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I won't even link to the good ones because every single one of them is the clichΓ©.
sigh, Jesus was a Black Transgender Communist
!Christians π€ !atheists
!r-slurs π€ !sophistry
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Of course this is the top comment
This might be the all time favorite scripture of 
morons
Maybe /u/Jeoshua should READ THE NEXT VERSE
Also Jesus was charged with heresy and sorcery by the clergy
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lol reddit. The smarter comments are usually buried at the bottom of the circlejerk.
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Claiming to be the Messiah, the Son of God, and fulfilling the Law of Moses.
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Aka a frickin schizo
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I don't get it
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People back then thought that rich people were rich because they'd been blessed by God. The disciples are astonished because surely someone who God has personally endorsed would be able to get into heaven - if they can't everyone else must be screwed, right? But no, because, "with God all things are possible."
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Being rich makes things easier than they would be for a poor. But even being rich can't get you into heaven. It's not a mitigating factor or a contributing factor, it just doesn't matter.
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Thanks
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The point is it's impossible for a rich man without God to enter Heaven
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Never beating the
allegations
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Hehe did you find my post or something
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I lost count of how many redditors recounted their favorite made up Jesus story then when corrected, called Matthew Mark Luke and John unreliable narrators or something.
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My favourite one is Jesus Christ, dragon-tamer, from the apocrypha.
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Which one?
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If only Christians had 100 years of communist rejecting Christianity to point to
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"Look at this perfectly pristine and crisp sign I just found
in the filthiest city in Amerikkka!"
How do they not feel shame
for this?
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Let Luigi go and execute 100 redditors instead.
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Karl Marx is unnecessary since everything he ever wrote only paraphrases the Bible without expanding upon it.
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Karl Marx is unnecessary because he was an r-slured cute twink that couldn't understand economics if it r*ped him in this butt.
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Dramatards who engage in every degenerate vice they can without leaving their rooms asserting their superiority over reddit when it comes to religion part #2388
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But it's true?
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Regardless of cute twink redditors highlighting it, they're right, seethe and piss all you want over it.
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No they're not
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Jesus also said if you mix two types of fabric together then you should be killed
He also created fig trees to bring forth fruit in the proper season and then killed one for no
He also killed that one old dude and his wife for not giving the church the profits from selling their stuff
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Polymer is the devil's cloth
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What about yoga pants on an itty bitty waist and a big round butt and you can see her kitty lips
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Sounds based. Dripless cute twinks sneeding, fabric chads winning.
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No he didn't
It was a metaphor for the Jewish Nation
Wait what?
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When did Jesus say chowing down on a rack of BBQ ribs or eating at Red Lobster was ok? That's the only part of the Bible I follow.
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No that's the Quran. Jesus said "if you don't chew Big Red then frick you."
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What? I'm not even a Christian and I know that's not true
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It's when he used to go by Jehovah. Same guy.
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yeah but Leviticus got retconned by Jesus making a new covenant
he's allowed to change his mind about shrimp and cheeseburgers
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These Eternal Truths keep on contradicting the cannon. I bet once they release the Prequel Testament it will all be midichlorians.
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