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Chad finds a workaround to high drink prices

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1hohu98/sf_bartenders_are_currently_being_terrorized_by_a/

								

								

>be Jared

>Show up

>Get daydrunk on Founders All Day IPAs

>Piss everywhere in the men's room

>Leave

>Drunk drive a stolen Kia with no plates and 17 parking tickets on the windshield

>Sideswipe a Waymo

Just another day in Ancap Paradise

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I'm now on Jared's side. Until he gets reparations, he should get all the free drinks he wants :marseykente:

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https://media.tenor.com/lWiAGtnlopAAAAAx/abhijit-naskar-naskar.webp

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>they relaxed

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:#marseymanystolencases:

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Sigma Male hairstyle. Bartenders fear him

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What r-slur allows a BIPOC to run up a tab?

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It's SF, you can exploit liberal white guilt. Can't ask a BIPOC for a card, that would be white supremacy culture.

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I like that other neighbor in south america better, getting drunk off ethanol at the gas pumps lol

so much cheaper to sustain

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Least disgusting abomaxxing !macacos :marseyyikes:

This post rests on native land

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This shouldn't work anymore, we added something in the ethanol to make people puke it so they don't kill themselves (I think we copied the Aussies on this or vice versa because of the Above doing the same)

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literally can't give a neighbor a break, no wonder your crime rate sucks

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Honestly I'm against it too, if they die they die

But Brazil is extremely nannystate oriented

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heck yeah. I'd punch in my card at the pump and pay that guy do a keg stand w/the gas nozzle and encourage him to chug away all his poor choices

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In the states they just mix in enough gas for it to be fatal if you drink it lol

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!noalcohol ...

@BrasilIguana goddarn lol approved my application

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ping boozers too, don't slight me like that

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I'm just a janny on that one I don't keep that close a watch sorry lmao

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Level of BASADO previously thought to be impossible :#worship:

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finally someone who respetos proto-mexicans as much as me

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Ayn Rand would be proud :marseyhappytears:

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Jared Galt

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Hahaha hightrustsocietycels just can't stop stacking Ls :marseyl:

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I've always wondered why more people didn't do this

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Because when they finally catch on, you're banned from all the bars within a 20-30 mile radius.

Also doesn't everywhere make you pay cash each round or hand over a card at the start? Idk how this is even possible in 2024.

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I managed it once by accident, was an unusually busy night because some massive group of tourists decided to go to go my usual bar before a cruise and i already paid one tab before saying frick it and starting another. Completely forgot to pay that one and when i went back like the next day or whatever the bartender didn't say anything to me about it so i kept my mouth shut.

And yeah idk i haven't gotten a tab in years

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This is based. Any bar who has beer for over $3 is a scam and deserves this blue lives matter

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You sound like a poor commie. Probably drink bud light.

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Frick you I drink Hamms, beer of champions

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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