:siren::marseyhappening: THE GREAT REDDITOR SPERGOUT OF 2024 IS HERE, 2016 PART II, LET'S FRICKING GO BABY!!!!! :marseyletsfrickinggo2::siren::marseyhappening:

Vegeta SAIYAN/PRINCE :carpvegeta:

3mo ago #7285332 spent 360 currency on pings

Going to bed but I can't wait to see the ruins of Reddit in the morning

Godspeed cute twinks

Remember if you're going to OD on pills you need to pair it with an antiemetic so your body doesn't throw them up involuntarily

gg !khive

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage Vegeta 3mo ago #7285339

It'll be like Christmas morning except instead of waking up to presents you're waking up to all kinds of cope. :marseybow:

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Raditz Saiyan/Warrior Formerly @RWBY :marseyrubyrose:

🤝

Redactor0 3mo ago #7285403

Waking up to peasants :marseysmug2:

:#marseysnoo:

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

Raditz 3mo ago #7285623

Sorting /r/politics by new and reading the comments is wild lmao

So much copium :#feelssogood: :#arabpepecheers: :#marseycheers2:

And there's some great front page tier cope and seethe on redscarepod as well :#mysides:

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Pibbles it/its ❤️ Registered emotional support animal ❤️ Redactor0 3mo ago #7287122

This is so real :marseymerchantelf: :marseyrudolph:

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Thirtythirst4sissies FICKE/JEDEN :marseymacholegs:

Vegeta 3mo ago #7285496

God, the best thing about being an Eurochad is that we just woke up and get to harvest :marseyreapangry: the seethe :marseycryinglaptop: at its root.

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Dlanor die/death 3mo ago #7285631

Every sub that was being astroturfed 24/7 is now completely dead save for the literal MAGAts crawling in and baitposting as part of their victory lap. How pathetic.

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MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO doo/doo 🤣😂🤣 Dlanor 3mo ago #7286177

How much money do you think they lost? It's gotta be a few million at least.

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Raditz Saiyan/Warrior Formerly @RWBY :marseyrubyrose:

🤝

MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO 3mo ago #7286193

No refunds

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GovernorOfNewYork dude/lmao | :marseygrilling2:

House boomer :!marseyboomer:

| Discordmisic :marseygroomer2:

| MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO 3mo ago #7286885

Imagine how many abortions that could have bought or how many new sneakers it could have provided some destitute inner city youths :soycry:

This is what happens when you don't have enough faith that Kamala will win :marseysad:

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LURKTEP we/wuz/kangz :!marseyhotep:

3mo ago #7285347

Imagine being a /r/politics janny. The last 4 years started with the euphoric feeling of Seeing Trump lose his bid for reelection. Then you See him get multiple charges pressed against him and the FBI swarm Mar a Lago. But then right as you think he'll be convicted as a felon setback after setback occurs. Biden commits the same frick up you were about to imprison Trump for. Then you spend the next year of your life tirelessly feeding anti-trump slop into Reddits propaganda machine. Then the debate happens and Biden can no longer hide the fact he's a demented old man unfit to be president even though he's only a few years older than Trump. Then Trump survives a harrowing assassination attempt propelling him into a near godly symbol of patriotism. Finally you have to pin your hopes all on Kamala at the last minute. Hoping beyond hope and buying into your own propaganda thinking she could actually win, even by a landslide. Now it's the night of the election and you're sitting in your cuck cave in defeat knowing everything you did in the last 4 years was for absolutely nothing. Chuds are having their way with your precious subreddit and you've lost the ability to care.

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Raditz Saiyan/Warrior Formerly @RWBY :marseyrubyrose:

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LURKTEP 3mo ago #7285407

Trump is felon representation in politics

:#dasrite:

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LURKTEP we/wuz/kangz :!marseyhotep:

Raditz 3mo ago #7285449

If only moonmetropolis was here :marseysigh:

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TheUbieSeether cute/twink :marseyhissing:

LURKTEP 3mo ago #7286775

Don't remind me....

:#marseysullen:

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Kamala will win

:#rdramajannytalking: :#marseyunamused:

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longpostbot tl/dr DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere. :marseyexciteddance:

LURKTEP 3mo ago #7285348

Jesse what the frick are you talking about??

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Cusek bush/whisp Filthy Vietjew, Chud of the East 3mo ago #7285271

Maybe stop running women against Trump.

Or maybe third time the charm: Bring out AOC.

Attack On Trump Peepee.

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SneedmansLostForeskin Fore/Skin Cusek 3mo ago #7287181

Or at the very least stop running unpopular women against Trump

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FookinSookinCookin She/Her 3mo ago #7285426

KAMALA WILL WIN...

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hypernovasaiz lord/liege moralstrag :marseypearlclutch:

FookinSookinCookin 3mo ago #7285976

Women report consistently over the years of voting more than men.

So how could it be because of gender?

Either women are lying about voting or they're voting for Trump (which means they're MISOGYNISTS).

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TheUbieSeether cute/twink :marseyhissing:

hypernovasaiz 3mo ago #7286810

>reported voting

Do men or women tend too lie more often?

:marseyhmm:

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Kamala will win !

:marseytranscopetalking: :marseylaughpoundfist:

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

FookinSookinCookin 3mo ago #7285630

>they're females

How do they know that? :#scott:

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HarryTrumanDorisDay allo/allo :marseyfug:

you should listen to debussy FookinSookinCookin 3mo ago #7285918

And then in 2028 ivanka trump came down an escalator

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usernaw valid/boy :marseysurejan:

FookinSookinCookin 3mo ago #7287396

when a man ran he easily beat trump, yet teice when a woman run against him she lost

men are better, as we always are

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU FookinSookinCookin 3mo ago #7287282

I was wondering about if she was seething, one of the dumbest shitlibs on twitter. Ofc. she'd feel a spiritual connection to two ghoulish charisma-vacuum losers

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gingerpubes they/them 3mo ago #7285285

how are there so many pro blumpf comments on /r/politics, did all the bots break or something

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BWC WM/AF :!chadnordic:

gingerpubes 3mo ago #7285330

>did literally all the bots break or something

:#marseyagreefast: a mix of bots breaking :marseysoutherner: because KKKamala lost, Jannoids being away dilating :marseycopeseethedilate: their necrotic neovaginas while crying, and CHVDS taking the opportunity to brigade the sub Kamala will win the biggest BWC slut award

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Grue check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency BWC 3mo ago #7285416

Stop fetishposting about trans surgery

@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

Grue 3mo ago #7285625

Stop larping as a foid (female)

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Grue check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency jesus 3mo ago #7285667

Fake news

@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

Grue 3mo ago #7285683

:#surejan:

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khaoskid664 Kong/Roo :marseycoin:

Grue 3mo ago #7286716

hi grue :marseywave2:

its still possible that kamala will win

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TheDunceonMistress she/her I was r*ped by anime. Grue 3mo ago #7287751

:marseytears: how else am I supposed to cope that I'll never be able to impregnate my (hypothetical) trans wife?

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AutoJanny clean/it/up :marseyuterus:

It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

khaoskid664 3mo ago #7286715

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ThenElection they/them gingerpubes 3mo ago #7285349

The Kamala campaign is closing up shop, and they aren't going to be paying out for shilling.

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Dude they/them Just using one flairlock to cuck the guy that used three flarlocks gingerpubes 3mo ago #7285388

No need to spend money Astroturfing the internet now.

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usernaw valid/boy :marseysurejan:

Dude 3mo ago #7287403

heyre going to spam the entire internet for the next 4 years

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Dude they/them Just using one flairlock to cuck the guy that used three flarlocks usernaw 3mo ago #7287515

They spent hundreds of millions for months and look at the quality they got - bunch of title repeating anti Trump pop up subs and screeching

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RedAero me/mine Ironic effortposting is still effortposting Dude 3mo ago #7291345

It was a couple of news subs but mostly it was the local subs they were clearly focusing on. Subs like /r/texas blew up literally overnight about a month before the election - gee I wonder why.

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Teslatruck truck/er gingerpubes 3mo ago #7285373

I was just thinking i should remember my old password or something and start commenting in the first time in 12 years

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whatastory a/s/l Necessity is the birthing person of invention. gingerpubes 3mo ago #7285714

they're only getting paid too 'turf until the last polling station closes.

kamala will win anyway of course

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aydyn they/them Number of straggots dunked on: 2 3mo ago #7286053

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1gks4nv/lets_acknowledge_reality/

Not wrong. Evil.

Unironically calling everyone who disagrees with them evil. :marseyxd:

Pretty sure trump is going to implode this country but I couldnt be happier that these "people" are getting their comeuppance.

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GoldMemer he/him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DZexDYyuU aydyn 3mo ago #7287298

These voters were epic saviors of democracy in 2020 and now evil in 2024 because they wouldnt carry water for an admin that hates them

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RedAero me/mine Ironic effortposting is still effortposting aydyn 3mo ago #7291350

Pretty sure trump is going to implode this country but I couldnt be happier that these "people" are getting their comeuppance.

They got their comeuppance in 2016 and nothing changed. They'll forget in a week and go back to the usual doomposting and wailing.

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aydyn they/them Number of straggots dunked on: 2 RedAero 3mo ago #7291615

It makes them unhappy which makes me happy tho

:#marseybikecuck:

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RiverSong Melody/Pond 3mo ago #7285369

The circular firing squad from this will be a bloodbath of Kill Bill proportions.

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Dlanor die/death RiverSong 3mo ago #7285650

They will blame

Arabs
Latinx men
Black men
Low information voters
Men in general, let's be real
Rightwing rags like CNN, NPR and NYT
Russia
Netanyahu
Everyone but Kamala Harris

They will never admit that they ran an abortion of a campaign that was doomed to fail as soon as Biden clinched the nomination. It was really over then.

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Nancy-Pelosi Re/sist Reality is what I choose to believe Dlanor 3mo ago #7285760

It's a sad night for most of us. Hillary was apparently unable to hide a smile when seeing the margins.

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weiguksa he/llo Nancy-Pelosi 3mo ago #7288868

I think the Bidens are also quite happy

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Nancy-Pelosi Re/sist Reality is what I choose to believe weiguksa 3mo ago #7288919

What Jill did was so petty. I'll forgive her because what time do we really have left to hold a grudge, but such a crass move.

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RiverSong Melody/Pond Dlanor 3mo ago #7286031

They'll go after Jill Stein too. Maybe even Bernie Sanders.

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. Dlanor 3mo ago #7286048

Bong Broadcucking Corporation already on the "blame men" train as of this morning

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Peepants diar/rhea Dlanor 3mo ago #7287826

You forgot white women!!

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AutoJanny clean/it/up :marseyuterus:

It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

AtRealRichardNixon 3mo ago #7286624

omg hi @AtRealRichardNixon!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say Kamala will win lol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt have Kamala will win in it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lol

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fedposter brb/fbi :gigachadglow:

3mo ago #7285753

I'm more interested in January and February when he either doesn't do anything he has said he is going to do or immediately gets blocked by the courts.

Ukraine war should be over by the 21st.

Triggered leftoids are boring. Cultists are way more interesting.

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

fedposter 3mo ago #7285769

f I were to bet, I'd say the Ukraine war will get a lot more boring the closer we get to the election. Just like covid.

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TimWalz Dudes/Rock Still :marseywould:

moderately overweight women :marseysoutherner:

Bussy-boy 3mo ago #7285955

The election is over r-slur

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

TimWalz 3mo ago #7285977

You'd think that... you'd think that.

:#marseymagarentfree:

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Peepants diar/rhea 3mo ago #7285292

Time to start blaming the palestoids!!!! Or thanking them?? Who cares!! Lmfaos all around

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Sexual_Harrassment_Earwig ear/wig Proud Body Bigot Brigader 3mo ago #7285513

IM GOING :marseysal2: TO OVERDOSE :marseyjunkie2: ON REDDITOR :marseysoyjak: TEARS :marseycrysleep1:

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ghfsdhfh they/them 3mo ago #7285792

Posting in historic thread.

:#marseytrumpfistpump:

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NothingWitty they/them 3mo ago #7285809

I have not felt this sort of catharsis in a long time

I leaned towards trump purely for how funny he is but my God, the SEETHE on reddit will be fricking beautiful

God Bless America, I love you guys LMAO. :marseysaluteusa:

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PlatyFan zoz/zle Platy > Marsey marseycry

3mo ago #7285499

AmerExit and I want out is where the vintage drama will be. R politics is just babies raging

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Thirtythirst4sissies FICKE/JEDEN :marseymacholegs:

3mo ago #7285492

Politics :marseybribe: shut down the bot farms :marseykiwimom: so it's no surprise :marseyraccoonshock: chuds are suddenly the majority there :marseycheerup:

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RPD fefi/fofum Learning not to huff baby boomer farts 3mo ago #7287709

On /r/pics:

If only more people took pictures of themselves voting

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Poliman3 they/them 3mo ago #7285999

Cant wait for Bardy's spergout later today

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Grue check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency 3mo ago #7285404

Interesting title. HOWEVER you used a frick ugly meme for the thread header so I'm going to kill you.

@Gruesy_Spoon stand with Israel

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

Grue 3mo ago #7285633

Someone's cranky :#tayscrunch:

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Grue check/bio I will have sexual intercourse with you in exchange for fiat currency jesus 3mo ago #7285660

Kill all soyteens

@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

Grue 3mo ago #7285687

Journ*lists*

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GovernorOfNewYork dude/lmao | :marseygrilling2:

House boomer :!marseyboomer:

| Discordmisic :marseygroomer2:

| 3mo ago #7286862

This is the election that broke me. A huge chunk of the electorate saw the possibility of our country being led by a woman, and they were so scared they voted for a convicted felon male feminist who said immigrants were eating our pets.

The very simple concept of "most people don't want to be bossed around by an unlikable woman, especially other women," seems to effortlessly elude the "smart" side of the aisle :marseysmug2:

I guess we just need to hang in there and really hope that Kamala will win :marseycope:

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jamal_ginsberg they/them GovernorOfNewYork 3mo ago #7286886

I really hope dems continue to never self reflect

Maybe don't call Trump a lying nazi while you are actively lying about the mental state of the president

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Sir_Slapadicc they/them S E R E N E 3mo ago #7286068

I miss reddit. I miss antifa and chapo, I miss pinging...

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nutty xe/xer :marseysoyjak:

orange cat with white website 3mo ago #7285840

jesus just wait till you see all the neighbors on twitter or /r/suicide watch wanting to kill themsleves

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Beefaronisoup re/tard Certified Jewcel 3mo ago #7285802

You want to leave the US? Why not head to Gaza!

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3mo ago #7285523

I was here :marseyprojection:

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GovernorOfNewYork dude/lmao | :marseygrilling2:

House boomer :!marseyboomer:

| Discordmisic :marseygroomer2:

| 3mo ago #7286871

At this time, she has all but lost. We're fricked.

This is a loss, not a defeat. We'll be fricked when they line us up against the wall and not a minute sooner.

LOL right wing death squads imminent, but this time for real guys :soycry:

None of this would have happened if more people got out there and made it clear that they believed that Kamala will win :marseykamakama:

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. 3mo ago #7286736

Even the AP isn't having it

Compare their article about this year vs when Joe Mama won

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RPD fefi/fofum Learning not to huff baby boomer farts 3mo ago #7287695

Deep from the salt mines:

You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.

You are welcome. pic.twitter.com/mCdHeIBxcx
— Dissident Media (@DissidentMedia) November 6, 2024