Remember when your parents would make you use shampoo as a young child and youβd get it in your eyes and you would cry because you just got poison in your eyes and this was totally normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember how youβd scream and throw a tantrum at the doctors office when they were trying to give you a flu shot and then your parents and the nurses would immobilize you against your will and inject your arm with poison and this was supposed to be totally normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
most !chuds are mentally hereRemember when your 3rd grade teacher was a miserable abusive obese hag and youβd cry and throw a fit every morning because you didnβt want to spend all day with her and your parents would send you against your will and this was supposed to be normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember you didnβt want to eat Brussel sprouts because they made your tummy hurt and they smelled bad but your parents wouldnβt let you eat dessert until you gagged them down and this was supposed to be normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
replies are all gay low agency r-slurs agreeing that bedtime is child abuse, quotes as usual are disagreements
no because what would happen is that my mom would tell me to close my eyes while she washed my hair and then id close my eyes https://t.co/llvC8AWrGw
β DuggyArt (@DuggyArt) January 18, 2025
Heck nah they got rwtwt in preschool do you need your cookies and milk neighbor ππππ https://t.co/b9Vkuci0mv
β π’ (@asadfinaar) January 18, 2025
there's been a concerning rise in right wing accounts being open about having child brains https://t.co/i7kP9GQK7E
β π’πΈ (@unwoundagain) January 18, 2025
right wing origin stories be like "my mommy made me go to school and eat vegetables so i hate black and gay people"
β b. c. meemeeleek (@BrianMeemeeleek) January 18, 2025
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This is so weird Brussel sprouts are delicious
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They're not, but they're tolerable with a good salting
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Or just fry them instead of overboiling them like every boomer does
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Who tf boils them? They are to be oven roasted without exception
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With herbs, even.
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This is an actual conspiracy
because they got together 
and bred sprouts to taste 
good but told no one so everyone 
old thinks they're horrid.
White extinction is long overdue
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Brussel sprouts are an automatic add to fall/winter roast vegetables.
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Some squash, potatoes, Brussel sprouts. Delicious.
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You ethnocentric white r-slurs don't even know about the whole world of vegetables that taste good. Yu choi for example. It's like bok choi except it tastes kinda like broccoli but better.
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If it's not in an American grocery store idc
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Every american city has at least one asian market in a back alley somewhere that sells exotic vegetables and frozen pigeon meat.
!asians !goyslopenjoyers
PS Have any of you ever eaten an iguana?
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You can find these secret underground black market outlets if you know their secret codes. Like a big building that says "Asian Food Store" on the front of it, they're trying to subtly hint something to those of us who are in on the game.
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I wanted to try it but never had a chance when I was in the Caribbean. Looks like it is a lot of work for not a lot of meat with small bones and stuff. I bet it tastes like a chicken/eel hybrid or something.
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Asian-Americans are more American than you.
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That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me.
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It's been a long time since I told you that I love you.
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I do too but you're a
BPD butt BIPOC sometimes and refuse to upmarsey/reply to my comments π
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They're not even white soooooooo
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Brussel sprouts used to be way more pungent and bitter. Through selective
breeding and genetic modification they now taste 
way better. They went from being one of the worst tasting veggies 
to one of the best in my opinion.
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Maybe you just grew up
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I guess I get it because they have a rather strong flavor but it's not a bad flavor lol. It's just another fricking vegetable. A lot depends on how you season them as well.
Maybe these mother frickers should just stick to buttered pasta
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