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Bongoloid Intelligence Services says James Bong is too Mayo for MODERN AUDIENCES 
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In Soviet Russia, an American spy tries to blend in...
George Keats had trained 20 years for this moment. He had mastered the Russian language in its native accent. He learned all of Russia's customs and social graces. He memorized Moscow streetmaps and knew every back-alley there was. He swore that he could even think like a Russian.
The big day finally came, and he was parachuted to the outskirts of Moscow at night. He emerged by daybreak, and hopped onto a bus going to the city center.
"Comrade. How much for a ticket to Red square?", he asked the conductor in authentic Russian.
"5 Rubles, Comrade American", came the reply.
Keats was stunned. Perhaps the conductor was just being a smart-butt. He hopped off the bus and asked a passerby for directions to the closest bar.
"It's just around the block, Comrade American."
Keats' doubts grew immensely. Not knowing what to do, he went inside the bar and ordered a glass of Vodka.
"Want some Borscht to go with it, Comrade American?", the bartender asked.
Keats threw a fit. "What's the matter with you people? I dress just like you, I speak just like you, I even THINK just like you! Why does everyone keep calling me American?"
"Well Comrade, it's because you're black."
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A legit issue which is why we actually do need affirmative action for these jobs. (At least the operations side where they're out in the field.) In half of the world a white guy will stick out like a sore thumb.
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Most intelligence work is not done in the field, but rather in boring London/Washington/whatever office spaces by white collar analysts, programmers, linguists, cryptographers, lawyers, and bureaucrats.
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Yeah I don't give a shit if all the analysts are asian nerd girls.
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I mean GCHQ is tasked with signals intelligence, and 'information assurance' (which is bureaucratese for 'make sure information is kept in a searchable, secure fashion, and that it find its way to the appropriate stakeholders in a timely fashion'), 99.99% of their work is not field work, it's dull technical labor and analysis, blended with grey bureaucratic governmental work. I have no idea why you need to be a minority to do that work, you just need to be educated in a technical field, able to speak a language of interest, or happy to sit in 12 meetings a week with upper management types, lawyers ,and political aides.
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Chinese spies
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Okay that is a legit issue that has come up before.
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In ALL of the world. Wh*tes are a disease.
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Bongistan government & media seems to be determined to restart the Great Game with the Russoids but I'm not sure if that means they need more slavs or more Afghans. Either way, it seems they'll find it easy to get applicants.
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Yes, the aggressor in the war in Ukraine is... Britain...
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Those dang dirty Anglo-Saxons are at it again!
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They are! Us innocent Britons won't take this anymore!
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You normally recruit local assets for that
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I'm notorious for being a glowie. Don't tell me how to do my job.
Yeah they should be the ones doing the heavy lifting, but if you're in a country where you look different and you're a honkey you're going to attract extreme amounts of attention. Everyone will talk about you everywhere you go. Many people of the opposite s*x will have a thing for you and pay attention and then gossip with others. You become a big goddarn news event every time you leave the embassy. That's got to interfere with your work.
I dunno, I'm not actually a glowie but I know how fast news like "there was a white person in town today" spreads.
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The field people are usually groomed and recruited
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I'm talking about the case officers, the ones doing the "grooming" and "recruiting". You can't have a white guy go to the Central African Republic and meet with potential agents and not get noticed.
And "grooming" implies that they're young. Not sure what you mean there. It's much more likely that it's a guy who's 40 years old and his wife has run up really high credit card bills and he gets desperate and turns to espionage to solve it (Aldrich Ames) or something like that.
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Jewish lives matter too aevann.
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