Remember when your parents would make you use shampoo as a young child and youβd get it in your eyes and you would cry because you just got poison in your eyes and this was totally normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember how youβd scream and throw a tantrum at the doctors office when they were trying to give you a flu shot and then your parents and the nurses would immobilize you against your will and inject your arm with poison and this was supposed to be totally normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
most !chuds are mentally hereRemember when your 3rd grade teacher was a miserable abusive obese hag and youβd cry and throw a fit every morning because you didnβt want to spend all day with her and your parents would send you against your will and this was supposed to be normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
Remember you didnβt want to eat Brussel sprouts because they made your tummy hurt and they smelled bad but your parents wouldnβt let you eat dessert until you gagged them down and this was supposed to be normal?
β Ymir β‘οΈπ₯ (@lyfscraft) January 18, 2025
replies are all gay low agency r-slurs agreeing that bedtime is child abuse, quotes as usual are disagreements
no because what would happen is that my mom would tell me to close my eyes while she washed my hair and then id close my eyes https://t.co/llvC8AWrGw
β DuggyArt (@DuggyArt) January 18, 2025
Heck nah they got rwtwt in preschool do you need your cookies and milk neighbor ππππ https://t.co/b9Vkuci0mv
β π’ (@asadfinaar) January 18, 2025
there's been a concerning rise in right wing accounts being open about having child brains https://t.co/i7kP9GQK7E
β π’πΈ (@unwoundagain) January 18, 2025
right wing origin stories be like "my mommy made me go to school and eat vegetables so i hate black and gay people"
β b. c. meemeeleek (@BrianMeemeeleek) January 18, 2025
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u guys cried on first day of school?
i only cried at school when a couple black kids started talking to me at reccess then the bell rung and as i wss running to line up i tripped then said they pushed me and they had to apologize. true story (unironically). tbf there was a lot of racial tension at my school and they were being mean to me
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This is like something lefties would post on tumblr 10 years ago, it's uncanny
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Shocking, """people"""" who adopt extreme ideologies are still lashing out at mom telling them to brush their teeth.
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!grillers keep on winning
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I've seen them make similar
arguments
Reminds me of the whole "abolish bedtime
because it's fascist" thing
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Uh, no?
!nonchuds Remember how you learned to regulate your emotions to experience a small
ouchie without completely losing 
your shit?
White extinction is long overdue
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Yeah.
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Remember how you would be assigned a social worker because you were too neurodivergent to function?
Remember how you would shit your diapers (at age 27)?
Remember how you would screech at your mom when she didn't make tendies for you?
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Dramneurodivergents are really gonna pretend you have a point here
That's how stupid they are
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Go back to your groomercord server, where they'll actually believe that you're a foid (female)
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He's not gonna frick you for saving him from the mean ol' enby
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Who?
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The person in this thread with the smallest peepee
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Who?
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Remember when your uncle came over and made you play games with him in the closet with the lights off?
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Nah but I remember my uncle taking me to shoot guns and hunt dove/deer
He would make me clean the doves and the shotgun or bolt action that I used, is this child abuse?
(I didn't get to mess with the deer until I was older)
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Depends, was it his shotgun or his "shotgun"?
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Back in my day they didn't frick around. One of my earliest memories is I was 5 years old and getting my vaccinations before going to kindergarten. (Back then everyone did this and it wasn't some big fricking controversy.) So they're trying to get me to take the oral polio vaccine and I'm fighting them. So they jab me in the shoulder with a needle for the other vaccines and as I'm shocked and turn to look, the other nurse squeezes the polio vaccine into my mouth. I've been fighting the health care system since before any of you were born.
As for bedtime, sometimes my mom would let me lay on top of her and watch TV past my normal bedtime, sometimes even to see Nightline. One time she did this and fell asleep and I'm like "OMG this is the fricking jackpot! I'm asleep past my bedtime! All I have to do is keep really still and just listen to Ted Koppel and I'm getting away with something! But then she wakes up and asks if I'm asleep. I think of a clever ruse. I say "Yes". For some reason she doesn't believe me.
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I used to pretend to be asleep when we arrived at home after driving at night. Idk why. But my parents would open the door and say "alright time to wake up!" And I'd keep my eyes closed. But I'd be moving my eyes around underneath, which is ofc very easy to see even with eyes closed haha. And I'd always be like "how do they know I'm awake???"
Anyway that's why I hate BIPOCs and cute twinks now
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I did this once for school and I think I did reasonably well. Tbqh it's all about the writing, the actor doesn't have to do much.
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rem sleep though. eye movement isn't always give away for fake sleeping.
i think biggest tell is breathing. during sleep like u breathe at a constant pace very slowly and breath is held brefore being released. Also its diaphgram breathing, so stomach will rise a bit.
its obvious intuitively someone is fake sleeping with breathing even though its not like a conscious thought by the observer, its more like that dude doesn't look like he is asleep.
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I liked polio shots cause the doctor used to give me something after it, usually small plastic toys.
I remember being fairly disappointed when my mother told me we wouldn't be going again after last time. Had a football shaped whistle from there for a long time.
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Wait hol up.
You got multiple "polio" shots?
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It was all the vaccines I think but the polio program was advertised prominently everywhere inside so that's what I think of when I remember that clinic. And yeah there's inactivated polio vaccine boosters. I think they continue till like 5-6
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My guess is... wait a second, I was 5 years old back then, how the heck would I know that it was just one dose? Arguing with r-slurred people here all day gives me a false sense that every thought in my head must be right.
You want to know what my #1 reason for hating Pakistanis is? Beyond sheltering Osama Bin-Laden and getting pissed off that we killed him, beyond the genocide (except worse because they made sure to r*pe) in Bangladesh, sending terrorists into India to just murder people at random, being so hypocritical claiming they're allies?
When we killed that bastard and threw the chunks of him into ocean for the fish, the Pakistanis got mad at us. There was absolutely no shame. Either on a moral level (apparently doesn't exist there) or even just shame that they're so fricking incompetent they couldn't find him.
Anyway, beyond that, my #1 reason for hating Pakistanis is the polio thing. The CIA had this program where their guys were going around vaccinating people because they needed an excuse to knock on the on door of the Abottabad compound. Now normally you expect parents to care for their children. To do anything for their children. This isn't a human thing, it's not even a mammal thing, it goes back before that. Who puts their kids first? I see this accusation I see over the world, "their nation/race/whatever doesn't love their children". Usually I just laugh because that's crazy. Every animal has an instinct to protect its offspring.
The ducks do.
The dogs do.
The cats do.
But after Osama got killed the Pakistanis decided that they won't vaccinate their kids. Now sit there and think about this for a second. They're choosing to risk their kid getting polio because Osama Bin Laden's rights as a guest are more important. Look, I'm not putting them into a category here. That's for zoologists to do.
!bharatiya !jidf
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Would
you say that Pakis are beneath animals?
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Look, I told you, I'm not a zoologist. I'm leaving that to the experts.
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Wow. Looking into this
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I like duck
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The Chinese know what to do with every ingredient.
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If Muslims really cared about their children, then Palestinians would have stopped supporting Hamas long time back
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That reminds me of somebody else.
Their bff Netanyahu was supporting them for years. Even before him, in the 1980s the Israelis were lenient on them because they hoped they'd overthrow Fatah.
Well, here it is. This is what you wanted.
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never trust Mohammed's followers,
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neighbors getting held down for vaccine, just stay still dummy
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Excellent redactor (((early life))) lore.
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Dirty unwashed hair
Rampant childhood illness and mortality
Illiteracy and innumeracy
Vitamin and nutrient deficiencies
Yep, it's RETVRN TO TRADITIONal mediaeval peasantry time.
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Chuds think getting soap in their eyes is fricking 1984 levels of torture
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me @ my kid wit da johnson & johnson
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My mom was really pissed when she washed my mouth out with soap though. She really got into the spirit of the whole thing.
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I never got that treatment, or the strap. Though I got the wooden spoon several times.
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The party of conservative values and that defends smacking kids for misbehaving...
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My STUPID B-WORD MOMMY made me attend SCHOOL. But I HATED those stupid children and NEVER talked to any of them and threw sand at the girls. Those STUPID B-WORDS never talked to me. Why was I bullied?
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is that why you are Peter File?
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is that why you are Peter File?
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This is so weird Brussel sprouts are delicious
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This is an actual conspiracy
because they got together 
and bred sprouts to taste 
good but told no one so everyone 
old thinks they're horrid.
White extinction is long overdue
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Brussel sprouts are an automatic add to fall/winter roast vegetables.
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Some squash, potatoes, Brussel sprouts. Delicious.
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You ethnocentric white r-slurs don't even know about the whole world of vegetables that taste good. Yu choi for example. It's like bok choi except it tastes kinda like broccoli but better.
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If it's not in an American grocery store idc
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Every american city has at least one asian market in a back alley somewhere that sells exotic vegetables and frozen pigeon meat.
!asians !goyslopenjoyers
PS Have any of you ever eaten an iguana?
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You can find these secret underground black market outlets if you know their secret codes. Like a big building that says "Asian Food Store" on the front of it, they're trying to subtly hint something to those of us who are in on the game.
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I wanted to try it but never had a chance when I was in the Caribbean. Looks like it is a lot of work for not a lot of meat with small bones and stuff. I bet it tastes like a chicken/eel hybrid or something.
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Asian-Americans are more American than you.
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That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me.
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It's been a long time since I told you that I love you.
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I do too but you're a
BPD butt BIPOC sometimes and refuse to upmarsey/reply to my comments π
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They're not even white soooooooo
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Brussel sprouts used to be way more pungent and bitter. Through selective
breeding and genetic modification they now taste 
way better. They went from being one of the worst tasting veggies 
to one of the best in my opinion.
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Maybe you just grew up
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They're not, but they're tolerable with a good salting
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Or just fry them instead of overboiling them like every boomer does
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Who tf boils them? They are to be oven roasted without exception
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With herbs, even.
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I guess I get it because they have a rather strong flavor but it's not a bad flavor lol. It's just another fricking vegetable. A lot depends on how you season them as well.
Maybe these mother frickers should just stick to buttered pasta
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(Black lives matter)
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This but ironically.
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"Irony" is a cope for being a kitty.
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This but ironically
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"Irony" is a cope for being a kitty.
This but literally
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This but ironically
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"Irony" is a cope for being a kitty.
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I'm a kitty ironically meow meow.
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Shut the frick up before I beat you with a belt
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Rightoids are going through the plot of Pink Floyd's The Wall in real life
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At any other point in time people would just tell this sperg to grow the frick up, but I know he's going to find a group of right-wing people who think the concept of parenting is anti-trad or something.
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Now that being a lefty isn't cool anymore those same losers decided they're trad
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I'm pretty sure this is legitimately the explanation for at least half of these accs
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Holy shit lmao
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Real schizo hours
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That libertarian shitlib idiot Noah Berlatsky already did this pathetic bit four years ago lol.
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People like him make me think that Pol Pot had a point about the intelligentsia.
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t. Mein Kampf
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one time my cousin threw sand in my eyes and it hurt and thats when i learned sand is a jewish conspiracy
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Nah I didn't do any of those things because I wasn't a little b-word
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Literally me
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sounds like an r-slured child (many such cases)
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useless thread
this is one r-slur 
being a strag, gimme some actual news
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All this is gay except the forced cracksine shit which is child abuse blue lives matter
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My dad wouldn't let me leave the table until I finished my plate. I sat there for 3 hours one day because I hated lasagna then I threw it in the trash and this cute twink actually looked in the trash and got made at me lol.
If I was given this option, I would just not have dessert. Brussel sprouts are gross, brocolli & cauliflower mog bsprouts so hard.
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