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  • Ubie : >shelf stocker is mad about making $20 an hour

the median american is literally r-slurred

I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.

there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.

I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:

boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.

boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.

boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.

Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.

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None of that happened.

You didn't hear people who supported a certain candidate in an election you didn't care about at all and aren't butthurt about talking that way.

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literally all of this happened lmao.

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How about you just stock the eggs for the customers and stop writing fanfic about them from now on ok?

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i dont stock anything nor do i work for center store.

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Get back to it aisle b-word

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do you even have a job lol?

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Yup

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doubt.

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Cool

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post paycheck

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Stop slacking shelfboi

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As if there are trump supporters in Portland. Or enough of them that you would overhear three such conversations.

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dont even live in portland and I work all over the district, multiple stores i go to are in rural oregon.

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Oh did you have to move after @Poj's mom stopped paying the rent?

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never lived in portland.

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This is MAGA country!

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sure it did big guy :patting:

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:marseysurejan:

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!grillers every time

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Evergreen

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You have a tragic amount of faith in normies

Cute tho

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You really need to touch grass and listen normies out in the wild. As a kid I used to assume that most of those tropey caricatures you see in comedy shows were exaggerations, but I've been fricking shocked at how many times I've met someone that is the walking personification of a trope. I'm not even being hyperbolic.

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