Mottezan E-whore announces on the bird app that she only showered 24 times in 2024, down from 37 times in 2023

https://x.com/aella_girl/status/1874602104972828920

Key differences:

Substantial reduction in grassmaxxxing - 182 days in 2024 vs 248 in 2023

Whoreing has doubled: 6 days in 2024, vs 3 in 2023

Slight increase in pooping: 213 vs 192 in 2023

went outside: 182

socialized: 174

pooped: 213

worked: 118

took a stimulant: 119

drank alcohol: 62

danced: 35

had s*x: 41

cried: 71

wrote: 41

gamed: 169

had a good meal: 24

showered: 24

traveled: 25

masturbated: 35

exercised: 66

phenibut: 22

ketamine: 14

bawled: 19

did art: 16

was sick: 12 (total days, not individual instances)

meditated/circled: 6

escorted: 6

took a psychedelic: 18

weed: 0

migraine: 1

fasted: 9

Vs 2023:

went outside: 248

socialized: 171

pooped: 192

worked: 162

took a stimulant: 71

drank alcohol: 121

danced: 65

had s*x: 39

cried: 55

wrote: 38

gamed: 73

had a good meal: 53

showered: 37

traveled: 37

masturbated: 32

exercised: 59

phenibut: 22

bawled: 7

did art: 2

was sick: 8

meditated/circled: 8

escorted: 3

took a psychedelic: 5

weed: 0

migraine: 3

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>showered less than once every two weeks

:#marseyyikes:

I mean, I still :marseywould: but I don't feel good about it :marseymoidmoment:

Also, what the frick is she eating that she isn't pooping for over a third of the year?

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Someone who claimed to know Aella personally said on Kiwifarms that she's bullpooping about the showering thing, either she showers normally or she has a very wacky definition of 'showering' that lets her claim such a low number.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aella-martin-rachael-antier-slick-abigail-glass-aella_girl-aellagirl-miss_aella-u-sweatywoman-redverse-apostate-slick-knowingless.144410/post-14527364

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735832147w3KDUMZ-Z-xRPw.webp

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She had more s*x than showering. You know that she is brewing yest in there

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Bay Area Rationalist types "optimise" their diets and inevitably don't get enough proper fibre

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:marseynerd3: pooping anywhere between 4 times a day to every 4 days is the normal range

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