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I won't even link to the good ones because every single one of them is the clichΓ©.
sigh, Jesus was a Black Transgender Communist
!Christians π€ !atheists
!r-slurs π€ !sophistry
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Regardless of cute twink redditors highlighting it, they're right, seethe and piss all you want over it.
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No they're not
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Jesus also said if you mix two types of fabric together then you should be killed
He also created fig trees to bring forth fruit in the proper season and then killed one for no
He also killed that one old dude and his wife for not giving the church the profits from selling their stuff
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Polymer is the devil's cloth
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What about yoga pants on an itty bitty waist and a big round butt and you can see her kitty lips
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Sounds based. Dripless cute twinks sneeding, fabric chads winning.
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When did Jesus say chowing down on a rack of BBQ ribs or eating at Red Lobster was ok? That's the only part of the Bible I follow.
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No that's the Quran. Jesus said "if you don't chew Big Red then frick you."
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No he didn't
It was a metaphor for the Jewish Nation
Wait what?
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What? I'm not even a Christian and I know that's not true
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It's when he used to go by Jehovah. Same guy.
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yeah but Leviticus got retconned by Jesus making a new covenant
he's allowed to change his mind about shrimp and cheeseburgers
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These Eternal Truths keep on contradicting the cannon. I bet once they release the Prequel Testament it will all be midichlorians.
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