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Suspected Elon alt "Adrian Dittman" posts on /pol/ to defend Elon from groypers; accidentally reveals he is in fact Elon
Adrian Dittmann posted on 4chan and accidentally revealed that he has admin privileges on twitter lol pic.twitter.com/ikbu1ZkopW
— anti-inflation supersoldier (@bluser12) January 2, 2025
some highlights from this r-slurred spergfest:
Kek you frens later, anons
I feel like I'm going crazy over all this "Elon on 4chan" commentary. did people just decide to abandon its core warning en masse? https://t.co/vXC27LrkPz pic.twitter.com/aZH5ZDCGxh
— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) January 3, 2025
You guys are r-slurs especially @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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I can't even come up with a way to defend him ironically
This entire week+ saga starting with currygate is too funny
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Well he just got elected president so idk whatever shit hes doing seems to magically work
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The fact that the richest man in the world, with tens of thousands of times more power and influence than I'll ever possess is sperging out on /pol/ makes me feel better about my life choices tbh.
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Yes, I too prefer sperging out on rDrama, with my fellow gentlesirs
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White extinction is long overdue
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I'd like to invite him to this site and challenge him to come up with new Marsey emotes.
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Neighbor is 50 and he acts like a 14 year old /pol eddgelord
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Confirmation that success is about blood and not merit
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how long would we have had that if a cybertruck didnt explode and he had to seriouspost
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!chuds this lameboy's skills are waning
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neighbor literally bought twitter because he was annoyed with janitors and changed the whole name of the shit to X just to frick with people, how is anyone surprised with literally anything lol
the longpost by the prev CEO hippie cute twink Jack Dorsey literally sucking elons peepee in preparation to allow for him to buy twitter so he could be a double dingleberry digit billionare was one of the funniest things, literally a woke techbro broke from zen posting to dislocate his jaw to suck muskock like slappy the seal
looks like he had second thoughts but, oh well he can retire in peace.
Kidding aside I have a higher opinion of spacezaddy more than ever, just like tdrump, because good for rdrama.
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I have nothing but utmost respect for Elon. He has proven himself to be a much better drama producer than Drumpf.
!muskrats Take a knee!
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It's like Elon is following the pendulum swing but the wrong way each time
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It's called being old
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Do you feel like he got the message? Im good rn because i know he wont be in a position to jeet me directly but i hope he learns not to do it indirectly either
!commenters
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Do you think he'll have the ability to do so? Because I don't think he will.
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Lmfaooo this is exactly it
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The richest man on earth just had a pathetic crashing out like the average SPED showing up in his own thread on kiwifarms
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proof ketamine induces bpd like the weed to permaschizo people
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there is no cure for autism
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Really, the only question at this point is whether he's on legal or illegal stimulants.
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I'm still unconvinced it's him and nothing in any of the screenshots here prove anything at all. Maybe there's proof somewhere in the Twitter thread but I can't be bothered to comb through it, and I assume it would have been included in the screenshots.
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But if you pretend, it's more dramatic and you get more marsey coins and things.
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Yeah, I think that whoever controls the dittman account (just look at the fricking name!) is yanking our chain.
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If Biden sundowning live on stage and basically handing the presidency to Trump and Musk ends up being what finally cooks both of them because they are just so fricking high off their own supply, it will be so fricking funny and worth any of the economic fallout that's coming 10 years from now
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Poogate, Loogate, Currygate, Saargate, Jeetgate, which name you sirs prefer?
!antibharatiya
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NoRunningWaterGate?
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Currygate
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Dramacoin is skyrocketing in value, which is all that really matters
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I think Adrian Dittman just has admin privileges and is an r-slur
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Remember that back in the 90's, Trump allegedly made calls to the media masquerading as his own spokesperson. Musk doing this is not out of the question
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Why would anyone ever feel the need to pretend to be someone else, someone new even, liberating themselves from the baggage that comes with having a persistent persona
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You could just as well ask yourself why someone on this site keeps up a specific gimmick in their posts that they know will only get read by 100 malcontents.
Trump masquerades as John Miller, Musk masquerades as Adriann Dittman, and
@BWC photoshops 
@Shreddedmanlet's face on to sissy porn. It's all the same in the end.
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I agree I just doubt it or at least doubt Dittman is a Musk alter ego. He probably has an alter ego somewhere.
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He's just like me fr if I succeeded at everything and my autism never got defeated into perpetual masking and my default reddit libtardism never completely turned into bitterness and I find that beautiful and inspiring.
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You guys are being baited
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