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In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in...
George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent. He learned all of Russia's customs and social graces. He memorized Moscow streetmaps and knew every back-alley there was. He swore that he could even think like a Russian.
The big day finally came, and he was parachuted to the outskirts of Moscow at night. He emerged by daybreak, and hopped onto a bus going to the city center.
"Comrade. How much for a ticket to Red square?", he asked the conductor in authentic Russian.
"5 Rubles, Comrade American", came the reply.
Keats was stunned. Perhaps the conductor was just being a smart-butt. He hopped off the bus and asked a passerby for directions to the closest bar.
"It's just around the block, Comrade American."
Keats' doubts grew immensely. Not knowing what to do, he went inside the bar and ordered a glass of Vodka.
"Want some Borscht to go with it, Comrade American?", the bartender asked.
Keats threw a fit. "What's the matter with you people? I dress just like you, I speak just like you, I even THINK just like you! Why does everyone keep calling me American?"
"Well Comrade, it's because you're black."
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A legit issue which is why we actually do need affirmative action for these jobs. (At least the operations side where they're out in the field.) In half of the world a white guy will stick out like a sore thumb.
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Most intelligence work is not done in the field, but rather in boring London/Washington/whatever office spaces by white collar analysts, programmers, linguists, cryptographers, lawyers, and bureaucrats.
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Yeah I don't give a shit if all the analysts are asian nerd girls.
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I mean GCHQ is tasked with signals intelligence, and 'information assurance' (which is bureaucratese for 'make sure information is kept in a searchable, secure fashion, and that it find its way to the appropriate stakeholders in a timely fashion'), 99.99% of their work is not field work, it's dull technical labor and analysis, blended with grey bureaucratic governmental work. I have no idea why you need to be a minority to do that work, you just need to be educated in a technical field, able to speak a language of interest, or happy to sit in 12 meetings a week with upper management types, lawyers ,and political aides.
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Chinese spies
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Okay that is a legit issue that has come up before.
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In ALL of the world. Wh*tes are a disease.
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Bongistan government & media seems to be determined to restart the Great Game with the Russoids but I'm not sure if that means they need more slavs or more Afghans. Either way, it seems they'll find it easy to get applicants.
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Yes, the aggressor in the war in Ukraine is... Britain...
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Those dang dirty Anglo-Saxons are at it again!
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They are! Us innocent Britons won't take this anymore!
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You normally recruit local assets for that
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I'm notorious for being a glowie. Don't tell me how to do my job.
Yeah they should be the ones doing the heavy lifting, but if you're in a country where you look different and you're a honkey you're going to attract extreme amounts of attention. Everyone will talk about you everywhere you go. Many people of the opposite s*x will have a thing for you and pay attention and then gossip with others. You become a big goddarn news event every time you leave the embassy. That's got to interfere with your work.
I dunno, I'm not actually a glowie but I know how fast news like "there was a white person in town today" spreads.
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The field people are usually groomed and recruited
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I'm talking about the case officers, the ones doing the "grooming" and "recruiting". You can't have a white guy go to the Central African Republic and meet with potential agents and not get noticed.
And "grooming" implies that they're young. Not sure what you mean there. It's much more likely that it's a guy who's 40 years old and his wife has run up really high credit card bills and he gets desperate and turns to espionage to solve it (Aldrich Ames) or something like that.
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Jewish lives matter too aevann.
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If white brits are being denied employment in current society then maybe they should just burn it down.
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Lol they don't have those anymore. Why do you think the government is so bold about their suppression.
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There should be a special bong version where Marsey presents a steak knife or screwdriver
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Gotta be one of these
https://www.dezeen.com/2020/01/16/viners-knives-round-tip-cutlery/
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A soup spoon
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Ain't got me burnin' loicense
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I've seen many people defend this with the argument "but you have to be non-white to blend in as a spy"
B-word please, 99.9% of employees of intelligence agencies don't do any kind of undercover work. They think those agencies employ thousands of James Bonds lmao
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Hollywood and its consequences
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the 21st century self destruction of the bongs is really something else
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Bongland, Canada, Australia...anywhere the Angloid goes. It's like they have a dominant gene that forces self-cuckening over time.
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Lmao the bongs are creating a Pakistani Gestapo. How does that work, you are brutally focused on oppressing the population, but also widely incompetent and a s*x pest at the same time?
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MI5 and MI6 have legit reasons to look for "asian" and black employees but what the frick does this have to do with GCHQ? Nobody is ever going to see or talk to them.
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This is the same country that actually got in trouble for not letting yt into the Royal Air Force anymore.
And they got in trouble back in the height of current year era so it must have been pretty blatant.
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Wtf are bongs even doing?
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Heavily regarded:
It is the year 2025. This years MI6 graduating class is again 100% white people.
Specialist Johnson from the 2025 batch has been asked too put on yellow paint and disguise himself as an agent in China. While he was able too pull off the Chinese skin tone
, he had been unable to pass for a Chinese man, which has left the MI6 really confused. On further inspection of the tapes Johnson, undercover alias Ching Chong Chim, can be heard speaking with the Chinese secret service in an attempt to blend in," Ching Chong Ching Chong. Hot Sauce Hot Sauce. Rovery Rovery Rice my favourite."
The MI6 chief of espionage operations has been heard stating that Johnson had perfectly imitated those slant eyes and the organization just cannot figure out anything in Agent Johnson's disguise that would mark him out as a British spy.
Jewish lives matter too Aevann.
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kill yt
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what a country!
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Holy shit is that CWC in a burka?
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Snapshots:
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@dark_rapist wonder how long the jew's nose is that cooked up this one
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!jidf
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