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Tech Nerd Tries Rizzing Up Tech Female, Goes Horribly Wrong!

https://x.com/uwu_underground/status/1878926123113066861

If you're not in the cybersecurity scene, some of this might seem creepy. The guy tries to make an opsec joke, as opsec is a frequent topic in the cybersecurity scene, but it comes off as stalking… probably because he has autism :marseygetgle: and doesn't know how to rizz properly. Another instance of why volcels will stay volcels.

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this is straight gooner activity

YOU WENT TO AN ANIME CONVENTION AND DRESSED UP IN REVEALING CLOTHING, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Dumb b-word

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>revealing clothing

>a black hoodie

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Her face was uncovered and her ankles were showing

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What about the lower half

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@AltAccountOkapi new fit idea.

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This is the type of straight gooner activity she's talking about

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>opsec joke

:marseyconfused2:

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It's a classic, @PeepeeButtKiss use that one all the time

Trans lives matter

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I can only understand 10% of that post :platyold:

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Shmoocon- some convention idk prob tech related

Opsec - someone's identity :marseyremember: (when used in this context, word normally means operations security)

Vxug- vx-underground, "organization" that archives every piece of malware on the internet

Rizz - someone's ability to woo a girl

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:#marseydisgustnotes:

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>probably tech related

No, probably anime/pedephilia related.

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:#marseyspal: ?

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spal would've smashed

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Was this how he rizzed you up @houellebecq :marseyemojilaugh:

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by asking for help with AI prompting? :marseyaware:

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Idk I remember it was hilarious how he posted on substack about rizzing you up but none of us realised it was about you :marseyweeping:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:#soyjakwow:

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Speaking :marseyfreedomofspeech: to women :marseyblops2chadcel2: is like playing Russian :marseyvatnik: roulette :marseyitsrigged: example number :marseyfourreasons: 9002

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@Aevann can we hard ban all users who unironically use Gen alpha r-slur slang like "rizz" in posts and comments?

Seems like a dead give away they're breaking rule 2.

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theres zoomers as old as 27 now :boomer:

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Zoomers don't say "rizz" though that's Gen Alpha the skibidi potty generation they're all like 13 rn.

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Some of us stay up to date on the slang grandpa. Just because you are an outdated lameo doesnt mean we all are.

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I stay updated it's just bad and r-slurred and needs to be suppressed and shamed. Kids need to be bullied.

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I said rizz to the 22 year old next door and she darn near smacked me in secondhand embarrassment

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It's because you're a gross creeper who was hitting on a foid way above your weight limit you need to stay in your lane.

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i know you are but what am i

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:#marseydisintegrate:

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ChatGPT says otherwise smh :marseyfacepalm:

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Seriously though, majority of Gen Z is over 18 atp. Although in this context it was used in an ironic :marseymonkeypaw: way.

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>this places their ages between 12 and 27 years old

>0% of Zoomers are currently under 18

:#marseycrayoneater:

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Neighbour I clearly state and spell out Gen Alpha in all my comments are you too busy watching skibidi potty to read or are you just that r-slurred?

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You're right, the ohio sigma :marseypluribusanus: skibidi :marseybacktoohio: potty :marseybikechainincident: has rotted my mind.

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Is this r-slur referring to himself as we?

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""""female""""

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The rise of women "in" tech is casual for decline of our industry.

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We?

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Should have been taller, creep :marseysmug2:

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zero percent chance there's an actual bio foid behind that account

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Welp, there goes gooner

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lmfaooo cissy fakkit u been visit upon by tha ghost of aevann 😱😱 pass this on to 5 trans lives matter appreciatin nikkas or the ghost of aevann will chud u in ur sleep tonite bb 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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