They're still seething 
so... you were able to do it in an hour, you're just used to it taking ten to twelve weeks 
just 16 hours! give these poor babies some slack
DHS spooks parked at the little TSA booths 
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How can blurmpf expect elite government functionaries to work in these compliant but outdated spaces 
If they're so critical, why are "data calls" needed to determine who and where the frick your employees are 
/u/el-corneador don't let the door hit your culo on the way out esé 
We banned their app, now they hate us 
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Last but not least, the smartest pooner:
"no"
So masculine 
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I think maybe they should do a reverse sovereign citizen thing and claim that, since they're already on American soil, they are already in the office at all times.
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I support this idea, maybe what also can happen is that the government can reverse hire everyone that uses reddit
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butt they already do ot for free. The cant even do anything with their fake internet points like goomblenor buy hats for your pfp
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Or just work for a contractor to the government.
I work for the government as a contractor and I don't have to bend to their bullshit rules.
Gov employees do.
Despite their perks of never getting fired and having great benefits, your the governments b-word. If they tell you to jump. You jump. They tell you to move to a different state, you do or quit.
They tell you to come in, you do.
Meanwhile I can tell them "not in my contract, go ask my program manager about that and maybe I will for more $$$"
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They are right about the RTO order being extremely stupid. I know someone who's team has to do stuff in a large multistate region and they have people spread out covering smaller local areas. My friend is the only person from his team in his city. So he has to now go to the local courthouse 5x a week to work in a small office with no one else. It's r-slurred.
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Chuds hate people who work from home because they remind them how much more comfortable they'd be if they finished high school.
Admittedly it's pretty easy to find joy in people having to RTO just because redditors are such twinks about it, but I really do think a lot of it is just sour grapes from bitter unskilled laborers.
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No, I hate WFH because at no point in the scamdemic did I ever get to stay home. Not the 2 weeks, not ever. Now my job is 10x annoying, because every time the power is out, I don't just get the normal dumb question of "how long is it going to be out?!", I get the indignation from buttholes who go ""I WORK FROM HOME AND HAVE TO BE ON A TEAMS/ZOOM CALL, AND I DONT HAVE CELL SERVICE AND MEED MY POWER ON!", as if it's my fault that some rich peepeehead from NYC decided to spend 1.2million on a farmhouse in the butt end of nowhere, but somehow couldn't drop 13k on a generator.
So, as far as I am concerned, WFHcels can die of AIDS, for being obnoxious and making rural homes unaffordable to anyone other than other transplants.
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In the same vein, people need to stop relying on a single residential Internet hookup with no SLA to power their Mission Critical 6 figure zoom jobs. Your ISP cannot stop a booze cruiser from taking out the trunk line feeding your neighborhood, and if you're not paying guaranteed uptime rates they're not going to fix it with guaranteed uptime urgency.
Most of the actually competent wfh people are aware that we all have backup wireless solutions in our pockets these days but they're outnumbered by a lot.
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If my power or internet go out I just tell my manager and don't work. They're obviously not going to fire me for something beyond my control and as long as it's not like a monthly thing nobody will care.
If anything it's like a free vacation day for me (and no it doesn't come out of my PTO, but I do still get paid).
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I wish everyone was like that. I routinely have to interact with people for work that have seemingly staked their entire lives and livelihoods on their residential coax or DSL ISP having 100% uptime.
If it's that goddarn important, Becky, you either need a backup connection or a new arrangement with your employer.
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If it was that important Karen would use Teams on her phone, go into the office for the day, or post up at a Starbucks.
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Same, I just tell them and they're like "ok, take care" and that's the end of it
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Idgaf if you work for the government. If the average white collar can't work from home, neither can you. Ain't nothing "equitable" about WFH.
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it makes sense for some kobs, butt government jobs in particular shouldnt be work from home bc those people are lazy as frick as it is
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Ur proving OP right lmao
"ppl who hate WFH have sour grapes"
"NOOO I HATE IT BECAUSE I COULD NEVER WFH
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Turns out once a week meetings are more productive then having everyone in an office doing daily thumb twiddle meetings.
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At my office we have pod days where everyone in our team comes.
On those days we do zoom calls. With eachother. In the office. Sitting next to each other.
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Nah, dawg. I would've been cool with not working from home, because I like the separation of my spaces. What I hate is dealing with WFHcels who move to the middle of nowhere, but want their life to be as convenient as living in the city.
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The sourest grape of all
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As a tech chud I might have actually voted for leftoids if they were pro WFH. Doesn't matter now but WFH is just so much better as an employee.
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Being able to use my own potty tops literally any other reason I have to work from home
ok so Its awesome
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!tops this bussy is blown out and beyond repair subsisting only on high grade bidet paper. Best to look elsewhere
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neighbour have you used 1 ply corporate potty paper?
it disintegrates in your hand on the first wipe
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No I use a bidet towel that I wash every other month
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I don't have a bussy washing sink :/
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Bleak like ur bussy
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Just get like 20, fold them together then wipe.
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It's like how I'm a furry, because I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work to the sounds of me pooping.
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AI is out here creating new fetishes from thin air. It is truly over for humans. @PillsburyDoughboy is gonna go cry and jerk off too the sounds of @PillsburyDoughboy pooping now. Trans lives matter
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If AI is better at jerking off to sounds of me pooping, than it truly is over for me.
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There are plenty of skilled people that can't work from home like doctors or lawyers. But there are also unskilled people doing wfh that have no business doing so like clerks or customer service reps. My local government had a crazy long backlog for service requests because no one was actually doing their job while remote. The issue, ironically, is a lack of beauracratic efficiency where bosses just don't know or don't care how to measure their employees' outputs while remote so people skate by and get nothing done.
But i know workplaces that do it well and it's because they've figured out how to make this work. Any business that can't figure it out should be scrutinized heavily because it shows they have bad management.
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You'd be surprised at how much lawyering can be done as WFH. Law spitefully resists technology because it thinks making people needlessly suffer engenders respect. But the lockdown forced all sorts of modernization, and they realized being pointlessly miserable doesn't actually build character.
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Yeah many of the law firms I know, especially the small ones, are mostly/completely wfh. It's partially caused by the organizational structure of law firms, where they don't want to have fixed costs for large office spaces due to not being able to hold large reserves and having irregular cash flows. That is even more the case for contingency firms with super irregular cash flows.
This is normally fixed through rotating loans but minimizing the amount of debt is beneficial to the firm.
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I'm WFH. Lol.
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I also think there's also an undercurrent of support to return to work from big oil wanting people to buy more gas for their commute
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That's likely. There are commercial real estate people getting tight about having big empty offices, and lots of restaurants in downtown areas losing their lunch rush as well.
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I have a few degrees, but I was an essential worker. Anyone who sat their fat butt at home and stayed that way has already proven that they're...not essential. Unproductive eaters belong in forced labor camps.
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@PillsburyDoughboy was really hoping they would all get replaced by jeets in jeetland. @PillsburyDoughboy don't really understand why that never happened. Trans lives matter
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Your degrees must be printed on potty paper if you were still manning the fryer during covid. Knowledge work doesn't require presence
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I work for a health care company, tard. Specifically one that specializes in respiratory issues.
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Yeah. So?
Trans lives matter
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You know nothing about government. If they didn't force the issue the government will make zero attempt to even find office space or recruit local teams for years and years if they're go en any leeway. By forcing their hand and making them bear the inconvenience right now, they'll actually get moving in a reasonable time and try to rent office space for your friend and relocate his r-slurred colleagues.
You'd be surprised how quickly the bureaucracy can open their purse given enough motivation
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The point of RTO is to get people to quit so they don't look bad and need to lay people off
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Oh good the competent people will leave and the wastes who can't get a job anywhere else will stay joy
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Do they have those in government jobs?
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We seem to have a few of them on rdrama here
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Every company is doing exactly this, forcing RTO to get people to leave.
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This is why RTO has been a shitshow. They spent the last few years disregarding location while hiring. Now everybody is supposed to come on site and pretend that commuting an hour to sit on zoom calls all day is more productive.
If they'd start hiring with RTO in mind, maybe they'd get somewhere. But they won't, because it's cheaper... But also, come back to the office and sit in an empty corner all day.
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Don't like it? Build
your own job 
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Yeah, I can't tell if this post is pro RTO or not (I'm kinda dumb).
I'm full remote and would happily quit if forced back to the drudgery of daily commutes and shitty working environments. Only peoples who want that are commercial realtors (cough Trump) and executives.
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I'm entirely wfh - doesn't mean I don't enjoy the suffering of shaniquas and soys. Did you know the feds have more civilian employees than walmart? Difference is, a walmart wagie happily works a full day (in person!) and makes your life measurably better
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That's a little too mean to federal employees
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you can never be too mean to federal employees
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Based. If they want gov job bux they should at least show up and have to pretend to work
The 1% of them who are the only ones in their entire city can get excemptions though
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That's the point. We don't want big government and your buddy is strag who needs a real job
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/u/dotydev And how much did it cost the taxpayer for you to put that drivel on your site in the first place?
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$50k just too edit a website and they think they're not a bunch of leeches
No trans women are women
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That price tag 100% means they are paying a vendor a rush order rate. Which is why firing the civil servants and then outsourcing basic government functions is r-slurred.
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And why was the other guy able to do it in an hour
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This is even worse than the rise of Hitler
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Trump just took one of the biggest steps against institutional racism in the last 40 years. What a Nazi.
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It's pretty hard to care about a bunch of c*nts who gloated their way thru covid
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So we went from it's not happening, to holy frick we have to dismantle tons of entire departments for the thing that's not happening!?
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So their own employees are the afterthought?
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/u/Consistent_Cat4436 holy shit just how fricking fat are you jesus
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just use a soft mousepad dumbass, a keyboard wrist rest and adjust your armrests on the chair properly
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If I was a remote worker for the guvment, that RTO order would have me going Timothy McVeigh
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Don't worry I hear Trump is pardoning him next
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some people getting NEETbux to stay at home during COVID while the rest of us worked 70 hour weeks with no bonuses already created some timothy mcveighs
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since 2000?
on a conference call? or those nextel phones that worked like walkie-talkies? AIM? ICQ? Did they mail in all of the paperwork they were doing or did the CDC have bicycle couriers? were they working with disease samples in their home bathrooms?
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Yeah, it was known as telecommuting back in the day. You called in for meetings via phone (and later Skype). Ask some oldheads about it.
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Wtf?
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What Feds?
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We demand more fed seethe!!
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Love this fed seethe king, keep it coming
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If you spent 50k to remove it, what did you spend to implement it and pay the DIE employees.
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