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Suspected Elon alt "Adrian Dittman" posts on /pol/ to defend Elon from groypers; accidentally reveals he is in fact Elon
Adrian Dittmann posted on 4chan and accidentally revealed that he has admin privileges on twitter lol pic.twitter.com/ikbu1ZkopW
— anti-inflation supersoldier (@bluser12) January 2, 2025
some highlights from this r-slurred spergfest:
Kek you frens later, anons
I feel like I'm going crazy over all this "Elon on 4chan" commentary. did people just decide to abandon its core warning en masse? https://t.co/vXC27LrkPz pic.twitter.com/aZH5ZDCGxh
— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) January 3, 2025
You guys are r-slurs especially @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS
SITE GUIDE
HOLES
PING GROUPS
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He's fully losing it lmao. Keep on bullying him frens
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I can't even come up with a way to defend him ironically
This entire week+ saga starting with currygate is too funny
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The fact that the richest man in the world, with tens of thousands of times more power and influence than I'll ever possess is sperging out on /pol/ makes me feel better about my life choices tbh.
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Yes, I too prefer sperging out on rDrama, with my fellow gentlesirs
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White extinction is long overdue
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I'd like to invite him to this site and challenge him to come up with new Marsey emotes.
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Neighbor is 50 and he acts like a 14 year old /pol eddgelord
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Confirmation that success is about blood and not merit
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how long would we have had that if a cybertruck didnt explode and he had to seriouspost
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!chuds this lameboy's skills are waning
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neighbor literally bought twitter because he was annoyed with janitors and changed the whole name of the shit to X just to frick with people, how is anyone surprised with literally anything lol
the longpost by the prev CEO hippie cute twink Jack Dorsey literally sucking elons peepee in preparation to allow for him to buy twitter so he could be a double dingleberry digit billionare was one of the funniest things, literally a woke techbro broke from zen posting to dislocate his jaw to suck muskock like slappy the seal
looks like he had second thoughts but, oh well he can retire in peace.
Kidding aside I have a higher opinion of spacezaddy more than ever, just like tdrump, because good for rdrama.
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I have nothing but utmost respect for Elon. He has proven himself to be a much better drama producer than Drumpf.
!muskrats Take a knee!
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It's like Elon is following the pendulum swing but the wrong way each time
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It's called being old
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Do you feel like he got the message? Im good rn because i know he wont be in a position to jeet me directly but i hope he learns not to do it indirectly either
!commenters
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Do you think he'll have the ability to do so? Because I don't think he will.
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Lmfaooo this is exactly it
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The richest man on earth just had a pathetic crashing out like the average SPED showing up in his own thread on kiwifarms
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proof ketamine induces bpd like the weed to permaschizo people
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there is no cure for autism
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Really, the only question at this point is whether he's on legal or illegal stimulants.
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I'm still unconvinced it's him and nothing in any of the screenshots here prove anything at all. Maybe there's proof somewhere in the Twitter thread but I can't be bothered to comb through it, and I assume it would have been included in the screenshots.
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But if you pretend, it's more dramatic and you get more marsey coins and things.
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Yeah, I think that whoever controls the dittman account (just look at the fricking name!) is yanking our chain.
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If Biden sundowning live on stage and basically handing the presidency to Trump and Musk ends up being what finally cooks both of them because they are just so fricking high off their own supply, it will be so fricking funny and worth any of the economic fallout that's coming 10 years from now
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Poogate, Loogate, Currygate, Saargate, Jeetgate, which name you sirs prefer?
!antibharatiya
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NoRunningWaterGate?
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Currygate
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Dramacoin is skyrocketing in value, which is all that really matters
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I think Adrian Dittman just has admin privileges and is an r-slur
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Remember that back in the 90's, Trump allegedly made calls to the media masquerading as his own spokesperson. Musk doing this is not out of the question
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Why would anyone ever feel the need to pretend to be someone else, someone new even, liberating themselves from the baggage that comes with having a persistent persona
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You could just as well ask yourself why someone on this site keeps up a specific gimmick in their posts that they know will only get read by 100 malcontents.
Trump masquerades as John Miller, Musk masquerades as Adriann Dittman, and
@BWC photoshops 
@Shreddedmanlet's face on to sissy porn. It's all the same in the end.
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I agree I just doubt it or at least doubt Dittman is a Musk alter ego. He probably has an alter ego somewhere.
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Well he just got elected president so idk whatever shit hes doing seems to magically work
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He's just like me fr if I succeeded at everything and my autism never got defeated into perpetual masking and my default reddit libtardism never completely turned into bitterness and I find that beautiful and inspiring.
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You guys are being baited
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This is either the most hilarious gayop ever or it's actually him in which case we've reached levels of hilarious that shouldn't even be possible
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I don't know what's more plausible: that someone thought it'd be believable that Elon would go on /pol/ to suck his own peepee namestragging as his now-revealed alt, or that Elon is legitimately dumb enough to do just that.
I'm leaning toward gayop. I don't think Elon wouldn't go on /pol/ to defend himself in the 3rd person, I just think he'd know not to namestrag, especially not as his Twitter alt that now everyone knows about. OTOH, who'd know to fake the admin panel thing?
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I don't know about the dumb enough part, but I do believe he is enough of an neurodivergent/sperg to do this.
I really hope this is somebody doing a really funny impersonation, though.
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Also HIPAA violation is such a memephrase by the coach I think even Elon knows it.
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either way it's a great start of the year
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Reading that made me want to hurt myself. It's like your parents sending you XD at the end of every text because you told them it stood for laughing.
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xd is the patrician choice
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Basado
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Richest neighbor in the world wrongly appropriating chudspeak 8 years late what the frick is happening mane
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We are watching a man's midlife crisis.
At least we know now that it's an 8 year gap from the bottom of the internet to the normies
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I think what we're watching is a man who never had any friends desperately trying to find his in-group. He tried being a techbro, no one liked him because he's a righoid. He tried being a rocket scientist, no one liked him because he's a moron. He tried being a rightoid, no one liked him because he's a sperg and fundamentally a soy. He tries being a sperg, no one liked him because he's cringe. His entire life consists of bouncing from group to group, always trying to fit in by miming what others are doing but always failing.
He's that kid in high school who desperately tries to hang with the cool kids, and they humor him for a bit, but really they just make fun of him behind his back. So then that kid tries to hang out with the various cliques, the goths, the metalheads, the skaters, the potheads, but they all spurn him because he's got nothing in common with them. Elon is the most socially neurodivergent r-slur the world has ever seen.
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I feel personally attacked
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This was me but I was the one who got bored of each group (they're all actually the same people in different bodies)
My people are terminal neurodivergents but we are also mortal enemies. It's great
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Does that mean you'll get bored of us
?
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Never, I truly hate you guys
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Thank bb I hate you too
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He could have left the indian thing alone, we were pretty cool with him, at least I was.
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His life could be 24/7 fricking models on yachts, or doing tons of drugs, or driving really flashy cars to rich people parties, or all of the above, or literally anything else and this is the person he chooses to be.
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Invite him here. He'd fit in great with the other neurodivergent south africans.
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Following that logic, when is Elon's manifesto dropping?
!chuds
I can't wait to COOM
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If he wasn't so filthy rich he'd have pulled a Rodger a long time ago because god knows no woman would have touched that fat bald sperg with a ten foot pole.
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That has never been a thing, wtf xD
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Fren you later kek anon
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Add to word filter for bye?
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Substitute for all variations of
"I'm leaving"
"I'm leaving this site"
"I'm tired of this place"
"I'm deleting my account"
"This site is dead"
"I'm going to kill myself" (
@Osamabinladen)
"This is my last post"
"This is my manifesto"
"Don't go to ____ tomorrow"
"I'm cutting myself" (
@Sneedman)
"You guys suck"
"Goodbye"
"Bardfinn"
Everything replaced with
Fren you later kek anon
!chuds !jannies
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I'm going to shoot up my local carp school.
Fren you later kek anons!
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Fren first, shoot later
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blue hair
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Imagine imploding your "new post" or whatever while your buddy has like...a week or more to take office. Also, this loser honestly bought himself an admin slot on 4chan or something,lol
Fricking what,BIPOC.
!chuds !weebs !nooticers !g*mers
Imagine what we could do with that money or influence.
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95% sure it's a troll. "inspect element" elite hacking to make that screenshot.
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Ah that sucks, would've been hella
funny 
though. I'm hoenstly surprised 
Elon hasn't tried to buy 4chan, at 50 million 
or less it's gotta 
be chump change to him,and word is Hiroshimoot hates 
4chan 
because its kryptonite to advertisers and he can't turn it into a paypig 
the way he did 2chan. Elon would 
for sure be just as active as moot.
!chuds !nooticers !g*mers !weebs
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Half the fricking problem is hiroshimoot is constantly on the lamb for being a felon, so no one can get in touch with the butthole to make him an offer.
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Dude uses a voice changer to sound like Elon and people think it's Elon with a voice changer
It's obvious he's leaning into people thinking he's Elon
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That just makes it funnier. Elon is too gay and lame for me to care if someone's defaming him
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Literally the same exact thing if it were me tbh
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The theory of the OP has been DEBUNKED, you fricking chud.
...Ahhh I meant "you fricking libtard".
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Everything on 4chan is real btw
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Yeah like Taylor swifts cat
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Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.
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Shut the frick up patso
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