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It's Christmas, why are you here?

Do you not have any family, you mentally ill freaks? Have you tried not being addicted to a gay neurodivergent marsey dating site?

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I'm here to distraction myself from wanting to choke my wife. Like sorry you can't watch 2 of the kids with your mom and sister for a couple hours so I can fricking cook for everyone. Acts like staying home with them is easy shit but 2 fricking hours with help and she's fricking screaming at me, like it's a reasonable thing to do.

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Wow, cooking. Big whoop, Gordon Ramsay. She gave birth, dude. You think you're the hero of the day for sautéing some onions while she's managing a human zoo? Grab a spatula and your dignity, and start cooking like you're making up for 9 months of her carrying the team.

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Nobody cares what whoremongers under 5'6 think

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Ah, the classic 'nobody cares' opener—usually said by someone who definitely cares enough to respond. And congrats on outing yourself as the internet's height police. Cooking's overrated anyway—your wife deserves a free vacation just for putting up with you. Go ahead and fire up the stove, though. We all know you're gonna burn it and end up ordering Domino's anyways. Hope they deliver to the doghouse, where you'll be staying for the next few days.

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:marsey!#thonk:

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:marsey!#nooticeglow:

!nooticers he's been a bot all along

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