The rare actually good SRD post
In tonight's subreddit drama we have a user make a post in /r/bronxghanistan (a sub dedicated to gang culture in the Bronx) titled
I should boom one of these 1300 clowns right?
with a photo of some young men hanging outside a convenience store captioned
"10 upmarseys and ima make citizen app"
He initially gets clowned on as most people seem to believe he's all bark and no bite, with comments such as
N***** stood across the street & zoomed in 😭😭😭
And
This the corniest post of 2024 u barely made the cut bro
To which OP responds
We just hit 10 upmarseys check citizen app
At this point a few users post screenshots from the app showing a notification says a 12 year old girl and adult women were shot at the very same convenience store OP was at, and thankfully they remained in stable condition
The thread gets locked shortly after and a mod comments
Unfortunately it seems to be in fact real with the story later updated to include four other men who were the intended targets who used a 40 year old mother as a human shield and her 12 year old daughter getting shot in the leg.
Edit because there's some things I forgot to add
The news article states there are two suspects so he probably didn't act alone
He didn't delete any of his posts, comments, anything and is STILL actively using his Reddit account it has the little green dot next to it 😭
Also this pic is from the NY Post and you can tell it's the same store OP took a picture of bc of all the lights
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based find lol
trying too archive because srdines literally suck butt at doing this
archive.org is being too shitty to mirror
communism will win
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Meanwhile /r/drama gets jannied.
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I still stand by mods should've either frozen it in time as an archive of drama. Or went out in a blaze of glory like weekendgunnit
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Didnt the admiggers force it back open or something like that? I think there was something like that where they threatened to de-mop our jannies.
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they did, a couple of times
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Kill people
Dunk on
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@cyberdick love sucking peepee
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They banned the sub an hour ago.
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Did rdrama do its part to rid the world of women? No. Lil homie is out there and bagged two, so they get to be a subreddit
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He didnt tho, they are in stable condition arent they?
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All rdrama did is ping fat women, this guy tried his hardest. There were some males in the way and he didn't want to hit them
Putting the
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I love sucking cock
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"I told u I was hardcore." - /u/Aromatic-Candle3042
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BIPOC thought he was hardcore for browsing reddit and shooting up unarmed civilians and kids
!chuds give this ghetto BIPOC the good news that he has passed the qualifications to be in the IDF.
HIS NEXT COOM STOP IS AT
@elfbinn 's HOUSE 
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Guys I found sandkwinn's house!!!
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A hole in the sand is all I needed to COOOM right now.
Reminds me of all the sandpaper gussy i have been in this year
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User got permajannied and the sub got banned
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That'll show them

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Bronxghanistan isn't even a good pun. Larping whitoid redditors are pathetic
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The ones actually shooting people arent the white LARPers
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Great value store-brand Chiraq.
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At least one redditor wasn't larping.
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afghanibronx
afbronxistan
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THE ONE THEY PICKED
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https://old.reddit.com/r/CaliBanging/comments/1hrd5g2/wyoming_bloods_gang_initiation/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CaliBanging/comments/1h8lw8s/this_12_year_old_white_child_from_utah_thinks_hes/
!BIPOCs !bipocs !whites
@KoreanFailedCoupKing
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beautiful amerimutt culture
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The funniest thing is that this culture somehow gets exported to Europe and they try to emulate it.
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Source??
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_drill
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Every UK black wishes they were African American even if they won't admit it
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UK Blacks strike me as really fricking weird and corny. IDK what they want1!! I enjoy this music fideo from dizzee rascal
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I still can't believe Ainsley didn't get Me-too'd.
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Fricking heck. Thanks for sending me back 20 years.
Also, fricking heck that 2005 is now 20 years ago.
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WRONG! I wish I was Japanese
(okami)
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Actual footage of what you just dropped.
Thank God my people got out of there before it was too late.
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UR BRI-ISH???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1/2 angloid, 1/4 mick, 1/4 Dutch, 1000% American.
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You have no idea how true this is. Being from Jamaica is about as cool as being from Wrexham but with a slighly sillier accent.
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Every rapper in Europe.
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Source? Americans invented rhyming?
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Do I even want to know the context of that? It looks like a realdoll on a (skibidi) potty
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Koreans must be way better at it tho. Since you have so few syllables you can possibly make in your language, everything rhymes.
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Korean rap is so easy.
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Scrote !moidmoment's himself straight to prison
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gang culture subs are the funniest places on reddit, they are the only good subreddits
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Shit is crazy. Almost every Drill rapper in my city has been assassinated or imprisoned over the past few years.
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!metashit !dramatards !BIPOCs !bipocs we have a "Neo-Libertarian" Dramanaut who lives in the hood!
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We be drillin
Then we be killin
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https://old.reddit.com/r/CaliBanging/comments/1ek3p0e/its_summer_time_in_compton/
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How feasible would it be to impersonate some random drill rapper and say a bunch of insane shit on one of those subs so they get murdered in retaliation?
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!besties Check this shit out before Reddit jannies it. Guy did a drive-by after getting laughed at in the comments section
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Bruh
I mean I guess I get it, I also wouldnt wanna get shot but still
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Id rather be alive than dead too
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We need sensible reddit control
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required !chuds reading
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Lol
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@harris_can_still_win still can't figure out what's going on, because @harris_can_still_win don't speak zoomer or ebonics...
can we get a tl;dr?
trump for prison
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The young gentleman made the post expecting some positive feedback, "yeah, you should totally do it," "no bro don't do it," something to feed his ego to which he would respond with some excuse why he would not do it or that he would do it later, maybe, but never actually commit. Instead he was laughed at and mocked. Enraged he decides that he will go through with shooting these people on the street corner and a mother and child are caught in the crossfire, possibly used as human shieids. He returns to Reddit to tell the comments section that he is not a coward, that he did in fact commit the shooting and makes excuses for the mother and child being hit.
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It could happen to anyone.
Why does reddit have to be so mean?
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Neighbor moment
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TLDR literal guerillas have higher IQs than the average Indian or black
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Are guerillas know for their low iq?
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Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.
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I condone violence on white people using cap
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inb4 all parties immediately released on bail and reoffend within 3 months
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Worry not! I've just learned that Barfbinn is coordinating between NY's gang unit and Steve Huffman's own personal Spec Ops team of hunter/killer eunuchs.
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Can someone translate this into American please blue lives matter
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Well the way these dem plantations work is the mother is paid substance wages of food and housing for breeding lil nogs alone. And then pimps them out until 18 too sell drugs. And at 18 they no longer are a paycheck from the white gov so they die go too jail or become homeless violent Micheal Jackson impersonators who get chocked out on the subway
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plot twist he is a balls-less redditor who overheard actual gangbangers were about to make a hit and saw a wayto get free internet points
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Myth. Most of those euro buttsluts have been training their asses for a decade or more.
Believe it or not, some of those buttgirls who can fit 6 apples up their butt have healthier buttholes than conventional porn stars. You can see this just by looking at their buttholes. A lot of hollywood porn stars only do anal when they need a paycheck. They never train for it. They never learn to relax and stretch. They just take some drugs before the shoot and get their butthole destroyed. Their buttholes look blown out, ripped, lots of healed and unhealed hemmorhoids, etc. Compare that to some XXL insertion buttsluts. They usually have immaculate buttholes. Because they've been using proper quality lube, proper quality toys, and stretching their butt for years and years.
Go look up Siswet19 sometime. Tiny blonde Euro girl. Flawless butthole. Can fit absolutely gargantuan things in her butt.
Is a complete myth. Anal stretching done right is basically just yoga.
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I should boom one of these 1300 clowns right?:
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N***** stood across the street & zoomed in 😭😭😭:
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This the corniest post of 2024 u barely made the cut bro:
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We just hit 10 upmarseys check citizen app:
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
I stand with Israel
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Hi
@harris_can_still_win, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
Trump for prison
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and we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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