Pingspam is a crime against humanity.

Picture this all-too familiar scenario: You've been travelling across the internet wastelands, dragging your feet across a barron digital void of empty information, a spiritually draining technological labyrinth . You open up your home page, to see a shining light upon your bell, a beacon of hope. Someone has repsonded to you, someone cared enough to hear what you have to say to the world. Even if they disagree, they have a shared interest in your deep personal thoughts. Your heart is filled with joy, the dopamine rushes through your brain in excitement. "What could it be?" you wonder. But your hopes are in complete vain, for what lies before you has turned out to be monstrous illusion.

It was nothing. No, worse than nothing. Heinous noise, a mirage of interest that exploited your intellectual loneliness only to give way to a screeching bunch of nonsensical irrelevant information that has pulled you further down in your descent towards eternal irreversible madness. You've seen it before, you know this sting like an old friend. But you had to keep coming to it, over and over again, like a hopeless romantic, an addict that doesn't know when to quit. Pingspam is like a virus, a disease on our world and on our minds. Pingspam is a digital molotov, a fire of frustration, a sucker punch to our sense of novelty. Ping spammers wreak havoc at a subliminal level, a force that appears subtle at first but builds to a crescendo, wreaking havoc on society. It must be fought tooth and nail.

Arrest ping spammers.