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jawbreakeraddict ed/edd/eddy  2mo ago (x.com) 1,098 thread views #305193

red squirrel bros we are so back :marseywereback: :marseyleavingbush: :squirreljak:

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I fricking love AI artslop.

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!friendsofaevann @TouchFluffyTails make this but with keyed capies :#marseyagreefast:

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Red squirrel/ grey squirrel is a great way to talk about immigrants and locals, someone cause a stink with this idea

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Had the same thought.

Redcoat Christians versus Greycoat Muslim invaders

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Grays are American tho

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Is rooting for red squirrels un-American??

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!Yankees are blue, idk about the traitors and thieves

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they are already sneeding about this

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(guy who understood the joke)

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It was a lesser known species of squrriel, the Long Nose Squirrel, who first introduced greys into the woods.

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God I loved those books as a kid. The idea of small woodland creatures killing each other with weapons from 1000 years ago was so awesome.

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Even into highschool it was like a yearly ritual for me to go to the library when he released a sequel. I was legit down for a few days when the author died.

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If it released today everyone would think it was written by AI due to the regular 10,000 paragraph digressions obsessively detailing the 50 course feasts the marmot royalty served their skunk battalion commanders in the capital banquet hall

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We need something like that too, the greys nearly completely wiped off the reds :marseydepressed:

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Where are you from? I thought it's a problem only in Ingerland

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Romania, I think it's in the whole Europe :marseyflageu:

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Romania

Darn, I'm sorry

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You get used with it eventually :marseyflagromania:

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:#marseynuts:

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!soyteens !chuds

>He posted about red squirrels and no one posted the SMV :#soyconcerned:

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@zombiedick

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someone should continue this with updated information we just received

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!chuds bring back all the birds of prey to dab on the bigger grey squirrels. They leave the red squirrels alone generally when there's bigger prey :marseybountyhunter: :eaglesipping:

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total BIPOC death

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ummm, we're talking about squirrels still right, b-word? :marseysweating:

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I bet they think they're hot shit, let's see them go up against fox squirrels now

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fox squirrel (Sciurus niger)

shieeeeeet

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The fox squirrels mostly wiped out the grays over here

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THIS IS fricking NUTS!!

:m#arseynuts: :squir#reljak:

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Since there is apparently a lot of interest in this topic here is a decent video on the subject :marseysoylentgrin:

Spoiler alert: this could have been nipped early but hippies ruined everything once again :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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Thank god all of this only applies to animals, and humans are inherently different because.... they just are, okay!!

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:marseyitsn#uts2:

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Explain why grey squirrels are bad, we don't have those rodents here.

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IIRC Grey Squirrels are native to North America and are invasive in Europe.

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Reds are native, greys are immigrants

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I avknowledge that red squirrels are cuter than the gray ones but the decades-long seethe :marseycryinglaptop: this subject :marseyjurisdiction: has caused among :marseysus: some members of the Bong population is something :marseysmugface: of an overreaction.

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(The seethe is not actually about squirrels)

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:#marseyghostangry:

Snapshots:

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I need to get a nice 20 gauge

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This isn't good news. This just means that only the most vicious red squirrels have survived. Get ready to be attacked by the chittering ones every time you are out on a walk in the park.

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