEra liked, the image in the OP is the only meme fanart that I was able to find, but other than that, there is nothing of a community for this game, no fanart, no memes, no soyjaks, just nothing special. :marseyitsallsotiresome:


Random images and memes blah blah:

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Here is your team of badass and sexy heroes, what happens when you put ResetEra r-slurs in corporate positions:

R-slurred dev :sneedchad: and pisses off even fellow r-slurs who are being sympathetic towards zxim:

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https://steamdb.info/app/2443720/charts/


ResetEra cultists religiously praise the clergy of their religion no matter the cost:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17245583866276636.webp

https://www.resetera.com/threads/concord-debuts-on-steam-with-600-player-ccu.962340/ !ranchers


GamingCirclejerk begins turbocope mode, they now agree that the game is utter dogshit, but not for the reasons that le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders think:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1f06a0u/i_hate_that_i_agree_with_people_that_most_concord/


When you do not win money your performative bullshit dies down: Sony removed and blacklisted the "LGBTQIAP2SBIPOC+" and "Political" tags on Steam to avoid getting filtered by le heckin bad faith incel nazi bigot christofascist MAGA drumpfler brigaders:

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The logical conclusion to the Tumblr-BIPOC-Fatoid-ResetEra-MenDrawingWomen character design: Their characters are so repulsive that Concord has probably broke the record of the first AAA game by a big publisher in history to have ABSOLUTELY NO RULE 34 ART OF IT, A DAY AFTER ITS RELEASE, WOKEOIDS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PULLED WHAT ANTI-PORN CHRISTIANS COULDN'T :marseydarkxd: :marseycoomer2genocide:

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Streams of Diddy Kong Racing has more viewers than Copecord streams! TOTAL MONKE VICTORY! :donkeykongdance: :diddykongboombox: :donkeykongchestbeat: :donkeykongbass: :donkeykongdance2:

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Doom, a game from 31 years ago, running on a dogshit Steam port, also has more players than Coomcord :doomdad: :marseycacodemon:

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KotakuinAutism declares total chud victory on the same day as the 10th anniversary of the sub :chudjakdancing: :chudcelebrate:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0h6xf/how_important_is_sex_appeal_in_a_game_genre/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f0m4cw/the_way_the_gaming_media_is_downplaying_how/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05cj8/congratulations_to_the_lord_of_the_rings_gollum/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1f05xjh/the_pitiful_state_of_woke_companies_and_medias/


/v/ threads:

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686594840

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686591018

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686562214

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686582367

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/686615024

!g*mers !chuds Discuss woke game cringe, fatoids cringe, go woke go broke, yadda yadda, I am going to sleep after a rough day, God bless yxll :marseysleep:

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This is such a flop that when I see it mentioned my first reaction is thinking they're talking about the old airplane. :marseylaugh:

I imagine the reason for the fat characters is they figure lots of people are fat, and everyone playing a video game wants to play a character that looks just like them with all their weaknesses and frailties. Tard logic. If I wanted to be me, I can do that IRL. I'm playing a video game because I want to run and jump and shoot people with automatic weapons.

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They think upper is case. When in reality its lower.

Biggest literally me in west last 15 years has been :marseyme:

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I like kung fu movies, lots of black people like kung fu movies. But the wokies would tell us we can't watch them together because we have to watch our own race's stuff. It's like that "I consent, I consent, I don't" meme.

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Its female thing mostly. For them. Literally me character is literally them.

Difference between male and female romance is day and night.

Female romance is character just like them. And things happens to them. She dosent need to change or have arc. It just hunky dude(s) swooning to her and doing all the work. Newest season of bridgeton is perfect example of this. Fat frick female character just stands there hunky dudes swarm her.

Male romance is dude who isn't fully developed yet. He might be down to his luck. Outcast or just lacks confidence. To win love, he has to over come some chalenges using his own skills. By end he is best versio of himself that has proven himself to woman. This is your every 80s and 90s romance comedy.

Its this mentality, they try to capture female playerbase by having literally them characters. But in violence based games. You cant have single female cat and wine enjoyer character. You end up with simplest surface stuff like fat. Now you have limited yourself from female audience to female audiences thats likes pew pew games and are fat. And you did it by pushing away male audiences.

For refrence overwatch, 16% of playerbase was female during pandemic. Back then, they had 5 million monthly players. That would but females rought to 800k.

These devs made choise to chase 800k players over 4.2million. And even then, they did bad job at it

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Difference between male and female romance is day and night.

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In k-dramas there is a formula that's constantly repeated. Man is an emotionally distant billionaire who has never opened his heart to anyone. Woman is the everywoman, an ordinary hard-working blue collar girl who doesn't think she's anything special. When they've got me identifying more with her than him, you know they're really trying. I don't watch that much anymore so maybe they've escaped this, but virtually every k-drama I've seen in the last 20 years either follows this formula or tries to gender swap it as a novelty thing. Like Witch Yoo Hee trying to be the reverse of My Name is Kim Samsoon. :marseylaugh:

I really need to find some people my age who like k-dramas again because you f-slurs aren't making it. :marseysmughipskorean:

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That was the classic romance novel template up until the 80s or so (I stopped reading them after age fifteen).

Successful, high-status, unattainable guy (may be a bit of a bad boy or this may be an undeserved reputation) versus ordinary woman (maybe she's a middle-class working gal, maybe her family used to be well-off but they've come down in the world). Sparks fly as they immediately clash, but there's also that undercurrent of attraction.

Rival is usually rich-b-word ex-girlfriend of hunky guy who tries to get back into his life, or decent but dull guy who the heroine likes but not in that way. Ends with hunky guy revealing he's madly in love with our girl and no-one else will do for him, then wedding bells.

Ever since "Pride and Prejudice", it was the formula for romance. No idea what modern romance slop is like, since they started introducing explicit s*x and now it's probably all the woke tropes as well.

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Rival is usually rich-b-word ex-girlfriend of hunky guy who tries to get back into his life

Oh yeah, they do that in Korea too. The woman who makes you feel insecure because she's got the education/job/money/class that you'll never have. How could the guy love me when I don't even come from his world?

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Japslop works aimed at men are increasingly using this template but with the genders reversed. The woman often is the more interesting one who pushes the action and romance forward while the man just sits there and is seduced. There's usually some denial from one or more of the female love interests, and this expressed as light bullying or open exasperation at the main characters' antics.

Herbivore men are just women but without any of the upsides that women have.

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>Herbivore men are just women but without any of the upsides that women have.

Give them some credit. Thry probably know when to shut up :marseytroll:

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I really need to find some people my age who like k-dramas again because you f-slurs aren't making it. :marseysmughipskorean:

I suggest you try grinder :#marseyagreefast:

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You tards don't know what you're missing out on. When I tell guys to just find a hobby with lots of women that's what I'm talking about. They're throwing themselves at you like World War Z.

What's that phrase that someone used? They called me "the thorn among the roses".

:#marseycool2:

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Are you currently single? Because all I did was put a singular picture on my tinder account where I am wearing full firefighter gear and I had dates every weekend.

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I'm volcelmaxxing. Don't want kids, don't want women who don't want kids. :marseysunglasseson:

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That would do it, yeah. Even an average looking guy in firefighter kit is upgraded.

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I don't have time to watch gookslop that's mid at best.

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I don't have time

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Watching TV isn't a hobby, my dude.

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Just stop being a special snowflake and embrace your inner anime watcher.

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I have seen a few good ones tho. Welcome to the NHK is a classic.

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There was definitely some of that going on, especially with k-pop. They've tried really hard to get it to catch on in certain countries, especially Japan and SE Asia. But with tv shows it really is more that they've got the same production values as Hollywood and they're constantly making lots and lots of them. So it was only a matter of time before they caught on. In most of the world that already happened in the 2000s.

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:#marseymindblown: :#taymindblown: :#lemindblown: :#turtoisemindblown:

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Long way to say women are dumb

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Well those tendencies are what causes neurodivergent men to LARP as anime schoolgirls, punks, goths, bimbos and other fetish archetypes when they :marseytrain2: out.

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>he will try to think like Batman

And he will succeed :#pepebatman:

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You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

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If you expand the meaning of "romance" a bit, the fact is that 99% of all male-oriented romance ever made is porn. Which also typically just involves the guy showing up and beautiful women swarm him.

I think this supposed distinction between male and female romance might actually just be explained by the fact that in our society, there is a lot of female-oriented porn that we happen to call "romance" and a lot of male-oriented romance that we happen to call "porn".

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>Which also typically just involves the guy showing up and beautiful women swarm him.

This should include the Neon Genesis Evangelion thing where the women can even be hostile to the male main character. The actual s*x is less important than the character (and reader's) perception of how society sees these attractive women directing a ton of emotional energy at him. The Japanese even have a name for the fetish, tsundere.

>I think this supposed distinction between male and female romance might actually just be explained by the fact that in our society, there is a lot of female-oriented porn that we happen to call "romance" and a lot of male-oriented romance that we happen to call "porn".

You've basically touched on one of the major concepts in the book "Sadly, Porn":

Those who see pornography as a plague of immorality or a symptom of society's degeneration are not seeing it literally, for what it is: a return of the repressed, in its altered form-- a defense against fantasy, against love, the absence of love. Β The system you think controls everything may not like pornography but it doesn't fear it, porn poses no threat to it, which is why it is everywhere but we act like it isn't while there are no love stories anywhere but we complain that there are. Β Though they still make some love stories set in the 1920s, when women could do nothing so they could get credit for anything. Β Simpler times. Β Pornography isn't unrealistic, it is the antidote to make-believe. Β Pornography fills in for love now that we no longer believe in it. Β Just watch how it's used: pornography expands to fill the time available...

On your behalf the media separated love and lust. Β Now it must Β separate lust and porn, now lust is the threat: whatever the man is looking at will always be less dangerous than whatever the man is thinking about. Β Porn doesn't suppress love, love was repressed, by us, and it returned as porn.

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>lots of black people like kung fu movies. But the wokies would tell us we can't watch them together because we have to watch our own race's stuff.

:#wingcucks: !grillers

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I fully support black kung fu culture https://i.rdrama.net/images/17246027546389198.webp

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING :marseyjamming:

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don't wear those clothes

that's what black people wear

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They have a point, I didn't really enjoy Pootie Tang

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rassup ma neega

i pimp my fatterst beeyosh

eastern side morra frucker i represrent the brood

crip are arr brusta asses neega

PREACE re outta here

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They think upper is case. When in reality its lower.

Its only reality for dudes, because dudes rock :marseycool2:

empathizing with others isn't their strong suit

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The real truth is that almost every foid is top panel, and every moid is bottom panel.

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Well yes. But for females. It needs to be even more specific. Black foids didnt like little mermaid becouse she knew how to swim. Im not kidding. Thats why it flopped on black foids demographic. Thats why lot of literally me media for foids have plain or very unspecific lead character. So they dont have traits viewers have. Or they are are scandalous then foids can have love/hate relationship toward them. These characters are more often successful and high energy. Like s*x and city. It activates gossip postion of their brains.

For men. Its not that specific. Men put themselves into their shoes becouse they are cool. They see themselves as goku and fire kamehameha.

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:!chadblack2: :!chadwomanblack:ain't no b-word hold her breath dat long.

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:#marseyfloyd:

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Under tha knee

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  • :#marseykneel:

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This explains isekai japslop :marseyneckbeard:.

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For isekai it think its power fantasy and easiest thing to write/create.

You can have MC with normal dude point of view and you can spoonfeed world to audience through MC.

Like harry potter. Harry is outsider so everything gets to spoonfeed to him. I bet that makes writing these stories really easy and quick.

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yes thanks for pointing out the obvious message in the comic r-slur

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Is this why the only white women who aren't insufferable are the ones who like k-dramas? :marseyhmm:

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:marseychonkerfoid:

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I am the John the Baptist of Marsey and even I don't know what you mean here. White women are fat, or women who watch k-dramas are fat, or...

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!chuds !g*mers Amerimutts just simply need to stop with the "Representation = Self-Insert" logic, just because a character is not of my race, does this means that I cannot feel like I am on his shoes, feel his struggles, his immaturity, difficulties, challenges, battles, and victories?, give me a break, Naruto (a blonde-haired blue-eyed character), Goku, Luffy, the JoJos, and the countless ethnic Japanese protagonists of many Japanese Anime and Vidya are not black, and yet they are still fricking idolized by Black, Latinx, White, Arab, and Indian weebs who grew up watching their upbringings, their growing up past their immaturity, struggles, battles, and friendships.

And we !macacos of all skin colors worship black sitcoms like Everybody Hates Chris, Fresh Prince, My Wife and Kids, and Diff'rent Strokes - White Brazilians all love the heck out of these shows with all-black casts, and always sympathized with the characters and their struggles - :marseyclapping2: these are universal human concepts that every young person can understand and enjoy, and what made us thrive and evolve as a species, these are not black or white or black or asian concepts! :marseyclapping2:

DEIcels and other Xittercels shitlibs apparently want to make a more multicultural and diverse world where everyone of all skin colors are equal and can understand each other, but they surely love showing that unless if there is a Nigerian-American university graduate in Medieval Europe, or a White Californian Techbro in Feudal Japan/China, then BIPOC folx will be magically be unable to understand their cultures and stories, because they are too unintelligent to understand such stories? (lmao :!chadlibleft::marseyhorseshoe::chadchud:)

Do I need to self-insert myself as an English ambassador to the Mali Empire so that I can truly feel that I am in the place?, neighbor I can already understand the struggles of the Japanese protagonists of Japanese media, and the Cowboy, Pirate, Viking, and Tribal stories as well, we latinx and black folx have always understood and loved them before your Twitter activism existed! :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Being able to imagine yourself as a person from a different culture is wypipo shit

:#blackwomanspeaking:

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Sorry, chud. Race is all that matters. It's called social justice and equity, idiot.

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Amerimutts just simply need to stop with the "Representation = Self-Insert" logic

You can probably expain this with material conditions + bag of shit metapora. People dont see themselves as part of community or suroundings. Rather as individual. Like individual shit in bag. Without seeing they all are toghetor in in this bag. And they all are balls of feces.

Naturally in culture. Only thing you understand is things that are reflection of you

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Afaik it's true for :marseywomanmoment:. In league, men play male and female champions at proportionate ratios, while 95% of women exclusively play female champions

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No joke this is specifically a foid based obsession. Moids want to LARP as characters, foids want the characters to reflect them IRL.

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I dunno, one time a pinay showed me her MMO character and it was a really thin 90lb girl holding a giant 300lb sword over her head. I'm pretty sure she didn't imagine herself that way.

Although she did get mad when I immediately burst out laughing... :marseyhmm:

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yeah there is data from mmos that women basically exclusively play petite beautiful elf girls with nice asses and tits. aint no woman in the world want to play a fat troll

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Was she skinny IRL?

The point is that foids want their characters to look like them, or at least represent what they think they look like.

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Was she skinny IRL?

She wasn't fat by any stretch of the imagination but this character in the game looked like an Olympic athlete who has never accidentally gained half a pound. It was clearly wish fulfillment for foids, just like we do when we're playing games.

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Irl, foids never want to be told they're ugly, or be told a dress makes them look fat, ever. Likewise, in the digital space, they want to project themselves as someone who isn't ugly, and reflects their ideals (e.g. brownoid uses a sailor moon profile pic). Only unfrickable genderblobs vocally want unnattractive avatars. Not even truly, i bet, just vocally. Same as the deathfats who believe fatphobia is a social ill and not a completely normal and healthy instinct

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foids never want to be told they're ugly

Wow, holy shit, this is the greatest moment in the history of science since Isaac Newton. :marseyshook: This is going to completely overthrow my Andrew Tate-based ideas of how women work.

!biofoids This guy just unwrapped a secret about the darkest hidden recesses of your psyche that you never knew existed.

brownoid uses a sailor moon profile pic

If you see a woman with slightly different pigmentation and you don't want to frick her because of what other kids on 4chan told you, you might need to reexamine some things in life. Like if you're extremely homosexual.

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It's not the skin color so much as their sideways vaginas

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You might be r-slurred

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Counterpoint:

ur a strag

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Sure, obviously there are moids who like to play as characters that look close themselves IRL too.

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Which is wild in AAA gaming setting. Imagine telling board you goal is to limit your game to such small portion of audience. And same time push true and tested core audience away.

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Literally the inverse of publishing dogma for decades, which is that it was better to publish books for young men than young women, because young women would read and project themself onto a male protagonist, but young men would not read and project themselves into a female.

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This is actually pretty true in the sense that, for example, there are millions of women who love The Lord of the Rings, but how many men are there who love Jane Austen or whatever?

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imagine the reason for the fat characters is they figure lots of people are fat, and everyone playing a video game wants to play a character that looks just like them with all their weaknesses and frailties.

That's probably the pitch that got it through the final coked up exec, but no doubt the people who made it have drunk every kind of Kool aid you can think of and are probably all the way into looney land stuff like fat liberation or fat revolution. Queer theory breakdown of social norms means obesity needs to be brought to the forefront. Redditors so videogame brained they genuinely think that fat people are just strong. Whatever cope is in the top 10 posts of /h/fatpeoplehate.

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When I searched for threads about this game on Reddit, the first 2 results from the last 24hrs were both about the plane.

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:marseydramautist: wins again!

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I thought people were going on about old airplanes this whole time

"Did Boeing or someone make a supersonic plane and frick it up badly?"

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