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  • Ubie : >shelf stocker is mad about making $20 an hour

the median american is literally r-slurred

I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.

there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.

I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:

boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.

boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.

boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.

Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.

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>portlanders with maga shirts

And then everybody clapped. At least make your stories seem plausible. My state voted for him and i can't recall seeing a single t shirt.

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have you considered you're illiterate, don't actually know what I do for a living?

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We're typing at each other. The odds of either of us being illiterate are pretty low.

I believe you're a bag boy at Walmart who talks like a strag, but I'm sure they give you a fancy title.

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So you have no idea.

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That you're an assistant bagboy at Walmart? Yup no idea.

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If you step foot inside the store as part of your job he's more right than wrong

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You run errands for the unionized employees.

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