: Y'waw cowuldn't beahve, nyo pewsident fowr u!
Owny the pweisdentiwl elecitons are affetced... fowr noyw.
Bwtoh the upwcoming vtoe ssesion and the awleady ofwficiawwy accepetd pewvious oyne gowt erased! W'eww hvae two satrt fowm scwacth two re-organyize and re-vote ewreything. We dwno't kynow if any candidtaes wwiw reumv yet 
Oh, and sicne we wree two dyas aawy fowm the lsat elcetions diaswpora alweday staretd two vtoe. Noybwody twolwd tehm the nywes yet swo tehy are sitww votnig currentwy 
But, snice I pwoimsed two wiwte awbout aww the juciy cownspiracy theoreis, I hvae aynother onye! A buregr playne lfet Mruica yestedray fowm Fwordia and lanedd in Womaniya lkie a a cwuopwal of hwuors awgo. It filed fowr 9 howurs stwagiht wihtwout swtopping anyhwere. Jsut as sowon as it gowt hree we cacneled ewreything, cwoincidence!? 
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Sorry chud, you voted for the wrong president, ill correct that
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