you needs less tricknology n increase dem p values n sheeeei-
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m-my grant proposal
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More yummy cope from the copium mines
1.5 million fed wagies (who collectively do the work of 1.5 private sector employees) got this memo tonight:
They are, of course, pooping themselves. Great takes all around
nooo we have to work like every other american again
/u/GoBeyondPlusUltra93 neighbor quit playin
Wammen love policing language
Two types of handouts and "fish" (presumably licenses). !chuds, is there anything you love more than welfare and permits? Weigh in
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Nuclear
!wfhchads
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The memo really does reek of butthurt lmao. Imagine the type of insect who is jealous of federal wagies
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Breaking news:
https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1i7j875/be_safe_out_there
Tumblr has decided they're going to use contraception and never mention politics, religion or transgenderism ever again
Chuds reportedly weeping in the streets
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next item on list:
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It's all aesthetics. They want to look like revolutionaries and the #resistance online while doing nothing. These people don't go outside.
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If they really wanted to be revolutionary they'd be fedposting but they're kitties
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LA MIGRA
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Me at work tomorrow
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Lol they were the ones who tried to demonize not revealing who you voted for in the first place
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It was different then, they were sowing, how were they to know.
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What do mexicans say then a black person is walking in their direction?
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They make it sound almost like a fun game, especially since they keep stressing it's only 4 years.
Let's roleplay as jews in Nazi Germany for a bit until the time is over, then it's our turn again to be the oppressors 
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Not even one week into office and Trump had these b-words shutting the frick up about queerness and transness. I kneel.
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they're in total hysterics
Got to save this one
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Yes, because nothing ever happens.
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Wait if you already survived then wtf are they reeeeeeeing about
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You don't understand. The presidency has ULTIMATE CONTROL of the country.This includes having the wealthy and political elite by the balls... just because, okay?
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what books are project 2025 looking to ban
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when you ask a librarian not to put hardcore porn in the school library for 4 year olds that's fascism
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"librarian" and "libertarian" are close for a reason
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yes but one likes children in bad faith
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Project 2025 doesn't mention banning any books. This doesn't stop Redditors from larping as jews (who deserved it for oppressing Palestinian folx) in 1933 Germany.
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jews deserve a nobel peace prize for killing terrorists and making the world more peaceful
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holy shit they also say people are gonna get persecuted by the administration for being the wrong religion?
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FRICKING R-SLURRED
FRICK
i fully understand mass shooters now
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I remember rednecks yelling la migra at random Mexicans all through high school. It's good to see Trump is upholding our old traditions.
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The waiters I worked with in Mexico circa 2000 loved yelling La Migra when it was slow.
Id whip off my apron and pretend an empty bottle was my drink.
Yes I'm a 6'2 Germanic looking blond guy
After a while I learned that the Immigration dept was never coming to the malecon in Puerto Vallarta to roll up backpackers.
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The mental image of an anxious genderblob randomly screaming ""ICE RAAAAID!! LE MIGRA!!!!" in public because they thought they saw a utility van won't leave my mind now
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this is a literal copypaste of the boys s4 finale lmfaooo i can't
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Please oh please let someone upload the videos
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If your over 160 pounds you aint likely to get pregnant
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lmao Ella for fatties
Sorry, I only bang Plan B effective hos
Also I don't live near wetbacks so i don't care about any of this
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Two months ago the same person was probably calling for mexicans to be deported because they might have voted for Trump.
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Oh, if only.
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No trans lives matter
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Hashtag made me smile
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FRICK, TYPE IT SLOWER YOU SLUT
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Reddit became so mainstream in 2020 it's basically psuedo-anonymous facebook
...2010s facebook, not whatever facebook is now
Reddit is also very popular with grandmas now. Expecially lefty grandmas.
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What's funny is young people think reddit is like unknown and esoteric. Every time I've heard it brought up in real life by people under 25 they pause to explain it, like it doesn't pop in the first 5 results of just about everything you google.
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It's 4chan for boring butt zoomers
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It's filled to the brim with leftoids and rabid Democrats.
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And grandpas
Fr though.
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Oh so she doesn't need DEI to get a job then right?
/u/Aphreyst/ Yeah because the federal government is in charge of eggs, you stupid b-word.
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Long term since the US is not in recession reducing federal employment probably will reduce the price of eggs by creating more labour that can work in agriculture.
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Another trillion dollar budget will reduce the price of eggs
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Why do r-slurs feel the need to have takes on economics???
edit: hilarious this is downmarseyd when its an objective fact
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the real reason is that mars is in retrograde but only until mid february
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Has any rdrama gayop caused more seethe than one random guy who told a pollster he was worried about egg prices?
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I'm just a little annoyed that the only thing shitlibs bring to the table of debate is packing all issues to one solution the other side is addressing. ERM HOW DOES BANNING TRANSWOMEN FROM PLAYING WOMENS SPORTS LOWER THE COST OF EGGS trying so hard to sound clever but instead they sound like bagpipes.
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missing the target as usual. Congrats on transitioning tho
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Feel bad for ur daughter, Drake
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She's fine. Talking about my kids unprompted makes you a creep.
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cps
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!libertarianhunters dude talks about my kids for "some reason" without any evidence. Follows a similar pattern of behavior here.
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are you a woman?
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I'm not marrying you
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TooManyEggs.com
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Lmao Chauvin got literally the opposite of that.
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Funny how there hasn't been an unarmed black protest in a long time
I think the wind is out of those sails
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idk whether you've ever lived in the hood, but we didn't go outside from November 1 to March 1 bc it was too cold
and crime spiked in hot weather bc we didn't have air conditioning and spent all day out on the streets
wait til summer
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Global warming causes black crime.
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Global socio-climate emergency equity
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They only happen in Summer. They tried to get a couple going, like with Daniel Penny, but it wasn't convenient enough.
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Deserved.
!chuds, as it should be. Won't even need a government efficiency department if they can fire them.
It's been great watching the parasites squirm.
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Trump needs to ban this.
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Nothing makes America great like defunding basic scientific research.
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Hey bby, wanna fund some basic scientific research? I just need 70k dramacoin!
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What's your proposal? It better not be DEI related
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I want to see what happens when you give
@butthole 355 shit awards.
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the research: "Is eating a settler-colonialist act?"
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It's not funny, my "are spiders racist" grant got paused
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can't believe these chuds don't hecking love science
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Cancer is woke nonsense.
Just drink fruit juice and stay away from 5G, if everyone knew about this the hospitals wouldn't make money
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Larry Ellison already confirmed Stargate will cure cancer
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Best redditor award
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nature is healing
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I'm in /r/fednews right
now talking 
about how sad I am that I had to report my coworker because she was so nice 
People are already replying to me saying I should
not have reported anyone. I say that I did not want to be reprimanded for attempting to protect 
her and that several other coworkers are reporting 
people they know as well. Redditors 
are so gullible 
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Gotta
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I can't believe he's actually getting shit done. Like, with tangible results and everything.
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that's kinda his whole reputation (outside of reddit)
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Wot, he didn't do shit last time. Probably not entirely his fault but its still true.
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Some of the Trump stuff is extremely r-slurred but the anti DEI/affirmative action/etc. stuff is so good. How do I let people know I'm exactly the right amount of racist?
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start saying "r-slurred" and "gay" in meetings, make a couple fat jokes.
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Why does le evil trump fire me just because I hire people not by the content of their character but by the color of their skin
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D.E.I. today
D.EI. tomorrow
D.E.I. forever
Bigot
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owning the diversity hires by placing them on paid leave with full benefits
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Likely no other way to kick them out without getting government labor unions heavily involved and an onslaught of r-slurred judges.
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You can just reassign them tbh
I know the dei people usually suck though
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We'll see how it goes.
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It's ur dream job bb
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fellas is it wrong to consider these people parasites who deserve to have the gravy train cut off?
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only a third of them. and the useless ones are the most difficult to get rid of.
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HECK NO I AIN'T TIRED, I'VE HAD A WINNING ERECTION FOR 3 DAYS NOW
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I'm pretty sure that can severely frick up your circulation and end up making your peepee fall off.
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A DEI hire flew over my house!
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So the NIH grant review thing is actually tied to the government running out of money. They have cancelled all travel too. The NIH last year overspent by over a billion dollars so the Treasure is mad angry with us.
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