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EFFORTPOST /r/ArianaGrandeSnark is full of people being catty about the new Wicked movie

Background:

Ariana Grande is a 31-year-old racially-fluid pop star who got her start on Broadway (13) and Nickelodeon (Victorious). She was probably sexually abused by someone important and as a result of that became extraordinarily popular as a singer who mixes pop, retro-pop and R&B elements in her songs. Her style can best be described as giving precocious coquette pickmeisha vibes.

Examples of hit bops by her include

Honestly her whole discography is great. Most of the time she pisses redditor race realists off because she unabashedly changes what race or other social construct she presents as.

Also she spit on a donut one time:

:marseyme:

And she had to pay 1.25 million in alimony when she divorced her husband last year:

https://apnews.com/article/ariana-grande-dalton-gomez-divorce-f4393ab6b6c203f11d3fa4534978d6a8

Cynthia Onyedinmanasu Chinasaokwu Erivo is a 37-year-old African-English Broadway star who broke out in a revival of The Color Purple for which she won a Tony and a Grammy. Additionally she played Harriet Tubman in a movie about Harriet Tubman.

Needless to say, she's no Ari, but she's a decent enough singer and has been riding the DEI train fairly successfully.

Wicked (2003) was a musical based off a book based off a movie based off a musical based off of a popular's children's book published in 1900 called The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which was written to surreptitiously indoctrinate children into buying Silver and believe in fairy tales. It was basically the Harry Potter of those aughts.

In the early these aughts, Broadway was having a very difficult time. It had become somewhat of a joke to have come from or to go to Broadway. Stephen Schwartz (famous for writing the music for Disney's Pocohantas and Dreamwork's The Prince of Egypt) decided to change all that by relentlessly targeting white women as a demographic. He used a combination of good music, easy moral lessons and nostalgia bait (for college, for Americana and for a popular children's story) in order to make Wicked. It was an extraordinary success and was basically the MCU of musicals. For years afterwards musicals were a thing again.

Originally, the wicked witch in the musical was played by Idina Menzel, a Jewish-American Broadway star with phenomenal vocals known for playing Maureen in the musical Rent, known for her jaw-dropping performance in Wicked and much later known for the hit Disney single "Let it Go"

Sometime around when people were starting to pretend Hamilton was good and JK Rowling was still getting shit for Goblins being antisemitic caricatures (back before Hamas made antisemitism cool again) Idina Menzel was replaced by some DEI hire and a story that was originally a thinly-veiled allegory for Jewish Americans feeling out of place in WASP society and then being pogromed for being Nietzchean supermen was replaced with the same empowered Black vs oppressor White story we've seen a hundred times now. :yawn:

Anyways, they made a movie out of it and true to the moment they picked a not well-known black star whose vocals are only going to be up for the task of the musical's most important song if the audio is remixed by ChatGPT. I'm still going to watch it (and so should you!)


There are two main types of anti-Ari Wicked posts:

1. I can't believe Ari is outshining Cynthia 😡

2. I can't believe Ari is skinnier than me 🤬


Here we have a gay man complaining about how Cynthia is being overshadowed by Ari:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1g1wdj8/glad_more_people_are_noticing/

Comments include:

It's the marketing for the movie too. Plenty of trailers begin and end with Ariana's voice over, feature clips and substantial soundbites from Popular, show multiple costumes and moments from AG…. And have scarcely any meaningful Elphie moments. Even the snatches of her they show in the clips are like Yeoh and Bailey saying something to her, it's not even her speaking. I swear there's way more Glinda / pink merch happening, and her merch is more designed.

and

i knew this would happen when ariana was cast

and

It's not the Ariana Grande show, though Ariana and everyone around her are trying to make it that way. Cynthia is the MAIN CHARACTER. PERIOD. Why isn't she the one that's heavily involved? They're banking on Ariana's name to sell tickets and get people into seats. Meanwhile Cynthia is forced to stay on the sidelines. It was an odd move to have Ariana on SNL again and not Cynthia or maybe BOTH of them together. Anyway, I hope they learn from this disaster and keep Ariana on the sidelines and give Cynthia the spotlight during the sequel. Though I doubt they'll sell as many tickets for that than this first movie.

If I see this movie, it'll be to see Cynthia's acting and for the music. I'm still debating because I don't want Ariana's bad acting (the Cat Valentine acting aka the only acting she knows since her Nickelodeon days) to ruin the movie for me.

Here's a post where people look at someone with a normal bf% and think she's dying of cancer:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1g1siyh/trigger_warning_respectfully_eff_fans_who_say_she/

I said I was genuinely concerned in the ariheads sub and quickly realized it wasn't even worth it. Someone replied "who needs haters when you have concerned fans" I didn't even respond. I was like alright, you delusional fricks. Stay enabling. We're not stupid.

and

Her physical health is going downhill :/

Anyways there tons of these things. Have a look yourself

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1eqj580/not_another_trailer_wait_is_that_ethan_and_ariana/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1et15pp/people_are_waking_up/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1fs1zyp/ha/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1cmd7xk/gagged_her_a_bit/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1c16urb/_/

BONUS: Here's the youtube version of a tiktok that goes into detail about something:

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Any snark subreddit poster should also be shot on sight.

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Snark subreddit posters are what rdrama posters would be if they weren't male.

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:!taynod:

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So they should indeed be shot?

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Soooo... Ovarit

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Dramamisia. :!marseyindignantwoman:

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Fat women being annoying isn't entertaining. Bullying them is, but that's not what's happening here.

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It's too bad you simp for celebs

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I prefer hot and talented people to fat losers, you caught me.

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Ariana Grande will never frick you.

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Im gay so I dont want to frick her either :)

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Dan Schneider's sloppy seconds

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Any snark subreddit poster should be given 10 million dollars and be allowed to torture whoever they want

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:marseyshesright:

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Weird to admit that you wanna reward :marseychonkerfoid: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :10inbongland:

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I would worship a fat queen who watched TMZ every day and couldn't bathe properly.

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Why do you hate women so much, incel?

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I hate women because Im gay, not bc Im an incel

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:marseyme:

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:#marseychonkerfoidgenocide:

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I don't care about Ariana but I hate Wicked

>"Well, everyone knows the Wicked Witch was bad. What this musical presupposes is... maybe she wasn't?"

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Remember the Maleficient movie? Shrek was a disaster for the industry. :#marseyitsogre:

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>"Well, everyone knows the Wicked Witch was bad. What this musical presupposes is... maybe she wasn't?"

90% of entertainment the last decade


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At the time this was original. This is why copy cats degrade culture more than AI ever will.

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She looks really uncanny these days. Saw her recently in a music video and idk what it is but she looks weird and like her face can't move.

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she wears no eye makeup and the blonde thing doesn't work for her

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Her face post-botox has always looked like that. She just made up for it by having lots of movement and expression in the rest of her body. Since she's currently method acting a rigid sratty debutante she just has less body movement going on.

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omg I didn't know she got a chin implant, looks bad on top of everything else she's done to her face.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728743231161349.webp

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Hollywood women looking for the worst fricking plastic surgeon to completely destroy their face

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:#marseyfrozenrage:

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bro... :marseylulz:

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:#mussolini:

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:#marseypaperbagmakeup: :#marseywould:

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Why does every celebrity want to be the crimson chin?

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She used to be absolutely gorgeous too :marseycry:

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She was. She had a naturally sharp jaw line (you can see this in her childhood photos) so I don't even get why she would get jaw implants.

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:#marseygoodjob2:

If you want more drama check out my earlier thread on how Ariana Grande homewrecked a relationship on the set of Wicked with the guy who is only known for playing spongebob :#spongebobretarded:

https://rdrama.net/post/191375/redscarepod-discusses-the-manlet-question-after

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17287514606579719.webp


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I miss when PBS would broadcast live performances. Movie adaptations suck.

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Cynthia never had a shot of this not happening and I'm surprised if anybody else is surprised. People who care about musicals and liked Wicked were always going to prefer Idina Menzel in that role, people who don't care about musicals in general or Wicked only know about this movie because of Ariana Grande. Nothing to do with Cynthia being black. I'm going to watch it anyway but the trailer doesn't look good IMO.

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There are no surprises anymore. People just play their assigned role as required.

The singing and acting kind look off but I think the visuals will be pretty :marseyexcited:

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I am interested to see what they do with the visuals since they have a pretty blank slate considering nobody will compare that part to Broadway. No musical/movie will ever unseat Rent as my personal favorite anyway.

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wow that's crazy :marseyderanged:


:#marsey:

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She's never tried to be anything but white bby.

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:#marsey300:

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What a beautiful voice :marseyhappytears:

I'm gonna go watch some musicals

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The books are good, but it's funny because half the plot of the first one is driven by white women's lust for BBC.

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There are black people in the books?

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There are fantasy black people made out of races mentioned in the original Oz books. Some kind of r-slurred swamp people without real jobs that are tall, talk real slow fantasy ebonics, have big lips, are mystical and folksy, and have huge peepees that the first white woman specifically wants and then her husband enters some kind of polyamory or cuckold situation because he's also completely enamored by the folksy magic r-slur speak and the huge peepee. They're pink though. Then some people lynch the noble black(pink) man and everyone is sad.

Then the main character falls in love with the prince of snow black people, which maybe are more Inuit or something? But they're "ochre skinned", so snow black people, and part of the plot is her trying to save his starving yet obese family from the Nazis/communists. There's no mention of his peepee size that I remember, but the chud in me thought it was funny they invented mighty noble snow kang black people to be oppressed by the industrial city people.

None of this is in the musical though.

Good book series though, despite being super white woman gay coded, honest.

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I'm sure it'll suck but people who make a subreddit just to sneed are next-level pathetic

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B-word, are you lost?

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I was til I found Jesus 😇 :marseyjesus:

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Also she fricked Dan Schneider im calling it

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*was r*ped by

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:#marseypamsame:

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What if le good guy……. Was bad!?!

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Here's a post where people look at someone with a normal bf% and think she's dying of cancer:

lol, i love me some fat shaming too, but she's 31 and looks 40+ trying to look 30 still in that pic.

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That's a rough 31

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