Do you not have any family, you mentally ill freaks? Have you tried not being addicted to a gay neurodivergent marsey dating site?
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My family lives within walking distance so for me holidays are just dinner and maybe presents. I don't have a lot of family either.. There's like max 7 of us
I don't know what other big families do all day for holidays at all. Guessing the americans drive 500000 billion miles to their family and then spend a day or two together?
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I am Jewish
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Christmas was yesterday. 9 / 10 christmas tbh. The oven cooked crispy Pork belly was great, the sides were kind of a let down however. Dessert were great, premty of alcohol. Wife went to bed early and my uncle told me im his sole heir cus he hates everyone else in the family.
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I've spent the day watching a family through their window but it's kind of lonely in the woods by myself.
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I saw this thread earlier and intended to post but I finished pooping before I had time to
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Bow down, for I am the fricking Anti-Virgin Mary
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You're literally Jewish.
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Poopin'
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the roast isn't ready yet
stole
@Aisha's christmas candy
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my roastie isn't ready yet
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then beat until tender
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Why am I ever here? I'm bored.
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I'm prepping the ham
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Me and !ummah get a free off day for no reason
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I am pooping so much and so long because I have been feasting constantly πππ
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I'm sitting and watching my kids play with the wooden train set together. Enjoying the relative peace before someone takes someone else's train car.
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Take the Salomon-pill and slice the train car in half
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I usually go on a who has first claim basis, if there can be no resolution then nobody has the toy. I'm fine if it makes me the enemy, it teaches them to figure out not to get to that point
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Gotta do something while I'm waiting for the roast to come to room temp
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Everyone is just chilling with the game on.
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I had Christmas last night and then on Saturday and Sunday so I have today off.
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I'm Latinx and we do Christmas at midnight.
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I'm here to distraction myself from wanting to choke my wife. Like sorry you can't watch 2 of the kids with your mom and sister for a couple hours so I can fricking cook for everyone. Acts like staying home with them is easy shit but 2 fricking hours with help and she's fricking screaming at me, like it's a reasonable thing to do.
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Wow, cooking. Big whoop, Gordon Ramsay. She gave birth, dude. You think you're the hero of the day for sautΓ©ing some onions while she's managing a human zoo? Grab a spatula and your dignity, and start cooking like you're making up for 9 months of her carrying the team.
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Nobody cares what whoremongers under 5'6 think
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Ah, the classic 'nobody cares' openerβusually said by someone who definitely cares enough to respond. And congrats on outing yourself as the internet's height police. Cooking's overrated anywayβyour wife deserves a free vacation just for putting up with you. Go ahead and fire up the stove, though. We all know you're gonna burn it and end up ordering Domino's anyways. Hope they deliver to the doghouse, where you'll be staying for the next few days.
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!nooticers he's been a bot all along
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That's right! We're going back in time to the first world wide web to get slacker news OFF THE MENU!
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I said we're going back in time to the first world wide web to get slacker news OFF THE MENU
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I hate my wife
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to ruin someone else's Christmas
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my family is extremely mentally ill and everybody is estranged from everybody
has nothing to do with me being a
btw just really fricked up family dynamics (which might be why im a 
actually real chicken and egg scenario)
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Hope you have a good Christmas
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my christmas is already over i got a steam deck
edit: thanks you too btw
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Darn nice. Play some games for an old guy that no longer has time
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I'm leaving in 10 minutes to spend time with my mom and sister. Suck it
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Grandma says the cats are cute
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merry christmas to your grandma and only your grandma
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Got a new keyboard so I'm typemaxxing
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What did you get?
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I unwrapped a logitech k845 this morning
(I do not have keyboard autism and really just wanted something backlit+mechanical)
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My brother and I have mechanical keyboard autism and he really likes the Logitech mechanical keyboards. I haven't tried his yet though
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Keychron K5
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Nice! I have a keychron q3 and it's probably my favorite keyboard.
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i like the clicky noises they make it activates my platyneurons
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Zsa voyager. Really cool one.
Hard as frick to learn
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How do you feel about the wire connecting the halves. I feel like I would end up breaking it by forgetting they were connected to each other while moving half of it
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Many going too Mass at different times, waiting for some family too get here, cooking and waiting. Blue lives matter
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My family decided to meet up this weekend, so I've got nothing to do today.
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I have no life and I must sneed
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We did the family thing yesterday.
Today is relaxing at home trying out this TENS thing and organizing the replacement packouts
Look, Smoke is on the blanket -- he seemingly hated this blanket and actively avoided standing on it. It's a Christmas miracle
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Hecko Smoke!
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