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Chad finds a workaround to high drink prices

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1hohu98/sf_bartenders_are_currently_being_terrorized_by_a/

								

								

>be Jared

>Show up

>Get daydrunk on Founders All Day IPAs

>Piss everywhere in the men's room

>Leave

>Drunk drive a stolen Kia with no plates and 17 parking tickets on the windshield

>Sideswipe a Waymo

Just another day in Ancap Paradise

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I've always wondered why more people didn't do this

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Because when they finally catch on, you're banned from all the bars within a 20-30 mile radius.

Also doesn't everywhere make you pay cash each round or hand over a card at the start? Idk how this is even possible in 2024.

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I managed it once by accident, was an unusually busy night because some massive group of tourists decided to go to go my usual bar before a cruise and i already paid one tab before saying frick it and starting another. Completely forgot to pay that one and when i went back like the next day or whatever the bartender didn't say anything to me about it so i kept my mouth shut.

And yeah idk i haven't gotten a tab in years

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