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Games workshop adds DEI WOKENESS to based warhammer 40k black templars due to Reddit Commies. Reddit post inside. Part 1 / 20 effortpost series.

Everyone who soys out over warhammer funko pops love the totally epic based black soldiers becausw they kill :!marseytrain:s and r*pe strags and #resist in canon but REDDIT WOKIES WHO ARE COMMIES have infiltrated the entirety of the warhammer universe fanbase and are totally ruining everything.

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Here's a bunch of twitter and reddit links that you won't read:

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As you can see reddit WOKIES Hate warhammer despite being in the fandom and they hate everything about my favorite funko pops. Games workshop seeing the deranged commie wokies have bent the knee and changed the black templars. They are now the DEI templars and in lore are now now all gay black and trans and now look like this:

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Here's some more reddit links that you don't care to read or even look at yourselves:

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Twitter.com

As you can see wokie reddit commies who hate 40k are celebrating because they can now play warhammer 40k as commie wokies. This is literally g*mer gate 4.0 and I can't enjoy my funko pop games anymore because of this and I am making it everyone else's problem.

This is literally how I see the average @kaamrev post

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What's the deal with black templars?

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They're a non-Codex compliant, overstrength successor chapter of Dorn's Imperial Fist legion geneseed founded by Sigismund, who had to atone for his insubordination (and emergent faith) prior to the Siege of Terra through a vow of eternal crusade, which persists ten thousand years later through every Black Templar.

:#marseyautismwitch: :#marseydramautist:

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I understood none of that.

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I put on the sped helmet for a good scare the hoes answer. :marseyspecial: You give woman or "woman" vibes, and you're not allowed in the clubhouse

:marseyfoidasianmask: :!marseyno:

No loads refused (except filthy foids) :marseysteaming:

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This is why you have zero normie friends.

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Unfortunately I've failed to scare them all away :marseygiveup:

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I like the Dark Angels because they're space knights that wear monastic robes but the Black Templars are cool space crusaders too.

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I dont even know the actual lore idgaf about 40k

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They should make a 40k gacha to get your elusive gigasperg marketshare

… Sir. :marseybeanrelieved:

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The only correct answer. It's for nerds that are too stupid to play chess.

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40k is harder than chess actually...

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Chess is as difficult as your opponent…. :marseyl: stop playing against tards

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True of any game, but play better ones

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!historychads @Redactor0

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This might be a bit much even for me. :marseyblush:

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>This also applies to 40k

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My Funko blasters outrolled your Funko blasters, truly this makes me an intellectual juggernaut

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>my plastic horse ate your plastic doorknob, truly this makes me an intellectual juggernaut

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Yes

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Complexity does not equal depth. All those extra rules and figures only manage to make Warhammer less intellectual than chess. Liking complexity for its own sake is midwit behavior.

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