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EFFORTPOST subject in thread Alcoholic pot smoking muzzie with gay thoughts that works at Taco Bell and has a fat mayo gf BTFOs neoconlet pseuds. UPDATE: HE IS IN THE THREAD

First I would like to introduce /u/salaamswt, who I must reluctantly admit is the real protagonist of this entire story. This man is a Yemeni from the mean streets of Lackawanna in upstate NY.

Whenever he isn't drinking, puffing on his hookah, posting way too much personal info to Reddit on /r/Islam or /r/boypusssy or cruising for gay s*x in public parks, he is likely searching for poon, which he started to do at the age of 15.

https://old.reddit.com/r/lebanon/comments/1gfd1io/more_photos_of_our_beautiful_lebanon/luh1pxm/?context=8

Some fun facts about him:

In case you couldn't tell by his pfp, he is a big fan of Mia Khalifa.

https://old.reddit.com/r/jordan/comments/1gga2cv/camel_tours_to_wadi_rum_advice_sorely_needed/luo2w5c/?context=8

This hamplanet is his girlfriend:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304162191355312.webp

(No longer his actual gf, updated with a different similar fat woman at his request.)

https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggbw4e/in_the_dunes/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggcjr9/some_more_poses/

A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.

He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.

Some of his other best hits:

Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fzx4n1/what_secret_must_your_parents_never_find_out/lr552z1/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fzw6li/how_were_you_given_the_birds_and_the_bees_talk/lr4atyc/?context=8

He makes beggars recite the Shahada.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Buffalo/comments/1fnyvhs/whats_the_chillest_hotel_in_buffalo/lom5xiq/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMiddleEast/comments/1fmr2l9/palestine_is_free_from_the_river_to_the_sea_whats/loclaqh/?context=8

Suggesting payday loans to other Muslims.

Literally pooping on his grandma. :marseydespair:

He possibly convinced that same grandma to vote for Trump. :marseychud:

Now let's introduce /r/neoconnwo. Basically, it's a sub for rightoids exiled by the /r/neoliberal :marseytrain: jannies. It is quite rdrama-adjacent and used to be even more. We have quite a few users here from it such as @BushWasRight, @CitroAbsinthe, @johannesalthusius and myself.

For some it is just a mildly rightoid shitposting sub. The jannies actively encourage racism, as long as it's under the gigajannie radar. Unfortunately, in greater and greater amounts it is filling up with overly serious third worlders who think that the discussion thread is a place for them to discuss high school admissions, chronicle their dating lives (except you /u/Thadlust, you're funny when you do it), post their treatises on world politics or discuss how to fix the Republican party to a semi-public audience of about 20 people on a good day. This latter group also has an incredibly distorted idea of baiting, which they call "bullying". This consists of unironically arguing with lib tourists on the sub to the applause and backpatting of their 15 internet friends.

You might think that such an erudite and intelligent group of bullies would have no problem dealing with a Yemeni that has pot-fried his brain so hard that about a third of his words are neighbor but you would be surprised.

It begins with him absolutely dominating bants with the victories of the glorious warriors of Islam. but quickly escalates as he lifts the veil of the sub and peers into the very SOVL of its users.

who are you?

who r U? u really think this subreddit some kinda secret club? u all losers jerkin each other off pretendin you got a VIP pass to the club when all u doin is sittin on ur fat asses

My brother in Yakob you are arguing with a thirteen year old troll

I know. I like bullying, literally meaning

"i like making catty comments on a random subreddit that barely gets any traffic and pretending I'm a kewl mean girl" go show these screenshots to your grandma u corny butt neighbor itll be the only time she'll ever be proud of u

Which is such an own that it gets more upmarseyd than the local who pretends not to see it to spare himself the shame of having to attempt to respond.

Literally who the frick are you? :marseyseethe:

lol ur comment history is just words n more words n huffing ur own farts. U ain't as smart as u think u r :marseyretardchad:

we Chinese will control Russia America and the Middle East. You guys will all be converted to atheists and lose your language. You can learn Chinese now to make your future life better :soysmug:

ching chong ding dong long wang flung dung eggs won ton chicken fried rice. n give me a fortune cookie too :marseygigachad:

LaserAlpaca desperately tries to recover from his humiliation:

Please never ban salaamswf (other guy)

from my understanding of experimenting with him. You can trigger him by saying bad things to Arabs. Mom attack works ok not too sure how efficient it is.

Sadly here is Reddit, many things I cannot say or I can show you true insulting techniques from China. :soyjakanimeglasses:

u "troll" like a 13 year old who saw a rage face on knowyourmeme for the first time

I mean I have to go to your level to fight you right?

fight me? neighbor u postin comments on reddit

I don't think you can say that word :soycry:

neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor

More of him jut dominating.

Anyways, his entire comment history, especially on /r/neoconNWO is just gold.

Enjoy a bonus thread of him, featuring trains.

Btw in case you were wondering where the material for all these truthnukes comes from, Yemeni scientists are hard at work enriching copper.

Anyways, /u/salaamswt is a fun guy, hope we can entice him to come here.

If you're seeing this from crosstalk pm bot salaamswt, I'm KamalaFanBoy. :#marseywave2:

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stfu tryhard neighbor we aint got no jews n buffalo n even if we did we got ten times more yemenis anyway

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Yemenis are kind of ugly and short :marseyprincesszeldatotk: so who cares

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  • Irredeemable_Bix : Lots of seething Filipinos and Filipino fetishists on this site, drag em king :marseykingcrown:

yemenis r the tallest ppl in the middle east, u must be a seething filipino

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yemenis r the tallest ppl in the middle east, u must be a seething filipino

Deboonked, Lebanoids are the tallest folx in the Middle East and all of Asia doebeit:

https://preview.redd.it/c9ka8jqr9drd1.jpeg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=2fffdc98233d3a95401c4a6c30508fc36619f6e2 !chads !asians

EDIT: YEMENOIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE SHORTEST FOLX IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE THIRD SHORTEST IN ALL OF ASIA

:#marseyxdorbit: !chuds

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lol i never met a russian over 5'9. bs graph. plus lebanese all a foot shorter on average cuz they got all their legs blown off.

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>i never met a russian over 5'9. bs graph.

:#hesrightyouknow: Russoids are known for fabricating data, the majority of Russoids are in fact turbogigamanlets due to fetal alcohol syndrome and poor nutrition (turns out that potatoes, alchohol, and semen is not a good diet!)

>lebanese all a foot shorter on average cuz they got all their legs blown off.

:#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: !truthnuke !jidf

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lol u kinda funny i like u

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!metashit !followers !macacos see?, E V E R Y O N E in this website loves me! :chadjihadilove::chadjihadilove::chadjihadilove:

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Me when @BWC pings me for the 5 gorillianth time today

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Common @BWC W :marseywholesometrans:

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What about me? :marseyshy:

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how dare you say this you fricking :marseytom: sand ni..

:#marseywrath:

Glory to Russia! :marseysaluteussr:

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@Rescarer0 is this true? :marseygasp:

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Not yet, but the IDF is working on it.

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:marseykneel:

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Did they measure Shohei Ohtani a million times for Japan? No way they're 172cm/5'6

Same with the Norks. The tallest of those malnourished fricks were 5'5-5'6 at the DMZ when my uncles were at the DMZ for being 5'10 gook freaks of nature during times of famine in 70s and 80s.

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is this website just like neoconnwo where uninteresting ppl share uninteresting details of their lives hour in hour out? no-one cares neighbor

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Holy shit dude you are a perfect fit here

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:#marseyhesright:

@BuffaloBills97

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO /r/NEOCONNWO RN :marseyraging:

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Apologize to @KoreanZombieKing rn :marseymad:

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Not true :!marseyindignant: ita fascinating :marseyadmire:

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Japanese teenagers are tall af

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how would u know? frickin p-dophile

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!metashit why did this supposed new member of rdrama call me a p-dophile? :marseythinkorino:

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It's your alt until I get a timestamp. :marseyindignant:

!metashit, bored !dramatards created an alt to stir their own drama here.

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@Patsy got banned for this.

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I'm not convinced it's not a CDO alt

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bc you're a postmodernist and she can sniff it off you

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They grope me in the subway

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Did they measure Shohei Ohtani a million times for Japan?

Who's that? :marseyreading:

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You're forgetting the basketball player who was 7'4 and wanted to play for the NBA but was never signed :marseyindignantwoman:

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Some Lebanese women are pretty hot.

Especially Maronites.

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They are? :marseyconfused:

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Everyone in New York is a Jew. Nice try, Schlomo.

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soon everyone in new york is gonna be a yemeni. if u think the intifada was bad just wait til us new yorkers get sick of zionist BS

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Who will make the bagels?

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New Yorkers are friends of Jews :marseyannoyed:

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Then Zionists should have New York then :marseyletsgo:

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That's how you get hit with that Talmudic Black Magic, make sure there aren't any hasid tunnels under your place

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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You're on an rDrama post about a guy in Buffalo. You're a fricking idiot if you think that.

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Why? :marseysad:

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Because this is Buffalo NY you dummy

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