Hello my fellow Mobians it is I Elias Acorn, King of the house of Acorn with fresh intel from Robtoniks Robotropolis. The dastardly Robotonik forces his overlander subjects to eat nothing but liquid soy feed in order to save money for his cruel schemes, but it seems his Soylent factories are starting to run out. One over lander notices:
Shortages, discounts at supermarkets, no refunds, service delays. Is this it?
To which this astute Overlander noticed:
When I posted my concerns about their financial health 3 months ago, soylent_team replied saying:
We promise we aren't going anywhere. There have been some bumps this year, but hang on with us, we promise we are here to stay! [1]
In August, their CEO said:
We have integrated and created efficiencies through our shared service platform for our brands over the course of 2023 and 2024 allowing the Company to now experience tremendous retail expansion, topline growth and higher margins. [...] If you look at any of our portfolio companies we are winning because we have extremely unique products and brands with defensive moats and scaling distribution [2]
However, their accountants sounded less upbeat when they wrote in a recent filing:
substantial doubt exists related to the Company's ability to meet its obligations as they become due within one year [3]
[1] https://old.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/1fq0sju/comment/lp3iwpu/?context=8
[3] See "NOTE 2 β GOING CONCERN" here.
This overlander wonders how Doctor Robtonik's mean bean soylent machine could have ever run into problems:
Im sure eating nothing but soy feed and motor oil is nutritious
This sad overlander is so dependent on the soy feed he is now unable to eat normal food:
While Robtonik serves other forms of gruel to his subjects it seems they are somehow even worse then the dreeded soylent
This is why in the Kingdom of Knothole we only eat the finest real foods like Uncle Chuck's chili dogs rather then this technological abomination. Source Speed Freedom Fighters may you win in your quest to free these poor souls
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Always wanted to try Soylent but never did
I use HelloFresh tho that shits amazing twice a week. Better than take out
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I tried it once and it fricking sucked. Not filling at all. I just wanted to eat proper food after
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The coffee one was acceptable workday breakfast slop, caffeinated you and held you off until lunch
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!metashit look at the replies rdrama is literally filled with soy drinkers
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Hollywood made a movie about what's happening now. They even got Sophia Loren to be in it. It's called The Soyest Day.
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Soy hate is seed oil spergery but for people that look as bad as hippies smell
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It's really shocking but somehow entirely expected
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it explains
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Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Is HelloFresh Real Hahahaha Neighbor
Just Buy Some Vegetables
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The Produce Aisle Haha
white extinction is long overdue
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I thought it dumb before I dated this girl who did it. They have about 30 recipes a week and every one I've chosen has be A or B tier. Usually Asian or Spanish stuff I wouldn't know how to make half as good. Plus There's no way I'm spending an hour in the grocery store hunting down the 20 different ingredients per meal then spending an hour figuring out the recipe and portions. I don't mind paying extra, I rarely get Uber eats since I subbed and definitely spent more on that before
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Can't you just sub once, look at the recipes and then just buy the groceries yourself?
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I basically only go to the grocery store for 20min each week for milk and shit instead of 1hr and that's worth it IMO. Grocery stores are for poor people
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You are r-slurred if you think any normal meal requires 20 specialty ingredients.
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I'm still unironically on the Gorilla Chow diet.
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how are the gains
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Been too busy with law school to really try to gun past my plateaus, but still comfortably benching 3 plates and am !verifiedhot.
Financial gains are still sweet though. No need to pay for goyslop.
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I kind of make my own breakfast slop with oats, protein powder, frozen red fruit and oat malk in a blender.
Prep the night before and I can get it out of the fridge when I wake up and drink it while I poop.
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It'll really suck if they are going under. I always found it tasted better than the other "meal replacements" and was really useful managing weight.
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Keto Chow tastes pretty great if you don't mind artificial sweeteners
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I tried jimmyjoy, it's actually pretty nice. Tastes good, save time on food, and its not expensive.
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