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Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.
He's guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records. Those are class E nonviolent felonies in 
which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.
So make your bets:
Drumpf will be sentenced to jail time. Lock him up! - 7 bets
No jail time, but total fines in excess of two million dollars. - 72 bets
Probation (since he's a first time offender) - 25 bets
Some other slap on the wrist, like a chump change fine or something, idk. - 339 bets - WINNER!
Death penalty! Off with his head! Death death DEATH 
- 7 bets
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House arrest in the white house. Possibly for a duration actually exceeding his term, and he'll just kind of hang around when the next guy moves in.
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That would make a good movie
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He would unironically hate being stuck in the White House.
He just wants to sit in Mar a Lago.
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Side bet:
How long will it take Trump to pardon himself of all crimes?
literally day one - 19 bets
less than two weeks - 13 bets
he'll get around to it eventually but idk, he's an old man - 23 bets
he'll be an honorable man and let the conviction stand
(wins if he hasn't pardoned himself by the end of 2025) - 55 bets
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what if he pardons himself for some specific thing instead of all crimes?
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I'll tell you what. If you can tell me specifically what he's going to pardon himself for, I'll send you 1000 marseybux if you guess right.
Offer extends to everyone who participates in the above bet.
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documents thing and j6 (along with the other j6ers, perhaps not naming himself but by wording the j6 pardon broadly enough that he's included, which spawns a shitload of /r/politics screeching and NYT articles)
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Being based!
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Nothing. Specifically, NOTHING.
He was trained by the sleezyist lawyer of all time, other than Dersh.
Do you think Trump makes his own mistakesπ€
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Saving this so I can remind you in one year
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!remindme 365 days
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Saving so I can hear your Lamentations in one year
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He doesn't. OP is an r-slur.
(if he tried, the courts would ignore him).
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You go first sweetie, I'll be right behind you.
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Taken care of
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Why is the janitorial staff deleting my comments
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Somethingiswrong2025, they're rigging the bets in Trump's favor
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Trump will executed on the White House's lawn for all to see and Kamala will take his place as the true leader of USA
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Kamala will be replaced by Queen Hillary as the true leader
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Based
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Hillary will immediately be executed in favour of Queen Taylor Swift
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EVEN MORE BASED!!!
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Her majesty Tay will then be executed in favour of our real queen
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Who is our real queen????
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Our real queen (male)
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But who is it?
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Where's the nothing option?
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Slap on the wrist probably, after all words are violence and a judge saying mean things about him will surely hurt
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"The WALLS are closing in!!!11!1!1!!!!!!"
"He crossed STATE LINES "
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Guy is a career criminal and worthless grifter.
The only good thing is he'll make life worse for the rurals.
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Surely he won't get away with it this time!
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Where is the option for a death sentence?
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GOOD point. Added that one just for you, babe.
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@FormerLurKONG say this as a feminist ally
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Nothing. No jail time, no fines (possibly some "fees", they love to nickel and dime you when you're guilty). Just the conviction and the felon status, and a chance to move on to the appeal.
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Thanks
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I was pretty bummed
when I missed 
@X's new years r*pe giveaway.
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Where is option it being appealed?
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Not mutually exclusive
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I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal
Snapshots:
Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.:
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which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.:
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Darn after all that just broke even :-/
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He will get a warning for this first time offense [everything indicates that they do not want to impose a penalty, and they do not want to be insta-revoked on a day 1 pardon]
New York Justice Juan Merchan signalled he would not sentence Trump to jail time, probation or a fine, but instead give him an "unconditional discharge", and wrote in his order that the president-elect could appear in person or virtually for the hearing.
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How did I get paid twice?
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(not my fault, blame Steve Jobs
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goomble in this poll so I can try to replicate it
k, babe - 1 bets - WINNER!
Edit: seems like the goomble gods were able to avoid double pay on this one, so
Maybe the large number of bettors on the big bet caused some processing delay that enabled the payouts to doublepost?
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Thanks, Evan!
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I got only paid once
https://rdrama.net/@jackie/bank_statement
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Then it's officially NOT MY FAULT
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Too late I gave it all away to @OaktownKam
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Didn't the judge just say it was going to pretty much be a slap on the wrist?
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I know a guy who works as a legal clerk in new york who says they're gonna kill him.
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I don't think it will happen, but I hope it does, because it's the most dramatic thing to happen
Having a sitting president in jail would be kino.
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Lock him up
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2 more days for lib jan 6
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No jail. The maximum fine is $5k. But sentencing guidelines for an elderly first offender will probably be lower. Way less than the amount of money they spent on the prosecution.
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I'm gonna go with the least dramatic approach and guess that he will get a slap in a wrist.
The main victory for Democrats and the Media is through the optics of Trump being an actual convicted felon so they can trot out that line before every story about him for the next four years and that's probably good enough for them.
And let's be real here, the average American can give zero shits about the seriousness of falsifying business records, it's pretty much a victimless crime like tax evasion or something in most people's eyes. It's also a good distraction for how embarrassingly bad the other cases against him are going for the prosecution. As of now they are pretty much all dropped or dead in the water.
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Won't he just pardon himself
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