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:marseywereback: Zoomers :marseytwerking: TikTok :marseycocomelon: is restored! Praise DDR!!

https://x.com/tiktokpolicy/status/1881030712188346459

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imagine being a liberal and thinking trump is going to bring about christofacism when trump is literally incapable of having opinions. Trump has never had an opinion in his entire life. If you want to get trump to do X, you just have to publicly say "Trump is cool and X is also cool!".

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I don't understand what you mean, X is cool! :marseyelonmusk:

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:#taylorlorenzcrying: :#barbiecrying: :#marseymagarentfree:

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4d chess move. Say you'll ban it. Then the next guys comes in and act bans it. Everyone is mad at him. Then Trump comes in brings back Tiktok and is a hero.

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Orange Man isn't even back in office yet and he's saving "the world" for pathetic foids. He can accomplish literally anything, folx.

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>be tiktok

>Biden admin :marseymerari: says 'iunnno do whatever :marseyjerkoffsmile: you want, this is Trump's mess to clean :marseyjannyitsoverwereback: up

>shut down all your US servers for 6 hours, post a message praying to Trump :marseyhitler: :marseyinshallah:

>turn them back on, post a message thanking Trump :marseynoyouwingcuck: :marseyloveyou:

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I want Trump and Elon to buy Tiktok

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@JimieWhales want Tiktok too merge with TruthSocial. Just all mashed together in one feed: zoomers & boomers sharing each others' culture and discovering that neither of them can spell or use punctuation.

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https://media.tenor.com/iv2-7xV0F28AAAAx/heaven.webp

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Trump Technology & Media or whatever it's called just absorbing every big tech company would be a funny outcome of a proper Trump oligarchy.

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This is what briefly happened on the fediverse and the tankies freaked out

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Regular TikTok but with Trump's latest TS post pinned at the top of your screen

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AI Trump does every TikTok dance...

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...and Meta

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He did fix a peace deal in Gaza. I dont particularly care about gaza but found that a bit impressive.

My people are particularly invested in that idiotic nonsense. Half the political parties has it as some sort of core prestige project.

Hopefully, if Trump wills, i will hear less about that dump the next four years.

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I think that's already (unsurprisingly) falling apart because Hamas refuses to release a list of hostages they have to release to the Israelis

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In case it needs :marseyspecial: to be said, this is lamest political :marseymemeball: stunt I've seen :marseyjerkofffrown:

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>Democrats try to ban shit

>Trump stops it

:soyjaktantrum: I can't believe this fake political stunt where the Democrats teamed up with Trump to make him look good at their own expense! :soyjaktantrum:


Oh my god, look at all the yappy BIPOCs in the replies.

:marseytalk: :marseytalk: :marseytalk: :marseyeyeroll: :!marseytalk: :!marseytalk: :!marseytalk:

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trump is literally the origin of the tiktok ban lmao

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:marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173731467422E8LLOQdK78VA.webp

up there with the great moments in flip-floppery

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people can fix their mistakes :marseyindignant:

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Still fat? Not exercising? Sad!

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Yea and dems were dumb enough to follow the pied piper

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That's the best part

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Realistically, both parties, Biden, Trump, and all three branches of the Federal government agreed that TikTok ought to be banned, but none of them were willing to take a political hit to enforce a policy they believe is right :marseydepressed:

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/202486

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:marseyagreesuperspeed:

What we've learned here is that our lawmakers are as spineless and skittish as everyone suspects them to be, backing down from tackling a supposedly sketchy app they frequently screeched about (often for good reason) over the past five years. All it seemingly takes to get our coming president to change his mind on something is to offer him a big wad of cash, and also our aged Congress is indeed helplessly out of touch with the younger generations. We'll have at least a limited amount of time to discuss this on the other Chinese-owned video apps zooming up the app-store charts. Congrats to everyone involved.

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Trump was the first to sign the executive order in 2020 which started the whole court case rolling and then congress and Supreme Court signed off on it. Took exactly 5yrs before his next inauguration, world is funny sometimes

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They just targetted the wrong platform. if they banned reddit, everyone would celebrate.

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:#marseyunabomber:

Ban them all.

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RETVRN TOO GEOCITIES

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Merari would rope

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Inshallah

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Wow! Look at all those judges who voted for it! :marseyopera:

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A 9-0 decision by this Supreme Court allowing the ban is pretty decisive tbh. Sotomayor and Alito aren't exactly in lockstep

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:marseyshook:

So the government really does want to ban things!

Good thing Trump stepped in and saved the day! :marseyletsgo:

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the supreme court isn't making the choice based on whether its a good a idea, they are deciding whether congress had the authority to do it

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Yep, agreed

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It was a bipartisan bill with very broad support

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Broads I know did NOT support the ban.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737325849xrmxNy79dS4GeA.webp

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And then he didn't! Democracy was saved.

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>Trump sucks off china

>"make him look good"

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:#marseykamikazetypingtalking:

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Itll work tho people r r-slurred

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MILLIONS OF GEN Z RED-PILLED. (Hopefully)

:marseypedo#:

FRICK TIKTOK.

It is what caused so many teenagers to become LGBTP and rabid leftists in the last couple years due to nonstop CCP propaganda.

Tiktok is a cesspool of :marseytrain:/woke BS.

With that being said, I'm confident President Trump can work out a deal to sell it to an American company.

:chudseethetalking#:

https://scored.co/p/19AK6DLeLK/statement-from-tiktokin-agre/c

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Aren't gen z all in their 20s now

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737314004BK259mOyLhLN7g.webp eh if it cuts off at 2012 thats still a lot of kids

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R-slurred graph with no y-axis

https://media.tenor.com/epNMHGvRyHcAAAAx/gigachad-chad.webp

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Timelines need a y axis

:#marseybrainlettalking:

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Timeline is 1-dimensional genius

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The information is overlapping segments of time so it's stacked for readability. You are genuinely a brainlet.

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Try imagining how you could condense that info

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In an array like god intended.

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I had always heard of 2010 as the cutoff

2012 is :marseycringe2:

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this was from wikipedi, so yeah consider the source :marseygroomergrooming#:

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LGBTP

These ppl frickin suck

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Jimie your unquenchable quest for rdrama fame is starting to impact your relationships with those closest to you (me). It's not too late to change.

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But we used the same :marseywereback: emote. Clearly spirit :marseyghosthappy: sisters !besties

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She's winning you know. :!marseyderp:

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I will win in the long run

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I dont even see your post on the front page :marseylaughpoundfist:

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I mean with my next post.

@JimieWhales look what you've done they're all laughing at me

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:marseycheerup: there's no shame in being worse than me.

(plus @JimieWhales cheated and pinned @JimieWhales's post)

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sorry but your title is little bit less interesting. it low key reminds me of those bait posts people do here and when u click it, its a naked guy

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Before posting in the future I will be sure to ask myself "what kind of title would @MouthFarting like?"

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i'd be happy to help, for a price of course :platyhappymerchant:

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This had better be worth it

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>It's backkkkk. You guys better not thank trump because he was the main reason why it got banned in the first place

These r-slurs want to cancel everybody associated with Trump except for the one service they are addicted to. Way to take a stand. :marseyxd:

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Bipartisan bill in the house, bipartisan in the senate, unanimous at the SC, signed by Biden

Trump's fault

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Main reason and not the fact its chinese spyware lol

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What's the angle here? I mean the law is pretty clear and SCOTUS just affirmed that it's constitutional. Is it just Trump issuing an EO telling service providers to break the law?

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:marseyakshually: enforcement :marseycop3: of laws is the purview of the executive branch. Maybe :marseymight: you've heard :marseyjacksparrow: of a little :marseyunicorn: thing called DACA? :smugsnoo:

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If this unban goes through imo Congress should probably just unironically disband entirely. Not sure what their role would even be in government anymore. We could save a bunch of money by just firing all of them.

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In all seriousness the total cowardice and abdication of responsibility by Congress :marseyaoc: is what's wrong :marseyobamanope: with America.

I never :marseyitsover: thought :marseymindblown: I'd say this, but Mitt Romney was right :marseyyes: when he said all the other senators are spineless kitties who just want to work out at the Senate gym, get sucked off as "Senator ___" and avoid :marseynope: taking "hard votes"

white extinction is long overdue and it should :marseynorm: start with the US congress.

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Yeah it really is. It's been a long, long, long process though, going back several decades.

I hoped the Chevron decision would help reverse some of it but they're literally allergic to work.

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also

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:#taylorlorenzcrying:

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But then they'd all go back to being C-levels and Senior VPs in the private sector who spend every day ruining the lives of their companies' workers with brainless shoot-from-hip initiatives that they thought of while skimming micro-news article summaries over breakfast. I'd much rather keep them contained to their posturing and infighting in Congress, where they can do the least harm.

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But they're not fit for C-level jobs. :marseyconfused:.

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Precisely the reason those jobs would be inexplicably given to them. Clearly you've never worked for a large distributed corporation.

It must be stopped.

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So if the checks and balances doesnt go the way you think it shpuld they should all just quit?

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"YES!"

:#speechbubble:


:#soysnooseethe:

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It's the executive branch's job to decide how to implement laws, not to decide whether to implement laws.

Or it's supposed to be at least.

I simply consider this to be absurd executive overreach.

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Isn't it super easy to abuse this law though? Most things can be considered threat to national security according to the government..

What's so special about tiktok anyway? It just collects your video viewing preferences and has an algo to serve you more videos, or toks whatever

Owned by china? Half the world is hostile politically, why specifically tiktok?

From what i understand they didn't break any law.. Anyway lemme read journo slop

>U.S. officials have repeatedly warned that TikTok threatens national security because the Chinese government could use it as a vehicle to spy on Americans or covertly influence the U.S. public by amplifying or suppressing certain content.

So a social media site..? All of them censor or amplify certain things

>because Chinese national security laws require organizations to cooperate with intelligence gathering. FBI Director Christopher Wray told House Intelligence Committee members last year that the Chinese government could compromise Americans' devices through the software.

So why not make a law making it so any company that tries breaching your phone with software gets banned or fined?

>"Why is it a security threat?" Republican Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri said Friday. "If you have TikTok on your phone currently, it can track your whereabouts, it can read your text messages, it can track your keystrokes. It has access to your phone records."

This sounds more like a general phone problem? They are literally spy devices the government was eager to give us for cheap. They could make laws to force phone OS companies to be required to be open sourced and allow easy way of protecting user privacy?...

And if the problem is specifically what data users voluntarily give to tiktok, then that means you have an r-slured population who doesn't even consider china a threat or has zero braincells...

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Darn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it at all.

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And if the problem is specifically what data users voluntarily give to tiktok, then that means you have an r-slured population who doesn't even consider china a threat or has zero braincells...

How did you write so many words only to crack the code in your last sentence

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When trump suspends all laws and ends democracy the tiktok law also counts.

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Yeah he's saying he won't enforce it on account of the kids thinking he's mean.

Trump is like Elon in this aspect, he literally just sought a public position to be liked by the masses. That's why he even tried to pander to Puerto Rico after all they said.

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Throwing a few rolls of Bounty is pandering🤔

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He honestly did more stuff the media just really plastered him. Harvey response was also overboard because he wanted to be seen as helping.

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either Drumpf is telling TikTok how they can fall into compliance with the ruling or he is figuring out an executive order that would allow him to exempt tiktok from the ban. Ai bet uts rhe former bc the executive order could be overturned for the same reason the ban was ruled constitutional. That said the, when it comes to foreign policy issues, the president has a lot more authority that congress/courts cant as easily override vompared to domestic issues that affect US citizens on US soil. Arguably this cpuld fall into either category.

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Biden wasn't going to enforce it either. At the end of the day the executive is strongest by design and aside from cucking the President by preventing impoundment it's up the the executive to actually execute based on what the other two say.

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He wasn't going to enforce it because it started today, his AG isn't gonna write up fines on his last day

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That too.

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Yea probably that or a formal agreement they won't enforce it

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Great. Now millions of zoomer foids will shlick to pictures and slashfics of Trump :marseysigh:

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Thank you daddy!

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I mean they probably were hate-flicking it to Trump but now there will just be more of them.

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