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EFFORTPOST :marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The curious case of the Chris Watts defenders - or, how someone managed to be so annoying on facebook that redditors will celebrate their tragic murder

Background

Chris Watts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watts_family_murders) is a family annihilator who murdered his pregnant wife Shannan and two young children 2018. They were a striving middle class family in a mcmansion, with Shannan being a a stay at home mother/MLM scammer/influencer, and Chris earning relatively large sums on the oil fields. They had no recorded domestic violence history, no real criminal history, and were famously white attractive. Case got a lot of attention because the police released a lot of information, including bodycam footage of the moment Chris is confronted with evidence that his wife couldn't have run away with the kids in the way he claimed. After a day or two of telling the media he misses his disappeared family, he confesses to the crime and hundreds of hours of true crime content is born. He gets fan mail from crazies in jail to this day.

The defenders

Who would defend such a man, you ask? To answer that, we have to understand the volumous internet presence Shannan had on social media up until her murder. She posted several times a day, including livestreams, in order to shill her MLM product and present a curated picture of her 'perfect' life. These posts and streams are a morbid curiosity to people because Chris featured often, and people say you can tell he seems disinterested and disengaged even back then (to me he just seems like a guy bored by his wife's incessesant posting and filming, tbh).

Here is a compilation of relevant social media videos from Shannan to give a sense of her tone online:

Because of how widespread this is, it's near impossible to gaze upon any discussion of the topic without noticing how many people seem focussed on how unlikeable Shannan is, how hard Chris must have had it. At least until recently, reddit had snark-style subs dedicated to pooping on Shannan's online presence (which seems like a dead end considering there is only so much content she will ever produce). Shannan's personality on social media is so fundarnetally annoying and unlikeable, apparently, that hordes of people are more compelled by that than the cold blooded triple murder by her husband.

From the comments of the video above:

>Chris did not like being on camera, you can tell.

>Did she really record these massively long videos and post them on Facebook? I feel like the average person would not watch the majority of these lol

>The first one is so cringe. Everybody trying to act like they're rockin' and rollin' to some shitty cover band with zero attendance. Ick.

>She is annoying but that doesn't warrant murder

>If you are constantly filming, I don't think you are truly engaged in the moment.

>This woman was so desperately addicted to posting everything about her life online that 3 hours of online silence was all her neighbor needed to know something was wrong

(this refers to the fact that Shannan's loved ones got police involved mere hours after her middle-of-the-night murder simply because she hadn't yet posted an obnoxious video or livestream on FB that day lol)

>The dude should have just left her, the constant filming would have been enough for me. Totally unhinged behavior, when I see families in restaurants all on their phones, I just think I'm so glad I'm not you. Zero parental skills.

>He should've got the balls to tell her that, "her job isn't real, social media isn't real and I think I'm falling out of love with you."

>Shes very dismissive of Chris making him look like he's really awkward.

>I can't imagine live in relationship when my partner record everything all the time and post it ...

And so on. This isn't even one half of it. And these comments are about a woman who was violently killed by her husband while she slept.

Reddit

Anyway, Reddit somehow has allowed a large community of Shannan Watts (murder victim) snark subs to thrive. Some key posts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/comments/16zkuoe/shannon_watts_and_the_ridiculous_shirts/

In this post, redditors mock her for tacky t-shirts and clothes she put on the children (before their murder)

https://old.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/comments/1g1s63h/lupus_shmupus/

In this post, Shannan is mocked for at one point saying she might have lupus but posting things on facebook that indicate she may not have lupus.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/comments/1cigxc2/having_no_balls/

Redditors theorise to what extent did Shannan emasculate Chris, prior to her murder.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/comments/16t49mb/i_thought_it_was_just_me/

A redditor rejoices at finding a sub of like-minded people who, like them, also hate the murder victim:

>When I first heard of this case, I was so shocked. But from the very beginning, what I learned of SW irked me. After watching the TV shows, including Netfix, I really disliked everything about her. But every media thing I read praised her. The videos I found showed her in a shining light, lol. I finally dropped it and moved on.

Lmao OP saw the coverage "woman and her two kids murdered in cold blood" and really laser focussed in how irritating the victim was.

Anyway, you can explore the sub yourself - search by top posts for most dramatic and angry redditors.

The point

I never promised I had a point. I suppose I find this drama-worthy because it's truly fascinating to me that this woman was apparently so annoying, and hit on so many of reddit's sore spots (fake disroder cringe, influence life) that it overrode the normal reddit instinct to find a female victim of her husband murdering her and her kids sympathetic. To be clear, none of these people met Shannan while she was alive or even saw her posts prior to her death. They have created an image of her post-mortem they find so infuriating they are posting about it six years later. Majority of the reddit users are women, which further excludes inceldom as a

primary motivator.

I, for one, strive to be such an annoying person that my eventual death by murder is the least interesting thing about me.

Happy hannukah!

Community Note by @Sneedman

Chris Watts is an anal maniac.

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These subreddits remind me of /r/friendsofbrian except unironic

I loved that sub so much, actually how I discovered rdrama

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Idk who wrote the expose of that poor woman's nipples, but it was the funniest thing I ever read online. Made me IRL cry laughing :#marseyemojirofl:

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What about the nipples?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733357342935978.webp

The original post is here, but the really funny part was the hundreds of seething responses freaking out about it. Those might be lost to time :marseytombstone:

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this was some god tier bait

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How embarrassing, you cried?

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Yes, :marseyemojilaugh:

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Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so butt drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.

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Dudes ROCK :#beavisandbuttheadrocking:

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https://media.tenor.com/ko_YNeNseQAAAAAx/what-are-you-talking-about-huh.webp

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Chris :marseycwc: earning relatively large :marseyslimegreen: sums on the oil fields

They were in crippling debt

They were a striving middle :marseystfu: class family :marseymaushold: in a McMansion

The house :marseyvampirebite: was big, but I wouldn't call it a mansion.

and were famously white :marseysharksoup: attractive

Shaaanan'anah Watts is not attractive.


Formerly Chuck's.

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>McMansion

>I wouldn't call it a mansion.

Absolute fricking r-slur can't even distinguish two words with different definitions. Keep yourself safe in front of your parents

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McMansion is a shitty fake wannabe mansion like how McDonald's is shitty fake wannabe food.

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They were in crippling debt

This is pretty standard for guys who work in the oilfield. The money is good, but they're r-slurred. If they're single, all the money goes into a jacked up truck and stuff like snowmobiles and ATV's, and if they have a family, it still goes to that stuff, except add on a giant trailer and a wife with expensive taste who lists her job on Facebook as "stay at home mommy" and loses more money than she makes on some MLM scam.

I don't remember anything about this news story, probably because aside from the actual murder, it's so unremarkable to me. Honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often.

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Justifiable homicide. If your foid is a pyramid hun she has lost the privilege of breathing.

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Ok but what about the kids?

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Her bloodline MUST end

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He was being a good dad. They would be sad without their mom. You can also not be sure if they already got infected with hun.

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She definitely deove him to manually suffocate his oldest girl in front of the youngest before then strangling her after she asked if that was going to happen to her. then dumped their bodies in a large oil drum. #FreeChris

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333181836556182.webp

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Bro.

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NTA 😤

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I very much doubt a 3 year old asked something like that. Did he say that in his confession or something?

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Yes

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The thing that stuck with me is reading that the opening to the oil container was small enough that he had to ram them through the hole. I still have a random intrusive thought about it once in a while.

:marseydeadinside2:

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It was sickening man. The guy is a fricking monster.

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True crime hoes are hilarious

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:#marseybountyhunter: * pew * * pew *

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:#marseycopfreeze:

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https://media.tenor.com/lEtnj7t8x5wAAAAx/patrick-bateman-patrick-bateman-sigma.webp

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it overrode the normal reddit instinct to find a female victim of her husband murdering her and her kids sympathetic

Because snark subs about individuals are mostly used by insane jealous women. There's an entire ecosystem of snark subs about random influencers or famousish women that are unhinged, and you'll only find them if you're also unhinged or if you use enough girly subs that they get randomly recommended to you sometimes. Pretty untapped dramamine tbh

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Even outside of munchies, I've found snark subs dedicated to women with like 20k Insta followers

It's basically just Kiwifarms just populated by crazy libfoids (yes I know there's quite a few of them on KF too)

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Pretty untapped dramamine tbh

@dramamine :marseysoypoint:

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Counterpoint:

:marseymommymilkers:

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The videos with the kids… :marseydeadinside2: :marseysulk:

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Who would defend such a man, you ask?

Famous serial killers always get orbiters.

:marseywomanm#oment: :marseyba#ckstab:

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I legit laugh every time I watch the body cam footage, some busy body friend of his wife is legit busting in his house literally hours after the murder and his neighbor has him legit on camera and is already suspicious of him. Don't frick with blue collar dudes who live outside Denver lmfao. I also have a core memory of him standing there on the porch on the news and immediately knowing he did it haha

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Just want them to oil barrel right into me, I'm suffocating without em, just need that wife and those kids home guys.

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(this refers to the fact that Shannan's loved ones got police involved mere hours after her middle-of-the-night murder simply because she hadn't yet posted an obnoxious video or livestream on FB that day lol)

lmao


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Ladies (female), if you don't want ya mans to murder you and your children, you need to give up that butthole :#marseyspalslurp:

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MLM women are pretty annoying, I couldnt imagine having one as a wife, so I get that. He didnt have to take out the kids too though.

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That's a lot of words to say foids are gonna foid

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Women are evil, news at 11

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anal s*x is gay

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>Majority of the reddit users are women, which further excludes inceldom as a primary motivator.

This doesn't exclude inceldom from becoming my primary motivator :marseysad:

It really fricking hurts seeing people have so much delusion and insanity. Only way to quell the pain is to increase my own hatred.

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I never promised I had a point.

liar! you started the thread with the promise of having a point!

Background (important info that's needed for the point i'll have at the end of the thread)

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keep yourself safe inmedietely

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