Nikocado Avocado attempts another ruse- says he's actually still a fatass

this appears to be untrue as he has been spotted near a UFC even recently as a skinny lad


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>He's participating in two competing larps simultaneously

Invite him here he deserves to be king :marseyxd:

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I love this neighbor. He's such a great representation of our country! !macacos

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:m#arseysquint:

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:#marseysweating:

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Love this fat cute twink so much right now for dunking on r-slurs

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:#marseyaaajumpscare:

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>At this point, the only thing we know about the Avacado is that his name isn't Avacado.

:#marseyspytalking:

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Inb4 he actually changed his legal name to Avacado 2 years ago


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>Stay where you are.

:#marseyspyglowtalking:

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The next stage :marseyspotlight: needs :marseyspecial: to be claiming that he was never :marseyitsover: gay and is actually :marseyakshually: married :marseybride: with children :marseychildclutch:

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Don't we know that he was born in Ukraine?

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All i see is an attention whore doing the r-slurred meme regardless of the truth.

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doing the r-slurred meme

:marseydisagree: I think he is making 7 figures a year off that meme

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You post on rdrama

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!ranchers they don't know he's talking about his first "I'm two steps ahead" video where he was fricking still fat and the fricking clip was fricking posted by randos, maybe even @Dramamine xerself :marseypikachu2: (not Niko) pretending Niko was fricking faking the fricking second "I'm two steps ahead" video. Imagine not understanding deep Nikocado lore.

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Is fricking ranchers a fricking ping group to discuss dude ranches, b-word? Or is fricking it about ranch dressing, b-word? Personally, I'm a fricking bigger fan of vinaigrettes.

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I could drink balsamic vinaigrette and put it on sandwiches

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Why don't they make dressings like the fricking garlic dips at pizza places, b-word? Those are fricking really good.

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Like i actually used to work at a really nice Pizzeria back in the day and i don't remember us having that

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The only of those i tried was from papa John's and it didn't really taste like anything to me. And I'm pretty sure the local place i go to for pizza doesn't have that so i have no context for this :marseyshrug:

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Do you vape or something, b-word? :marseyconfused2: It's been a fricking while but I remember Papa John's as having a fricking good garlic dip. I'd put that stuff on salad, easy.

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I do smoke and it wasn't flavorless, it just wasn't really much

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Why don't they make dressings like the fricking garlic dips at pizza places, b-word? Those are fricking really good.

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Absolutely disgusting gif, you have done a disservice to everybody browsing this thread and you should feel bad, delete it and apologize.

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I believe him. He wouldn't lie to me.

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how you gonna be the gayest dude who ever lived and be that fat it doesn't make sense

regardless of if he's skinny now or not he was definitely that fat at one point

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how you gonna be the gayest dude who ever lived and be that fat it doesn't make sense

:marseybux#:


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Fair. He got YouTube famous for eating didn't he? I only kinda sorta know who he is/what he does. I guess it'd be worth it if you got offensively rich from being fat.

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Yeah, he really only got popular when he started being so disgusting that some people couldn't look away.


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'cado in the 'log

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this appears to be untrue as he has been spotted near a UFC even recently as a skinny lad

That was his evil brother, Akocado Nivocado

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Absolute dramagod :nikocadoavocadodance: :marseykneel:

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So is the skinny one liquid nikocado?

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Yes


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I remember this saga :marseyxd:

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Liquid Chris was the purist and most wholesome of antagonists for an internet lolcow. He plays real guitar and the real CWC would never play a fake guitar hero controller. :marseyxd:

He also got Kasey :marseybutt:


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Actually the guitar player wasn't really Liquid Chris but his identical twin brother posing as Liquid Chris.

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I like him way more now than I did before.

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I was suspecting that he recorded the skinny video 4 years ago and that he gained all the weight intentionally.

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this is why we are doomed

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Serious King shit.

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At what point are you allowed to forcibly disconnect someone from the internet because it's making them too goddarn weird?

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Might makes right. Physically go to his home and put a faraday cage around his house, then use a shovel to disconnect his fiber optic line. If he can't stop you, than god willed it.


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Ugh fine, I'll see if Tuesday works.

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:#marseykneel:

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the skinny one is an actor

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