Dinner prep for my guest tonight

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You won't believe the deal I got on this steak. It was on sale for 50% off at the Fred Meyer I was working at working at today (I'm the manager BTW), and it doesn't even expire until TOMORROW. Can you believe that? It's shocking how often perfectly good meat ends up in the dumpster just because it's "expired", which is really just a social construct if you think about it.

continues to talk about discounted meats for 4 hours

:#marseypizzashilltalking:

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A snaggle toothed whore enters the unfurnished one-bedroom apartment. RGB dances across her pock marked face as the smell of expired glue-meat wafts through the stale air.

"So I'm technically rich, I've got tens of thousands invested in Nvidia because I'm not an r-slured foid. I'm just a fricking Jew when it comes to...

:#marseydarkpizzashilltalking:

As Pizzashill spends the next fifteen minutes cope-splaining his meager accomodations, the whore begins to wonder if she, perhaps, has a kinship with this fellow castoff of God's grace. Not a moment later, a tearful profession of love and self-pity relinquishes any semblence of empathy which she had previously felt. Much like the boiled steak hanging in the air; her feelings blend in and dissipate amongst the depressing rainbow-lit environ her sad life has led her.

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I'd say something like "Nice fan function bud" if for one second I wasn't sure that YOU in fact are the pock faced whore!

How was the steak WHORE?

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