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the median american is literally r-slurred

I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.

there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.

I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:

boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.

boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.

boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.

Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.

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I spend a lot of time in grocery stores.

Well, yeah, you work there as a stock boy that magically works in the only grocery store in your shit blue city that has boomer trumpers.

Nice story though. Why would you call it "median" if it's outlier demographics supposedly in your story.

Go back to high school and retake statistics, idiot.

edit: lmao

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have you considered you're r-slurred and don't actually know what you're talking about in relation to do what I do for a living?

What does "median voter" mean?

You want me to define that for you?

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Median voter is meaningless bardfinn speak so any interpretation is valid

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no it literally isn't,

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:#speechbubble:

- t. median dramacel

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What does "median voter" mean?

You want me to define that for you?

I would actually be pretty psyched to see that.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_voter_theorem

the median voter in America is a 50 something white person that didn't go to college.

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How old do you think boomers are?

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are you really gonna try this?

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Try what?

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Bag my groceries, b-word boy.

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define median voter for me using your own words.

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I said they weren't there in your story, learn to read bag boy.

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why?

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Because your median voter isn't trumper boomers in both age and political demographic. They're not in the middle of voter distribution you dingbat. They're literally on their way out.

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i live in rural oregon and go all over the state, quite literally yes most places I go to are populated by the median American voter.

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Cute story but once again, it doesn't address the argument and only confirms you don't understand what median voter is.

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