The rare actually good SRD post
In tonight's subreddit drama we have a user make a post in /r/bronxghanistan (a sub dedicated to gang culture in the Bronx) titled
I should boom one of these 1300 clowns right?
with a photo of some young men hanging outside a convenience store captioned
"10 upmarseys and ima make citizen app"
He initially gets clowned on as most people seem to believe he's all bark and no bite, with comments such as
N***** stood across the street & zoomed in πππ
And
This the corniest post of 2024 u barely made the cut bro
To which OP responds
We just hit 10 upmarseys check citizen app
At this point a few users post screenshots from the app showing a notification says a 12 year old girl and adult women were shot at the very same convenience store OP was at, and thankfully they remained in stable condition
The thread gets locked shortly after and a mod comments
Unfortunately it seems to be in fact real with the story later updated to include four other men who were the intended targets who used a 40 year old mother as a human shield and her 12 year old daughter getting shot in the leg.
Edit because there's some things I forgot to add
The news article states there are two suspects so he probably didn't act alone
He didn't delete any of his posts, comments, anything and is STILL actively using his Reddit account it has the little green dot next to it π
Also this pic is from the NY Post and you can tell it's the same store OP took a picture of bc of all the lights
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Meanwhile /r/drama gets jannied.
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Did rdrama do its part to rid the world of women? No. Lil homie is out there and bagged two, so they get to be a subreddit
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He didnt tho, they are in stable condition arent they?
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All rdrama did is ping fat women, this guy tried his hardest. There were some males in the way and he didn't want to hit them
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I still stand by mods should've either frozen it in time as an archive of drama. Or went out in a blaze of glory like weekendgunnit
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Didnt the admiggers force it back open or something like that? I think there was something like that where they threatened to de-mop our jannies.
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they did, a couple of times
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Kill people
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They banned the sub an hour ago.
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