https://x.com/Acyn/status/1879237781932941343
Sheehy: How many genders are there?
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 14, 2025
Hegseth: Two
Sheehy: I know that well, Iβm a Sheehy pic.twitter.com/cCqa155hjh
In the Senate hearing for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, freshman Senator Tim Sheehy decides to crack a little joke.
: How many genders are there? A tough one.
: Uh, Senator there are two genders.
: I know that well, I'm a Sheehy (pronounced She/He)
There's some polite laughs, because it's a silly little pun, and Hegseth laughs too hard like a cute twink. People are MAD
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"Doomercrat"
Has anyone made a Sheehy joke before?
These people live on another planet
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Yes please
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Trump should give a green card to an immigrant for every liberal that actually leaves.
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This kills the gender identity spectrum enthusiast
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https://rdrama.net/post/262450/pokemon-go-players-currently-revolting-against/6281258#context
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If your name is literally
pronounced she-he you deserve a few trans 
jokes.
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he probably had to make jokes about it growing up, otherwise it would just be other people making the jokes and then he'd jist be getting made fun of. Poor bastsrd had to grow up with that name in the 90s and was probably called a
sheehee all the time. Despite that he became a senator. Talk about overcoming adversity.
!slots100
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!carlos
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As the redditors would say, name checks out.
This has nothing to do with right vs. left dumbass. Back in the 1970s ordinary people had opinions about the Strategic Arms Limitation negotiations with the Soviets, how many aircraft carriers we should have, whether we should build the B-1 or the B-2. Those were big political issues. Now even the qualification to be the goddarn Secretary of Defense apparently is just whether you giggle about
s to show which side you're on.
I remember a time not long ago where it would have been a scandal for a senator to ask such an r-slured question in a confirmation hearing for one of the most important posts in our government. Congress was never some hallowed institution that we bowed down and worshiped but it wasn't a fricking clown show of tards acting more juvenile than rDrama users. This country has declined so much in the last 10-20 years it's absolutely fricking unbelievable. I know most of you kids are too young to remember this, but trust me, it was not like this in 2005.
I legit wonder what the frick happened to people in your generation. Probably THC exposure in the womb. But something made you even stupider than everyone before you.
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Relax, gramps. If the issues aren't as serious as a Cold War, then that's a good thing.
!marseyfans !metashit, enjoy a morning Marsey comic about
@Redactor0_IsAlwaysRight the Grump.
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Kids these days will never match
@HardIsLife. 
At the moment. China is building up its underground ICBMs. They're doing all the South China Sea bullshit which is obviously to have what the Russians called a "bastion". A part of the ocean that they control that's patrolled by their aircraft and low-endurance surface ships to make sure nobody sneaks. And they put their ballistic missile submarines there, just randomly going back and forth so nobody knows where they are. There's (afaik) no way to beat that.
Cannot emphasize this enough to you r-slurs:
Things are gonna get serious again in your lifetime.
Okay, let me put it like this for you to understand. When the hydrogen bomb explodes the first effect that you experience is the flash. This happens instantly. You will either literally get set on fire or, if you're looking that direction, be blinded. You will never be able to watch TikTok again. You won't even be able to watch the successor to TikTok!
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There's going to be nuclear war
Aaany second now
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Politics is now "r-slurred
" or "r-slurred 
-hater".
You don't get another choice
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Trump had a great SecDef in Mattis and burned him. DDR doesn't want leaders with principles, he wants yes-men.
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It's a legitimate question, hegsex was asked again and again by lib people of congress about his gender politics, it's pertinent to understand his stance on the issues.
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Haven't you ever heard that two wrongs don't make a right?
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Yeah you need three wrongs to make it right
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Who?
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I haven't not heard it
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It was just a pun that Pete laughed too hard at because he was nervous, take a chill pill gramps.
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Maintain le heckin' decorum chud
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You have to let us make any joke, but you can't make jokes at our expense
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Too many words man
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Okay does this fit in your attention span?
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Much better
RUDE
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go watch The Daily Show you soylennial cute twink.
Counterpoint:
Andrew Jackson
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Go get gang-r*ped by a horde of vatniks in one of those barren spaces between their ugly rundown Soviet apartment buildings.
Counterpoint:
To elaborate: Suck my peepee.
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imagine them thinking they could bully anyone into caring about trains since Peak
2023
it's all downhill for them
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funny, that's what I just said about
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I'm a bit of an r-slur so help me understand what this person is trying to say. Is "I'm a Sheehy" the "one joke" that conservatives are always yucking it up about? I thought the "one joke" was "attack helicopter." Or "1234567 genders." Or "what is the definition of a woman?"
Like I said, I'm kinda r-slurred so maybe I wrote the same thing four times in a row. Anything helps.
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Who really knows but redditors get real mad when I say "r/onejoke" on their redditisms
"Noooooo it's only for trans jokes
"
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Deriving absurd humor from the concept of more than two genders
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Eggs are incredibly volatile but around here they went from 49Β’ to $3.49 for a dozen.
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No they didn't. Trans lives matter
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Three weeks before Biden's term began:
Three weeks before Biden's term ends:
Both prices were in Wisconsin
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Le fun? In MY politics?
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That's totally fine with me if first they actually did their fricking jobs and I haven't seen that since the 1990s.
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Le paki groomer gang posts? IN MY FRIENDSHIP SIMULATOR??
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Is this when we realise Jesus is an X (formerly chiobu) alt?
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WHEN THE GENDER ASSIMILATES INTO SOREN, u mad libtards???
You should be shot for the level of peepeesucking required to call this anything but cringe
or at least banned
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I don't understand why libs are offended, I just found the silly joke silly
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lmao
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1879237781932941343:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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