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Redditors who despise your backwards magical fairy tale suddenly become Biblical experts that Jesus was a polyamorous disabled genderfluid BIPOC Communist who was executed for being too nice.

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1hmcca6/a_sign_posted_in_new_york_on_christmas/

								

								

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I won't even link to the good ones because every single one of them is the clichΓ©.

https://media.tenor.com/1B8vjIqzmtEAAAAx/say-the-line-bart.webp

sigh, Jesus was a Black Transgender Communist

https://media.tenor.com/Yuk3X_AikGAAAAAx/simpsons-bart.webp

!Christians 🀝 !atheists

!r-slurs 🀝 !sophistry

!anticommunists

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"Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Matthew 19:23-26 King James Version (KJV)"

Of course this is the top comment :marseyeyeroll2: This might be the all time favorite scripture of :soyjakanimeglasses: morons

Maybe /u/Jeoshua should READ THE NEXT VERSE

When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?"

Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."

Also Jesus was charged with heresy and sorcery by the clergy :marseyconfused2:

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I don't get it

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People back then thought that rich people were rich because they'd been blessed by God. The disciples are astonished because surely someone who God has personally endorsed would be able to get into heaven - if they can't everyone else must be screwed, right? But no, because, "with God all things are possible."

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The point is it's impossible for a rich man without God to enter Heaven

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>oy vey, you can keep stealing from poors if you suck our(tm) magical sky negro peepee

Never beating the :#marseymerchant: allegations

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Being rich makes things easier than they would be for a poor. But even being rich can't get you into heaven. It's not a mitigating factor or a contributing factor, it just doesn't matter.

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Thanks

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lol reddit. The smarter comments are usually buried at the bottom of the circlejerk.

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Claiming to be the Messiah, the Son of God, and fulfilling the Law of Moses.

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Aka a frickin schizo :#marseymeds:

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