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Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.
He's guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records. Those are class E nonviolent felonies in 
which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.
So make your bets:
Drumpf will be sentenced to jail time. Lock him up! - 7 bets
No jail time, but total fines in excess of two million dollars. - 72 bets
Probation (since he's a first time offender) - 25 bets
Some other slap on the wrist, like a chump change fine or something, idk. - 339 bets - WINNER!
Death penalty! Off with his head! Death death DEATH 
- 7 bets
!bets !project2025 closed
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How long will it take Trump to pardon himself of all crimes?
literally day one - 19 bets
less than two weeks - 13 bets
he'll get around to it eventually but idk, he's an old man - 23 bets
he'll be an honorable man and let the conviction stand
(wins if he hasn't pardoned himself by the end of 2025) - 55 bets
!bets !goomble !goombling !goomblers !project2025 !remindme 01.01.2026 "Wow, trump really didn't do it? That's hard to believe.
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Taken care of
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Why is the janitorial staff deleting my comments
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Somethingiswrong2025, they're rigging the bets in Trump's favor
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what if he pardons himself for some specific thing instead of all crimes?
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I'll tell you what. If you can tell me specifically what he's going to pardon himself for, I'll send you 1000 marseybux if you guess right.
Offer extends to everyone who participates in the above bet.
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documents thing and j6 (along with the other j6ers, perhaps not naming himself but by wording the j6 pardon broadly enough that he's included, which spawns a shitload of /r/politics screeching and NYT articles)
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Being based!
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Nothing. Specifically, NOTHING.
He was trained by the sleezyist lawyer of all time, other than Dersh.
Do you think Trump makes his own mistakes🤔
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Saving this so I can remind you in one year
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!remindme 365 days
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I will be messaging you on 05.01.2026, 02:36 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Saving so I can hear your Lamentations in one year
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I will be messaging you on 01.01.2026, 02:10 UTC to remind you of this comment
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He doesn't. OP is an r-slur.
(if he tried, the courts would ignore him).
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You go first sweetie, I'll be right behind you.
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