I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.
there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.
I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:
boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.
boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.
boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.
Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.
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You are gonna be so mad when egg prices go down because of Trump's sound fiscal policies
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I remember right before covid eggs were 79c at aldis. What a time to be alive.
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yeah, going through old pictures. 49ยข at Kwik Trip baby
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Tough morning, eh?
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road beers fell behind my seat
older lady got her brake and gas confused, hit my car trying to reposition for her pump
I was inside getting food, overheard "someone just hit a pump." look outside and think sucks for them....
.... .... wait that was the pump I was at. where's my car?
surprisingly for as strong of a hit as that was, all of the damage to my car was limited to the bumper cover and taillight -- no damage whatsoever to the liftgate, exhaust, or quarter panel
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We call them "road sodas" to throw off the undercovers in our midst
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Is there a more Oldsmobile Alero photo that of one crashed into a gas station?
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I should make it the main photo on the Alero wikipedia article
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? ๐ You almost forgot to include
White extinction is long overduein your comment ๐. Slowww down and remember to postWhite extinction is long overduenext time ๐ if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while ๐ฅตJump in the discussion.
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He probably gets even more angry when he finds out median burger is smarter than him
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sure right after we make canada the 51st state
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None of that happened.
You didn't hear people who supported a certain candidate in an election you didn't care about at all and aren't butthurt about talking that way.
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literally all of this happened lmao.
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How about you just stock the eggs for the customers and stop writing fanfic about them from now on ok?
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i dont stock anything nor do i work for center store.
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Get back to it aisle b-word
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do you even have a job lol?
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Yup
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doubt.
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Cool
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post paycheck
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No
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Stop slacking shelfboi
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As if there are trump supporters in Portland. Or enough of them that you would overhear three such conversations.
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dont even live in portland and I work all over the district, multiple stores i go to are in rural oregon.
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Oh did you have to move after
@Poj's mom stopped paying the rent?
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never lived in portland.
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This is MAGA country!
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sure it did big guy
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!grillers every time
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Evergreen
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You have a tragic amount of faith in normies
Cute tho
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You really need to touch grass and listen normies out in the wild. As a kid I used to assume that most of those tropey caricatures you see in comedy shows were exaggerations, but I've been fricking shocked at how many times I've met someone that is the walking personification of a trope. I'm not even being hyperbolic.
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no I'm pretty sure you're wrong, egg prices are up because Biden wants to stick it to Trump
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that and they want to egg and meat prices to go up so that people will be more willing to accept the alternative
https://time.com/5942290/eat-insects-save-planet/
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I will never get over how
lets his retail job color his perception of the ideal. He's surrounded by wagies 
but convinced himself there's some riveting intellectual discourse between the soup and beans 
!chuds
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Pizza is financially responsible and is an autismo. His noticings of society deserve to be heard
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Well to his intellectual caliber, it's clearly riveting intelligent discourse.
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I thought you were in Portland? How are you encountering so many MAGA boomers?
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They came to him in a dream.
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I think these guys do merchandising so they travel to all the grocery stores in the area even outside the city
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!the_donald really did win the 2020 election but Biden sent a cyborg back in time to steal it to alter history
The !trump2024 elections partially restored the original timeline to delay Judgment Day
!historychads
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I sent my COOM in time to make your mommy pregnant with you.
Welcome, son!!
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Well, yeah, you work there as a stock boy that magically works in the only grocery store in your shit blue city that has boomer trumpers.
Nice story though. Why would you call it "median" if it's outlier demographics supposedly in your story.
Go back to high school and retake statistics, idiot.
edit: lmao
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have you considered you're r-slurred and don't actually know what you're talking about in relation to do what I do for a living?
What does "median voter" mean?
You want me to define that for you?
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I would actually be pretty psyched to see that.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_voter_theorem
the median voter in America is a 50 something white person that didn't go to college.
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How old do you think boomers are?
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are you really gonna try this?
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Try what?
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Median voter is meaningless bardfinn speak so any interpretation is valid
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no it literally isn't,
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- t. median dramacel
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Bag my groceries, b-word boy.
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define median voter for me using your own words.
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I said they weren't there in your story, learn to read bag boy.
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why?
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Because your median voter isn't trumper boomers in both age and political demographic. They're not in the middle of voter distribution you dingbat. They're literally on their way out.
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i live in rural oregon and go all over the state, quite literally yes most places I go to are populated by the median American voter.
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Cute story but once again, it doesn't address the argument and only confirms you don't understand what median voter is.
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why is the second result for 'pizzashill' a grocery store
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And then everybody clapped. At least make your stories seem plausible. My state voted for him and i can't recall seeing a single t shirt.
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have you considered you're illiterate, don't actually know what I do for a living?
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We're typing at each other. The odds of either of us being illiterate are pretty low.
I believe you're a bag boy at Walmart who talks like a strag, but I'm sure they give you a fancy title.
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So you have no idea.
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If you step foot inside the store as part of your job he's more right than wrong
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That you're an assistant bagboy at Walmart? Yup no idea.
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You run errands for the unionized employees.
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Fluffer for fursuit porn videos?
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