ZUCKED: Zuck's chud arc continues, rolls on Biden's admin, spills the tea on vaccines :marseygossip:

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1877785738403516655

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641sutOXQhwjFrRVg.webp "They basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542845ADakOfc24BMmsA.webp "Who is 'They'?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641sutOXQhwjFrRVg.webp "The Jews, Joe. We must secure the existe

I love chud zuck bros :marseyembrace: shame the CIA is going to ice him :marseydejected:

Full video for the unemployed

Twitter sees through his lies:

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The irony of the SC deciding to ban Tiktok at this very moment for possibly being used to sway public thought is not lost on me.

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Why? It's pretty clear.

Foreign adversary swaying = bad

Domestic swaying = bad, but they're domestic so :marseysmirk2: :marseyshrug:

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This but uironically. I love the 1st amendment so much.

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The big tech companies are basically arms of the state.

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My arm is in your bussy :chudsmug:

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it's the most r-slurred justification, the real threat is mass CCP data collection and the capability to use targeted hacking (use tiktok to inject ios or android zero day exploit into politician's kid's phone, use that device to compromise home wifi network and attached devices)

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why couldn't literally any other app do that?

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The difference between keeping your door unlocked and inviting a criminal in and showing them where you keep all your valuables?

I don't know if that analogy works, but the crazy popularity of TikTok likely opened up far easier access to a whole lot of things they would have had to put a lot more effort in to before.

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r-slurred take. The real threat is the Tiktok algorithm for Americans being brain rotting content and libertarianphilia and for Chinese users being study hard earn money live better life!

Jewish lives matter.

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It's because they film people's peepees

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Ching Chong

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I just think it's funny that lets be real maga is literally all about sloppy seconds

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They just want to feel respected but refuse to be respectable

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:#marseyxesright: :#marseygiggle:

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NEVER TRUST HIM

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>be me

>listening to rogan zuck interview

>okay cool :marseyexcited:

>zuck voice annoying as shit

>continue anyway

>9 minutes in. Rogan ad for some r-slurred shit

>exit out

Lmto idk how people suffer this shit

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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>people

Truckcels are not people.

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Opie and Anthony was the last good trucker show

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9 minutes in. Rogan ad for some r-slurred shit

Get sponsorblock

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Rogan can't leave 1 frickin dollar on the table. Guy get's paid 200 million by Spotify and STILL runs ads for bullshit products like "manscape" frickin sellout peepee.

Idk how ppl listen anymore either

Trans lives matter

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Pretty sure the ads are helping to pay for that deal

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Lmao as if Trump would ever. Even if Trump was the populist hero people think he is Zuck hasn't committed any major crime. He's just acting is self interest as always. All the leftoids and rightoids pretending like this is some personal ideological realignment are r-slurred.

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Must be pretty r-slurred to think a conservative would actually send anyone to jail :doomerfront:

But i guess you don't stay a billionaire if you don't cozy up to whoever is in power

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From Mark Zuckerberg to Mark Nuremberg

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this shit is so insufferable. Yes Zuck is a bastard but ask yourself what you would have done in his position? 99.9% of people would cave in the face of self-preservation and to pretend otherwise is just nonsense. Hate these lying whores so much.

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I actually have severe behavioral issues so if I knew I had enough net worth to live comfily off investments, I would torpedo my own multinational company over this

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Calm down. The world already has Elon.

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He bent the knee to county paperpushers during covid, let alone real government.

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He's running his business in a normal way, sucking up to whoever is in charge as that's who he has to work with.

Why they're so confused by this and thinks he wants "back into maga" I'll never understand

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i wouldnt

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I would need to experience the joy of infinite hookers before deciding if it's worth it over destroying the censorship complex

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Yeah so we need massive punishments to deter future "just doin mi jub" behavior, otherwise every company will kowtow to government overreach

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>people listen to the government too much, the government should punish them

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Well we got rid of lynchings and the rich now have 10 secret bodyguards at all times. Not sure how else than to punish them after someone else wins the election

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>liberals shit on zuck despite having his backing

>zuck gets fed up and aligns himself with rightoids

>rightoids shit on zuck despite having his backing

i wonder what will happen next

if wingcucks were even slightly intelligent they would win every single election

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I welcome him ending rampant censorship but it doesn't mean I have to trust or forgive him. He's profit motivated and is doing this to protect his business interests given the new political dynamic. I hope he is scared of a what a Trump admin will do. He would gladly go back to silencing conservative speech if it benefited him. He should still face consequence for what he did as should the government officials who compelled him.

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He's profit motivated and is doing this to protect his business interests given the new political dynamic

all we need to do is agree we all need to work together to build the social media we want, and then we can just fund coop based alternatives at less than a $1/yr/user

the infrastructure costs for modern social media are astronomically trivial compared to what the dev budgets are for those companies, it's just that they are staffed by blowhards who built careers on justifying big spend in "reasonable" manners that over time bloats the costs beyond 3 orders of magnitude.

of course agreeing to "we need to work together" is a stupidly huge ask, so i guess we can just endlessly complain about profit motived enterprise running all our info tech.

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!codecels

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There's just not really any reason why anyone would want to build a social network for the greater good. The closest you'll get is something like forum software. Otherwise social media just is a bunch of guys trying to figure out how to manipulate their users into scrolling pointless shit for as long as possible and unless you have that particular profit motive, there's no reason at all why you'd build something like that.

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There's just not really any reason why anyone would want to build a social network for the greater good

i'm pretty sure u don't understand why anyone would do anything for the greater good :marseylaying:

Otherwise social media just is a bunch of guys trying to figure out how to manipulate their users

that's a very superficial take on what's going on in social media.

r u seriously a codecel?

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>of course agreeing to "we need to work together" is a stupidly huge ask

that's some part of the fricking problem, but programmers are fricking surprisingly pro-social in this regard. The fricking much bigger problem are fricking network effects and inertia, both of which are fricking huge barriers to getting the fricking cattle to migrate

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The fricking much bigger problem are fricking network effects and inertia, both of which are fricking huge barriers to getting the fricking cattle to migrate

it's the cattle that would have to decide they wanted such a social network, instead of just giving into using corpo trash.

the worst part is they don't need to do anything beyond just deciding they want it, should enough do that, it only takes a few programmers to satisfy the demand.

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He's making it pretty clear that the censorship is just switching from (D) to (R). Like if he had no spine when biden came calling, what's stopping him from caving when trump wants something covered up?

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>if wingcucks were even slightly intelligent they would win every single election

err if they were even slightly intelligent they wouldn't be wingcucks

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trump will side with the billionare Zucc, of course, because money, and then the MAGAs will fall all over themselves to pretend they gobbled Zucc's zucchini all along

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He will reform the Reform Party and run for president

...but it will just end up splitting the votes and confusing people resulting in Jeb victory :marseysadge:

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Don't tell anyone but Meta insiders tell me that Zuck is preparing to run for Governor of California as a Republican once Newscum announces his run for Presidency.

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No one likes Zuck tho. Even if he went full chud, FB is the most embarrassing platform for gross old people and....

Now it all makes sense.

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>No one likes Zuck tho.

:#!hesrightyouknow:

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>Instagram

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from shwartzenegger to skynet robot man lmaooo

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If he put ads on Instagram with some bullshit about being pro choice and making people freer he'd win women by 50

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once Newscum announces his run for Presidency

i think all remaining prospects of that went up in smoke this week

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I don't think he's ever been a good candidate outside California. The idea of him as a candidate is based only on that one state, and most of the rest of the country thinks everyone there is r-slurred

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It wont stop him.

He thinks this is an opportunity to make LA rebuild gayer.

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He'd probably do a better job than newscum or who ever the dems will push after him. Zuck will get my vote.

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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I hate that I'm falling :marseygiveup: for Zuck's rebranding over the last few years. He is starting to seem like a dawg but I know he can't be


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https://media.tenor.com/57l1T8Zw-EQAAAAx/mark-zuckerberg-surfing.webp

:parrothypno: :parrothypno: :parrothypno: :parrothypno: but go off i guess

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this is an illuminati psyop to play the nationalism card :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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:#wishthatwereme:

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he tried to claim he was basically best civ player ever after only 1000 hrs played,

he also tried to shit on apple for inventing nothing recently. i mean he's not entirely wrong. but zuck sits at the helm of facebook, which is a garbage dump i'd rather not being interacting on, with the rest of meta being a lame joke... while apple manages to make product lines actually worth buying.

dude still lives in a complete ivory tower and is just as fricking stupid as the rest of them.

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I actually :marseynerd3: liked the part where :marseydrama: he was ripping on Apple :marseyphoneglued: because that company :marseyapple2: frustrates me to no end. He was saying stuff that I thought :marseymindblown: was cool - but maybe :marseymight: too cool. I have a hard time believing he has done a 180 and come to the light :marseysignaling: side


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i almost did too. but honestly, he's really still pooping his own bed with total hypocracy

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Factcheck: [REDACTED].

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I wonder whether woke reaction to hamas massacre played a role? The Jews have figured out wokists want them dead, so why cover for woke?

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Ohh good point, never thought of the Jew angle

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never thought of the Jew angle

that's how the jews getcha

they are supreme at :marseynope:

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wigger revival

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What the frick is that necklace he always wears? Some religious symbol from his home planet?

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Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta Platforms, wears a gold chain with the Jewish prayer Mi Shebeirach engraved on it

made by his daughter

a Mi Shebeirach serves as the main prayer of healing, particularly among liberal Jews

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I'm just amazed that zuck managed to turn into a semi normal person after nearly two decades


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year

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His facial expressions and appearance seems different. More human, less statue. Gives me hope.

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His technology is adapting...

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shame the CIA is going to ice him

:#marseymario:

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