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EFFORTPOST Chronicle of a lul Foretold: Queer punk socialist is so hysterically shrill that even Tits and the SRDines don't want him around. Also, through a series of flashbacks we uncover a fascist plot to take over Illinois :marseyscream:

Intro

Meet WᴏbblierTube733, Transformers enjoyer, Bastille superfan (The shitty Coldplaycore band, not the prison), and possible TIM :marseyeggirl:


How it's going:

r/SubredditDrama: I believe that a popular subreddit for my local community has been secretly infiltrated by neo-Nazis.

Right off the bat, I'm going to say that I am a queer punk socialist who has a personal stake in preventing Nazism from ever returning, so please understand that you do not have to agree with my political views and I don't expect you to (except fuck Nazis).

Solid opener! Let's see how this goes :marseypopcorntime:

My favorite type of drama is when someone posts something that absolutely doesn't fit in this sub and then spends an hour arguing with everyone and suggesting they're Nazi sympathizers.

… Username checks out? Like why are you setting me up to dunk on you if you're not a sympathizer?

:#marseysoyseethe:

This thread goes on and on and on, it's worth a read :marseyreading:

Cut the histrionics and stop looking for nazi conspiracies behind ever mod decision you disagree with. Frankly, spend less time on the internet picking fights over things that probably didn't happen and I suspect you'll be a lot happier.

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:#marseymegaphone: Boo!

okay, we're at 100 reports for this, sorry

:#pepejannietalking: :#wojaknofunallowed:

A low IQ zoomer spergout doesn't warrant an effortpost on its own, but where there is ruin there is hope for a treasure :marseymonk:


How it Started

What's up with the Nazi themed restaurant 'Bier Stube' in Frankfort?

tl;dr: Chicagoland German restaurant displays some of the wrong type of German ephemera. The whole thread is pretty good, lots of :soysnooseethe: and :marseyweeping: over toy trains with the mark of the beast

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736370921ebEm1cblDSfUvw.webp

This was a pretty good drama eruption that we missed because the Chicago chapter of rdrama is slacking and nobody posts drama here anymore anyway, but I digress.

One day later, a hapless normie posts a sensible take (never do this) and kicks the :soyjakanimeglasses: hornets' nest in the process.

As an aside, there are some open reportmaxxing opportunities in this thread if you're unbelievably boring into that type of thing :marseyreportmaxxer2:

I believe the post about Bier Stube has misrepresented the restaurant

This post gets dogpiled by nazi hunters and shitty german pub enjoyers alike, and OP is quickly buckbroken into submission.

I found the drama in this post more tedious than the previous one, but your mileage may vary. My main takeaway is that we need to kill all the zoomers and start over.

Most notably, this is where the hero of this story makes his first appearance.

I've never heard of this business before your post yesterday; but as somebody who has worked in the restaurant industry in Chicago, I'm actually 100% certain that if the owners are visibly displaying Nazi memorabilia then this place is absolutely a pro-Nazi establishment and they deserve to be publicly shamed. Stay safe.

:#marseycomradecrytalking:

There are also some reportmaxxing opportunities in this thread :marseyreportmaxxer2:

SRDine gaywads also got in on this action with their own post about it


I Did Nazi this Coming

The r/chicagosuburbs janitards sticky a sneedpost about the recent spat of sneedposts, warning users not to brigade or threaten violence, etc etc

This is normal jannie stuff, but it was extremely dramatic. There are two separate themes to focus on:

1. Wailing and gnashing of teeth from deranged redditors personally affected by the apparent invasion of suburban Illinois from agents of the third reich. It's the same shit you see in any local sub so I'm not going to waste time on it.

2. The OP of the second bierstube post defending their honor. This also bleeds into the SRD thread I linked in the last section and leads to some very entertaining threads between a self-described maniaposter and legions of God's stupidest soldiers.

The post also seems to have struck a chord with our hero, who makes an impassioned plea to stamp out the nazi.

I was born in Chicago. I've lived my whole life growing up around here. There are a couple of issues being conflated here IMO.

There are a lotta fucking Nazis living in this place, and they need to be called out. There is no reason to associate your business or your person with the swastika, or "WWII-era German history". Posts calling them out are okay within reason (see examples 2 & 3).

Example 1 is a nazi troll. I'm not sure if they're some kid from the north shore looking for attention, or a Russian bot, or just one of the owners trying to astroturf, but that post was rightfully locked down.

Example 4 is a news story. I'm personally (probably) safe, but the a story about rich kid sociopaths from NT or GBN going out and committing hate-crimes is alarming, and should not be dismissed. Hopefully discussions about those stories can be productive and lead to positive changes for everyone involved.

I think that we should not be advocating for violence against anyone, nor do I even particularly advocate in favor of bullying. But if you're "just asking questions" over and over about "how much hitler is too much hitler" because you "wanna start a discourse," you deserve to be ridiculed and mocked on the internet.

But also ban these Nazis every time they show up, please. I can't fucking stand them.

:#marseylaptopangry2talking:

The jannies ignore him, but that's okay. /u/WobblierTube733 is a fucking loser living in Chicago in the winter, so he has plenty of time on his greasy impoverished hands to start hunting these dastardly nazis he just found.

(Also, because there's no point in being detail oriented if you don't draw attention to it in a self-congratulatory way, please note that this is the only place where I use his full username with regular characters so that he'll immediately see the meanest thing I say about him in this post if he follows the crosstalk link and Ctrl+Fs it.)


We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, yada yada

Wᴏbbly sets out to destroy nazis where they live: in the subreddits for second-rate public universities.

/r/wsu: Why is this subreddit moderated by a Nazi apologist?

I just went through that user's history. Other than your little subreddit drama, they haven't talked about Nazis, racism, or white supremacy at all. They have only talked about it in the context of some restaurant that hardly anyone knows or cares about. So no, their post history isn't full of gems like this.

You're not a WSU alum and you have no vested interest in the perception of our school other than your sad little axe to grind with a mod that's 8th on the list. I don't care whether they come or go but you can GTFO.

I do have a problem with alumni from your school spreading Nazi apologism on the internet. It's weird telling that you would feel more passionately about telling me to GTFO then you do about a Nazi moderating your subreddit and being affiliated with your school.

:#doctostalking:

Ahhh, the ole "anyone who doesn't agree with me is a Nazi!"

How do you expect people to engage with this argument? You sound like a Nazi who feels called out.

E: lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173637092222CTX2wD9cT7Vg.webp

:#marseyindignantretardtalking:

I have no idea what the intended gotcha is in this image, but whatever :tayshrug:

Hi as a WSU student I want to apologize for how these other commenters treated you. I also want us both to remember that this subreddit is only the WSU students who use reddit regularly, not the majority of the university.

WSU is in a small town in a conservative area with a majority of white students and faculty. There are racists, xenophobes, and homophobes here. They are not the majority of students by any means. But because of the majority-ness of the whiteness, straightness, and cisness here, they are allowed to get away with a lot more than would be allowed at a different university in a different area. I love this school and have found a wonderful and large community of other students and faculty that have my back and that are anti-racist/anti_phobic, so I haven't experienced many issues here. But ignoring the problems of a PWI and brushing them off is also stupid.

:#marseypoortalking:

OP replies to this one and the thread is funny, but it's :#marseylongpost: all the way down so I'm omitting it for the sake of brevity.

Spurned by the retarded WSU alums (tautology), he tries taking the fight back to the mean streets of Shitcago suburbs with a series of posts calling out the something that everyone who actually cares already knew about.

/r/wilmette: Wilmette is planning to spend almost $50,000,000 on building a new police station.

/r/chicagosuburbs: Wilmette is planning to spend almost $50,000,000 on building a new police station.

This one got removed. There's not much that's interesting in these besides more hysterical :marseypearlclutch: from OP. He gets progressively more upset as commenters pooh pooh him and it's pretty funny.

One highlight:

You must be fun at parties.

t. Someone who doesn't get invited to parties

Okay fine, one more highlight:

I'm a queer punk socialist. You're a neoliberal HOA member. What exactly do you mean by "our side"?

:#marseyemojilaugh:

The battle is lost when OP gets banned for surplus autism :marseyban:, but the war isn't over


/r/ChicagoMinusNazis

:#hehecat:

Why Did I make this Sub?

:#marseylongpost2:

I got banned from ChicagoSuburbs for arguing with neo-Nazis, so I made this sub instead. I don't know or care how to moderate a subreddit, but I fucking hate Nazis and I'll be damned if I let them ruin my city/country/world. Abide by normal Reddit rules, and report neo-Nazis so that together, we can keep this community welcome and exciting for everyone.

Mission: To foster a more perfect and inclusive environment for everyone who lives in Chicago and the surrounding areas. To be a beacon for freedom, unity and goodwill amongst all.

Rules:

NO NAZIS. NO FASCISTS. If you read those four words and feel like those are draconian statements, this is not the subreddit for you.

[Insert all of Reddiquette here] You know what the rest of the rules are. If you have any concerns, or wish to flesh out a specific, please feel free to comment here, or post, or DM me. I do not care if this subreddit dies with no members, or if it flourishes into an expansive community. But if you are interested, join me, and we can build it together. :)

:#marseyxdorbit:

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:#marseykekw: :!#platylol:

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Finale: Full Circle

This goofball raged so hard that he ascended

r/conspiracy: I believe that a popular subreddit for my local community has been secretly infiltrated by neo-Nazis.

:#roflmao:

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Q: Where do you go when the conspiratards ignore you?

A: Back to the beginning

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Good writeup. I love when someone is so out to hunt Nazis that they drive away anyone and everyone

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>what have the :!marseytrain:s ever done to you personally?

>what have the SS ever done to you personally?

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Absolutely epic world-shaking post. This is exactly the kind of thing that got me into /r/drama in the old days.

the Chicago chapter of rdrama is slacking

Everybody, especially all the lurkers out there: You don't need to be Einstein to post here. Just post something stupid somebody did in your part of the world that's funny. At this moment there are idiots ruining their lives in Naha, Marseilles, Hyderabad, Moscow, Bogota.

Or the field you work in. Or anything you know. Just change the names of people and you're good to go. And if you're a woman, never let anyone know.

As for all the criticism of this guy, I think I can sum it up. "You're not from Chicago."

rich kid sociopaths from NT or GBN

I'm incredibly scared. Are they in the People Nation or the Folk Nation? I gotta know which homies to call up to protect me when I'm posting on reddit.

I think that we should not be advocating for violence against anyone, nor do I even particularly advocate in favor of bullying.

Everyone should constantly bully everyone all the time. Someone is getting too uppity? Take 'em down a couple steps and remind them where they came from.

there's no point in being detail oriented if you don't draw attention to it in a self-congratulatory way

:#marseyhesright:

This so much. For years there's stuff that I've been properly italicizing like the names of ships. You know what I thanks I get? After all these years? Not a single goddarn fricking person has just said something like "I appreciate how italicized that French phrase". They probably don't even understand French enough to know what it means. :marseyraging:

WSU

That's some place near Spokane. There's an energy field that surrounds the area. Has to do with the Missoula Flood or something. I don't understand the physics. Anyone, it turns everyone into chuds. It's really sad. The guys at Hanford who made the Nagasaki bomb might have gotten a few stray gamma rays but we didn't know about chud rays back then. Tragic.

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For a minute there, it was like being back in pre-COVID /r/drama

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what does that even mean?

I think he's calling you a nazi sympathizer? Right after he posted that comment he said

"there are often accounts that I will ask in some form "are you a Nazi" and the response will be "if thats what you think, have fun". Is it possible that these accounts are all part of a larger nazi bot network, or am I really grasping at straws with that?"

He's literally having a mental breakdown and anybody that doesn't enthusiastically validate his delusions is also a nazi.

I wonder what the conclusion is if the response is just ''no''. Are they a Nazi lying to protect the secret treehouse club of Nazis?

Believe it or not, I've yet to meet the person who I ask irl who responds to that with a simple "no". Most people tend to immediately project and say "no, but" and then say something completely out of pocket.

No way this histrionic cute twink talks to anyone irl.

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Good find! @pobrecito I was right, it's a moid.

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Even if he somehow actually did, I don't think it would be too surprising that someone wouldn't respond to a point blank "are you a Nazi?" question with a simple no. Anyone asking you that question in that manner is pretty much begging to be fricked with.

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I'd lean in and whisper "Heil Hitler"

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Give him a big exaggerated wink while grinning and saying "No!"

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People respond like that because they're so offended and taken aback that some peepeehead is accusing them of being a Nazi that they have to give such a sarcastic answer. Saying "No, I promise I'm not a Nazi" would mean you actually respect this idiot and his question.

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He's telling the truth. Or half of it.

Most people tend to immediately project and say "no, but"

"No, but I'll be one if it makes you go away" or "no, but you need to get back on your meds" is definitely what everyone replies with. :marseyxd:

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Watch your mouth, pal

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>iron cross

:#marseyconfused2:

Wait nvm thats not the OP right? He's also got that cross-with-circle thing on a pin that nazis also love to use.

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Its Thomas777. One of the elite chuds to be banned off Telegram. He loves Chicago and hanging with the brothas. I believe Dascha from Redscare has met up with him. He has 20+ episodes just on the Nuremberg Regime on The Pete Quinones Show along with every other chudstorical event you could ever want in turbo detail. Complete neurodivergent who is an actual methadone user. Very smart guy but one imo one of the worst guests on podcasts because he has zero humor and loves tangents more than Drumpf

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:#marseyregular:

I understood far less than half of those words, but I think I'm happy with that, since what I understood boils down to "degenerate r-slur".

:#marseythumbsup:

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My city sub tried to cancel a gun range. They made up all kinds of shit about the owner until it became accepted wisdom that the guy was a secret nazi. They threw fit after fit about it for months, then when the local news wouldn't pay attention to them because nobody cares what reddit thinks about ANYTHING, they cried and sneeded about it until the issue died.

Gun range is still there. Never responded to the "controversy". Probably didnt even know about it.

They did manage to cancel a local restaurant one time but that's because they sent a BLM mob to picket them. Can't do that anymore lol.

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Cool thing about a gun range is that nobody who patronizes one would give a frick about an online cancellation campaign lmao

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Good ole tactical 88. The woman who started that whole thing is some commie nutjob from unl who thinks all gun owners are nazis

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>They did manage to cancel a local restaurant one time but that's because they sent a BLM mob to picket them. Can't do that anymore lol.

NYPA. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1731722070022.webp

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possible TiM

God how much of a nerd are you

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Thier posts do give big penguin of d00m vibes, I agree they could very well be a pooner.

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The Transformers had me thinking scrote, but you might be right. A while back I met a pooner who was super into motocross and 2000s butt rock

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I can never keep TIM and TIF straight. Back when I was coming up queer just meant gay now as far as I can tell it means fat chick with a bad haircut who needs attention.

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Eh, the posts scream more "male rage" to me. As well as his writing style, pooner tend to write even more like a foid than the average biohole.

Also the transformers thing. Is there anything more moid-autism coded than that?

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Only nerds get defensive over pooners tho...

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Monke sees Marseys.

Neuron activation.

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We need /h/rdramaminusnazis

He was on to something

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Why did you post this?

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Kill y‌ourself cute twink

@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS can you cut off xis downmarsey button or something?

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:marseypearlclutch#:

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can you cut off xis downmarsey button or something?

that's basically genocide

downmarseys are his entire schtick. it's all he's got! :marseycry:

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that's basically genocide

:#marseyagreefast:

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Huh

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You sidevoted me :marseysnappynraged:

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Didn't downmarsey you tho did I

:#marseycool2:

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You're not allowed to :marseysmughips#:

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I didn't expect it to escalate so much; turned into a rollercoaster. But I shouldn't've expected otherwise from terminal wingbrain (which is often based until you make it cringe)

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I miss the subreddit. I feel like there used to be more full-on psychos like this one, and it was so fun when they'd come charging into dramathreads already flailing.

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This was a pretty good drama eruption that we missed because the Chicago chapter of rdrama is slacking and nobody posts drama here anymore anyway, but I digress.

neighba the weird nazi restaurant had a post on here like a week ago

a fascist plot to take over Illinois

https://media.tenor.com/PKmqutOpEp0AAAAx/i-wish-dreamy.webp

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As the owner of a holocaust themed bar, we often have busybodies coming in to take pictures of our miniature auschwitz and model railroad trains which have nazi logos for historical realism. I can assure you they are for educational purposes only and not for enjoying nazism

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Snapshots:

WᴏbblierTube733:

Transformers enjoyer:

Bastille superfan:

possible TIM:

r/SubredditDrama: I believe that a popular subreddit for my local community has been secretly infiltrated by neo-Nazis.:

My favorite type of drama is when someone posts something that absolutely doesn't fit in this sub and then spends an hour arguing with everyone and suggesting they're Nazi sympathizers.:

Cut the histrionics and stop looking for nazi conspiracies behind ever mod decision you disagree with. Frankly, spend less time on the internet picking fights over things that probably didn't happen and I suspect you'll be a lot happier.:

okay, we're at 100 reports for this, sorry:

What's up with the Nazi themed restaurant 'Bier Stube' in Frankfort?:

I believe the post about Bier Stube has misrepresented the restaurant:

OP is quickly buckbroken into submission:

I've never heard of this business before your post yesterday; but as somebody who has worked in the restaurant industry in Chicago, I'm actually 100% certain that if the owners are visibly displaying Nazi memorabilia then this place is absolutely a pro-Nazi establishment and they deserve to be publicly shamed. Stay safe.:

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