Everyone who soys out over warhammer funko pops love the totally epic based black soldiers becausw they kill s and r*pe strags and #resist in canon but REDDIT WOKIES WHO ARE COMMIES have infiltrated the entirety of the warhammer universe fanbase and are totally ruining everything.
Here's a bunch of twitter and reddit links that you won't read:
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As you can see reddit WOKIES Hate warhammer despite being in the fandom and they hate everything about my favorite funko pops. Games workshop seeing the deranged commie wokies have bent the knee and changed the black templars. They are now the DEI templars and in lore are now now all gay black and trans and now look like this:
Here's some more reddit links that you don't care to read or even look at yourselves:
As you can see wokie reddit commies who hate 40k are celebrating because they can now play warhammer 40k as commie wokies. This is literally g*mer gate 4.0 and I can't enjoy my funko pop games anymore because of this and I am making it everyone else's problem.
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You're spot on I didn't read the name and I thought it was @kaamrev once again seeting about something
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can i have some money
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sure my love
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No, you're a Boer. Your very existence is violence. We need to give money to all those people of color you're oppressing rn
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can i have some money?
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I was going to send you money, but in accordance with the BBBEE program, I am instead sending it to the cousin of some low-level ANC bureaucrat.
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Post Trussy first
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Unfathomably based Quad
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Every kaamrev grimdank post is the guy on the left
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Sir is so dreamy
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Implying I actually read them.
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Reading is.... BAD!
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Your links suck
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u suck
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which one of you wears the strap on in the relationship Grue
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I do as Sir asks, including wearing the strap.
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keyed power bottom
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It bites, mostly.
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Anything that gives me an approved outlet to seethe at people who exclusively watch 40k "lore" videos is OK in my book and I appreciate kaamreev for this.
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I watched half of TTS and all of AGP, so basically I know everything there is to know
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!g*mers !weebs !macacos
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u ok?
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Not ETTS of all things, Grue-zoomersan. I expected better of you. 40k lore is srs bzns
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If a story has no feudal world femboys I want no part of it
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm unshaven twink butt under a handspun tunic
Unless they've adapted/been modified to be hairless outside the head
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Laser-addict
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You misread that
I'm very much a fan
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They could be Roman or Persian ripoffs
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!macacos
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I'm sorry for your loss. I know this must be particularly hard on your family
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TTS and its consequences have been a disaster for the 40k community. Hunter: the Parenting has been even worse for the VtM community.
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As someone that barely remembers it, can you read tell me on how it is fricking damaging, b-word? Representing chaos characters as redeemable, b-word?
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I haven't seen it, it's just that it got a ton of brain-dead secondaries into Warhammer spaces online and there's nothing worse for productive discussion of something than people who have never actually done it. Warhammer is a war game, not a wiki. The lore only matters to justify why your funkos are fighting the other guy's funkos.
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Wasn't rogue trader TTG first
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The first edition of Warhammer 40k was titled "Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader." It was a wargame, not a roleplaying game. It was closer to a roleplaying game than modern Warhammer is, as it had a focus on long multi-battle campaigns rather than single skirmishes, but it was still definitely a wargame.
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You posted links to the main pages of the sites, dummy. Now I can't see the gay spaceshit you allege has happened.
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!commenters !clinklickers
@Monke read through this whole post, didn't realize it was explicitly satire and got upset that he couldn't read the nonexistent drama.
@SIitFricker too
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@Lappland thinks I read the body of his post
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You clearly did go get an understanding of what the post was about and to directly quote it. Stop trying to cover for being such an r-slur.
!commenters
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Neighbor I literally read your title (the original paragraph-long one) and scrolled down for pictures, finding dead links instead.
Do better. Be better.
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It was half satire, i figured it out quickly but still felt stoopid so i wanted to showcase my stupidity for karma points
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www.com
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Heh, more like Games Wokeshop.
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More like GAYS WOKESLOP !carlos
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Gays Wokeslop lmao
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What the frick
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Elon MUSK is a Nazi.
FACT.
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wtf I thought Trump made this illegal? !project2025
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It's called RESISTANCE chude.
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Whenever I see @kaamrev's threads on 40k, I think
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GOOD post Lappland!
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What's the deal with black templars?
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I dont even know the actual lore idgaf about 40k
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They should make a 40k gacha to get your elusive gigasperg marketshare
β¦ Sir.
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The only correct answer. It's for nerds that are too stupid to play chess.
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40k is harder than chess actually...
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Chess is as difficult as your opponentβ¦. stop playing against tards
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True of any game, but play better ones
!historychads @Redactor0
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This might be a bit much even for me.
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My Funko blasters outrolled your Funko blasters, truly this makes me an intellectual juggernaut
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Yes
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Complexity does not equal depth. All those extra rules and figures only manage to make Warhammer less intellectual than chess. Liking complexity for its own sake is midwit behavior.
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They're a non-Codex compliant, overstrength successor chapter of Dorn's Imperial Fist legion geneseed founded by Sigismund, who had to atone for his insubordination (and emergent faith) prior to the Siege of Terra through a vow of eternal crusade, which persists ten thousand years later through every Black Templar.
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I understood none of that.
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I put on the sped helmet for a good scare the hoes answer. You give woman or "woman" vibes, and you're not allowed in the clubhouse
No loads refused (except filthy foids)
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This is why you have zero normie friends.
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Unfortunately I've failed to scare them all away
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I like the Dark Angels because they're space knights that wear monastic robes but the Black Templars are cool space crusaders too.
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Id just like to announce how glad Im that I never got into any of these 40k/MTG/marvel/starwars soyboy manbaby shits so I dont have to stop liking them when they become woke.
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Imagine letting soys determine what you like and don't like
Imagine being that soft and pliable
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You sound like the kinda guy who would keep consuming capeshit if they started providing it in form of an HRT injection.
"Who cares its gonna turn me into a . Nobody makes me not consume manchildshit"
Like be a literal toddler if you want, but have some agency, man.
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I can't understand what this is fricking supposed to parallel. Low quality media in franchises I like, b-word?
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Counterpoint, when they're social hobbies and soys are into them, it means you have to interact with soys.
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Maybe this is fricking just something I lack the fricking lived experience to judge like inceldom. Soys seem to never shittest me or otherwise exhaust my patience.
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Rogue Trader is a girl boss trans allegory.
Unironically, the game is mostly about how to be a good feminist.
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those links dont fukcing wokr gimme me seethe material
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Are you Black or Vegan?
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What's a war hammer?
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Black Templars:
Also Black Templars some time this year or next:
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Snapshots:
Twitter.com:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
Reddit.com:
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Ratchat.net:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
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