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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

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It's so hilarious to me the whole idea of it. Frick it let's just do porn for this issue.

Not even related to sports at all. And they have these on the magazine racks at stores like come on you gonna put the porn out like that for everyone to see. :marseycoomer2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483836761723.webp

This is THE COVER of the magazine for the SWIMSUIT EDITION.

SHE ISN'T EVEN WEARING A SWIMSUIT. Kate Upton just has her tiddies out and is covering with her hand. What even is this? :marseyxd:

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2024 is weak though they are all wearing dresses and not even sexy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726848383860515.webp

Or this one:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726848384088059.webp

Best

Rookie Kate Upton was the best imo. She is the queen of SI swimsuit edition:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483843329592.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483845949194.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268483848035061.webp

Peep the second image with the clams covering her tataas. Mmmmm.

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Learning about the SI swimsuit edition was a godsend for preteen me. I feel so bad that young boys now have to look at fats, uggos, and oldies.

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My dad brought a 1995 edition back with him when he went to the US in 97 and my first wank was thanks to this magazine specifically this page

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17268614962652519.webp

:#marseycoomer2: 11 year old me loved them titties

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The good days. Now I can't even get an erection if the girl doesn't look like she's about to throw up.

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Now they're going straight to beating off to like triple-anal gapes or some girl drinking c*m out of a doggy bowl while a guy (who is fricking her in the butt) steps on her head the first time they ever pop a boner, instead of being able to last a year on a SI swimsuit edition and a lingerie ad the way God intended.

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When I was like 6, our neighbourhood had a big garage sale. Like 10 houses on the street had a garage sale. One house, the guy had a box full of Sports Illustrated that he was giving away. My friend's brother, being the smart kid that he was (he was borderline r-slurred 7 year old), just took the whole box. There was probably 30 magazines in there but a couple were the swim suit issue. Five of us boys just sat in a circle oggling these broadsd lol. Good times.

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