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Fedbros... :marseyitsover:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1i7t0od/guidance_on_federal_memorandum_return_to_inperson/

								

								

They're still seething :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614553ul9uDKJCkP3xyQ.webp

so... you were able to do it in an hour, you're just used to it taking ten to twelve weeks :marseynooticeglow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376145537P6aMcaOaeBlDw.webp

just 16 hours! give these poor babies some slack

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6kWOxIkVNPwAAAAd/nails-family-guy.gif

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614553_gDeXRaCtoTWXA.webp

DHS spooks parked at the little TSA booths :marseyxdorbit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614553u0TQII1l1dp_dw.webp

Also

>CDC

>entire 70+ member team has been fully remote since 2000

:ma#rseywrongthonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614554YkJv5kx28kBFQw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614554IPT22JfdOMI_tg.webp

How can blurmpf expect elite government functionaries to work in these compliant but outdated spaces :marseycrying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555apwhaZArWbJ1Fw.webp

>do not comply

>stay and do our jobs

:marseyconfused2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555pD0kJyx8h-SVUg.webp

If they're so critical, why are "data calls" needed to determine who and where the frick your employees are :marseynoooticer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555X0nOKFkh_CSfQw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555HSy99VL97CsORQ.webp :marseywise:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555rjIf_iuJ1ak4yA.webp

/u/el-corneador don't let the door hit your culo on the way out esΓ© :marseylatinxpearlclutchgenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555juEaME3yy3GKyQ.webp

We banned their app, now they hate us :marseyreapcrying:


Bonus content

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver40/comments/1i7v7g3/what_are_we_going_to_do_about_this/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376145554sdMhbdwFcqQSw.webp

>women over 40

>plan b

:marseybeanquestion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i7vhdw/what_groups_will_this_affect_and_what_do_you/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555u313S1hJkvexIg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737614555fmEVtc1ClyleHw.webp

Last but not least, the smartest pooner:

https://old.reddit.com/r/transplace/comments/1i7v2e7/what_does_the_executive_order_about_trans_people/

>Ok, do you know about changing the f to a m tho? If that's still ok

"no"

>That's gonna suckkkk

So masculine :marseypoonerpat:


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I think maybe they should do a reverse sovereign citizen thing and claim that, since they're already on American soil, they are already in the office at all times.

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I support this idea, maybe what also can happen is that the government can reverse hire everyone that uses reddit

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butt they already do ot for free. The cant even do anything with their fake internet points like goomblenor buy hats for your pfp

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Or just work for a contractor to the government.

I work for the government as a contractor and I don't have to bend to their bullshit rules.

Gov employees do.

Despite their perks of never getting fired and having great benefits, your the governments b-word. If they tell you to jump. You jump. They tell you to move to a different state, you do or quit.

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