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This guy's resume turns away 99% of employers :marseypat:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/rl5w5j/oc_what_job_hunting_has_been_like_as_a_2020?sort=controversial

Show me the strongest job market in decades and I will show you a stronger antiworker :marsey420:

:#marseytwerking:

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Nothing says, I'm a college graduate like presenting a graph as is without any interpretation and information. 600 applications, in what fields? What kind of jobs? What salary? How well did these jobs suit your profile? Can you grade them on your "enthousiasm" to be able to work for them? What are you a graduate in? I mean I assume it's probably some techy field because they use that stupid data-tool that has been reposted a gazillion times on r/dataisbeautiful.

Some people really think that just throwing their resumรฉ at a person is enough to get the job. Saying the right shit during an interview and looking like you mean the shit that you say -even if it's the biggest pile of bullshit you ever heard coming out of your mouth- can land you a nice 20$ an hour job with benefits without a college degree. But the most effort a redditor wil put in to the question "So why do you want to work here?" is an akward half-assed attempt at humor "Haha, th-the money, I guess?"

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My favorite interview question memory was being on a hiring committee and asking the woman being interviewed โ€œwhat did you enjoy about the last book you readโ€ just to let her loosen up and speak casually. She went into granular detail about a male feminist murder mystery book, complete with the specifics on a blood filled s*x scene. I donโ€™t ask the book question anymore lol.

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Now there's a foid worth hiring

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You hired her right? R*pe kink hoes are the best.

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Post wall so no. We have a zero tolerance policy.

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why?

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Because my work personality is a dry butt professional that exists solely as a face on a camera. I couldnโ€™t risk goading her into more ludicrous answers due to the risk of ousting my own degeneracy.

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holy shit did you hire her?

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Iโ€™d ask them to immediately act out their plan in case of an active shooter situation and start slamming my open palm on the table at rapid, random intervals while screaming at the top of my lungs.

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